Iruka's face was filled with black lines. This Naruto Uzumaki, even if he became a genius, he still couldn't change his crazy and carefree personality. His bad habit of openly disrupting the classroom still hadn't changed.
"Naruto, do you have a problem with this grouping? Is it funny?" Iruka said coldly with a gloomy face.
The brats in the classroom, including the three little lolis, all looked at him strangely. They didn't understand why he was laughing. Could it be that he was so excited from slapping Teacher Hong's butt in the morning that he was overreacting?
Naruto's face did not turn red. Although he realized that his behavior was a little inappropriate, he wanted him to admit defeat. He could still consider a beauty, but a man? Let them scram as far away as they can think.
There was an inexplicable smile on his handsome face as he slowly said,"No, grouping is meaningless to me, let alone discussing opinions. It's just that the names of the students you called out just now are too unique, and they evoked some interesting memories in my memories.”
The brats were even more confused. The names of those students were clear and organized. They were catchy and poetic. Why did they become jokes in his ears? It was simply unreasonable.
This last place must have obtained some fortuitous encounter, becoming a genius that was the center of attention in a single leap. He was so excited that he was delirious.
A group of discontented brats laughed gloatingly. For a moment, the classroom was filled with laughter and mockery.
Okamen Chikusa, Umekawa palace treasury, and the other brats who had just been called out had their faces burning with anger. They thought Naruto was deliberately insulting them.
"Hmph, you said our names are funny, but your name isn't that good either.”Gangmen Qiancao said indