Chapter 16-Xiao Bu, Have a Safe Journey
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"I say, why did you borrow money?" Yan Kun asked after calling a dozen Ice Sharps for Zhan Bo. Lu Ziqiao looked at the ice blades of various colors in front of Yan Kun and his mouth twitched."F * ck, drinking sharp ice so early in the morning, so romantic. Rich people, lend me some silver.”
"Hey, you're wrong about that. I asked for it on behalf of Zhanbo. I'll buy a dozen Ice Blades and get a movie ticket for free.”She placed the movie tickets in the beer basket into Zhanbo's hands.""Why don't I give you one too?"
"Uh, no need, Brother Kun ~ I've already called you Brother Kun. You can't just leave me in the lurch, right? I just ordered a table of dishes and realized that my wallet is gone. I promised to treat you ~ Please ~" Lu Ziqiao looked as miserable as he could be, as if he would die if you didn't agree. However, everyone was used to this. Everyone here, Yifei and Zhanbo, had been scammed before, especially Zhanbo. His stupid brain had almost become an ATM machine. If Yifei hadn't appeared in time, Zhanbo probably wouldn't even be able to pay the rent.
Now, Yifei and Zhanbo could forget about it. Lu Ziqiao turned his attention to Yan Kun and Wanyu. He looked at the test questions in front of Wanyu and decisively gave up on this idea. She didn't even have money to spend, so why should she lend it to you? Soon, Ziqiao's wretched, ambiguous, and malicious eyes stared at Yan Kun.
Yan Kun, who was talking to Zhanbo, suddenly felt a chill on his back. He turned his head agilely and saw Zi Qiao moving towards him."What's wrong, Ziqiao? Do you want a bottle too?”
Lu Ziqiao paused for a moment and hurriedly nodded a few times."Alright, it's a waste not to drink something that doesn't cost money.”After saying that, he picked up a bottle of Ice Sharp and put it to his mouth. He bit it with his teeth and the bottle cap fell off.
Yifei looked at Zhanbo and said,""Which man doesn't know how to drink? You're just too lacking in masculinity. It's so difficult for you to drink. Look at Ziqiao, he's the professional.”
"You flatter me. Brother Kun, look at how close we are usually. Now that our brother is in trouble, please help me. I, Lu Ziqiao, will remember your kindness for the rest of my life.”Zi Qiao smiled and pulled Yan Kun to the side, muttering in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
Yan Kun patted Lu Ziqiao's chest."Don't say that, Ziqiao. I've heard a lot about your deeds from Yifei Zhanbo and the others. By the way, didn't you just collect rent from that fool Guan Gu a few days ago?”
Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a while before saying," Eh, you know that Meijia and I broke up two days ago. When a couple moved in, the discount of half the rent was gone. I have to pay twice the original rent alone. The money is actually the same as before."”
Yan Kun shook his head." Ziqiao, I'm not Meijia. You're playing word games with me. Before Guan Gu moved in, the two of you paid four people's rent. Now that Guan Gu moved in, the three of you share the rent. Guan Gu also agreed to pay two people's rent. In other words, the two of you only need to be responsible for your own share, so you must have more or less left.”
"Uh, alright! You win. To be honest, I asked a girl out today. We've been hooking up for three days, and she immediately agreed to hit a home run with me. It's just that she wants me to treat her to dinner tonight, and I might not have enough money, so... whether I can break the record depends on you.”Lu Ziqiao's soft words made Yan Kun's mind work."Record? What record?"
"A home run record. Including this time, I'm close to three! If you help me today, I will definitely write your name in my future autobiography. When I was lost, it was you who gave me the motivation to move forward. When I was sad, it was you who gave me a warm shoulder. When I didn't know where to go, it was you who gave me a goal for the future. In the future, my epitaph will be engraved like this. Yan Kun, Lu Ziqiao's physical family, spiritual mentor, spiritual…"
"Stop! Forget it, forget it. Don't disgust me anymore. Don't mention me in your memories. I don't want to become a sinner in human history. Tell me how much you want to borrow.”Yan Kun hurriedly interrupted Lu Ziqiao's expression because he was really afraid that if he continued listening, he would die of disgust.
Lu Ziqiao patted Yan Kun's back excitedly and extended three fingers. Yan Kun took out his wallet."Oh, 300. Forget it, I'll just take it as supporting you once.”
"No, it's 3000."
"F * ck, you ate 3000 yuan for a meal. What kind of gold did you eat?”Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Yan Kun instantly put his wallet back into his pocket and said unhappily.
"I had no choice. I was going to treat her to a food stall, but who knew that the girl just called me and said that she had found a place to eat and even ordered food. It seemed to be a five-star hotel, and it was even a super vvip couple room. She said that she even served four South African abalones and that she would be able to eat directly when I arrived.”Lu Ziqiao's words shocked Yan Kun. Yan Kun opened his mouth and said,"Are you sure…she…didn't do it on purpose?”
Lu Ziqiao nodded seriously."Actually, I've long suspected it."
“so？And then?"
"And then? " The suspicion flashed in my mind from the left side, but then it flashed out from the right side. Let me tell you, that girl is really hot. That butt, that chest, that…" Lu Ziqiao's eyes flashed with a green light, as if everything he said was right in front of him.
"Alright, alright, alright. Let's not talk about this anymore. She even ordered the abalone. Are you sure you can bring back 3000 yuan in one piece?”Yan Kun interrupted Ziqiao's fantasies and looked at Lu Ziqiao's clothes with ill intentions.
Yan Kun's gaze made Lu Ziqiao involuntarily tighten his coat."You…what do you mean?”
" First of all, a four-headed South African abalone can be said to be a high-quality abalone. The market price is about 800 yuan. Besides, you can't just eat abalone, right? The seafood lobsters and abalones in five-star hotels must be eaten together. Now, the cheapest lobsters are at least 120-200 yuan per kilogram even if you're in a place where seafood is abundant. This is just the price of lobsters plus the processing fee. Won't they make money..."
"Stop it, stop it! It's too scary, but she left my name, address, and phone number there. I can't run away even if I want to.”Lu Ziqiao shivered, and even his legs started to tremble. He sat on the sofa with Yan Kun's help. Now, in his eyes, that woman had lost her usual charm. She was like a demon with two horns.
Yan Kun took a sip of wine to moisten his throat."Well, let me tell you, some hotels have a service that allows you to pay for what you owe. You might be able to come out after washing dishes for half a year or six months.”
"Don't, brother. I'll call you brother. Help me. If you help me, I'll do anything.”At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's mind was filled with the inhumane abuse after being caught by the hotel manager. Only Yan Kun, this last life-saving straw, had to be grabbed no matter what.
Yan Kun cleared his throat and looked at Lu Ziqiao seriously."Are you sure? I can help you, but you definitely won't be able to return the money even if I lend it to you. But if I don't lend it to you, it'll be too unreasonable.”
"That's right, that's right. I know you're the most loyal person. You won't leave me in the lurch.”At this moment, Lu Ziqiao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. He followed the pole and pinned a few big hats on Yan Kun.
"So, if you promise to clean up for us every day in the future, not to bring girls to the apartment for parties, and not to fight with me for strawberry-flavored ice cream in the future, and if you need to do odd jobs in my clinic, you have to participate unconditionally. The agreement is valid for half a year. If you agree, I'll lend you the money. If you don't agree, then you can stay in the hotel and exercise.”
Lu Ziqiao's face was a little twisted as he struggled,""I can agree to the first and second conditions, but the third condition is too much. Strawberry flavor is my favorite. If you deprive me of my right to pursue happiness, you might as well let me die. Moreover, the fourth condition, I don't know how to treat patients, nor do I know how to poke those patients with needles. If an accident happens, it will be bad for your reputation.”
Yan Kun looked at Zi Qiao with a faint smile."Strawberry flavor is also my favorite. Who asked you to ask me for help? Besides, I asked you to go to my clinic to do odd jobs, not to see a doctor. Have you seen TV dramas about serving tea and pouring water? You used to be a waiter in a restaurant.”
"Waiter? Me? I'm the main character! How can you treat me like this? This is an insult to my character!”Madam Lu's acting skills were fully displayed at this moment. The ultimate goal of pretending to be so angry and indignant was to make Yan Kun take back one or two unfair contracts. However, no matter what tricks Lu Ziqiao played, Yan Kun remained indifferent and sat there calmly.
"Alright then! I promise you." After the negotiations failed, Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and signed the humiliating treaty. At this moment, he finally felt the pain of the Chinese Empire in modern history.
"It would have been better if you had said so earlier. It saved me the trouble of wasting so much saliva. Here, this is 5000 yuan.”5000 yuan to get a girl. Ziqiao had suffered a huge loss this time. He believed that he would be traumatized by beautiful women for a period of time. However, this was not something Yan Kun could control. He had achieved his goal. With Huang Shenglin's 200,000 yuan consultation fee, the 5000 yuan did not make him feel pained. Sometimes, he even felt that he was a "money-giver".
"Little Bu, have a safe journey." Lu Ziqiao held Grandpa Mao in his hand and rushed to the hotel with tears in his eyes. As for whether he was still in the mood to enjoy it, only he knew...
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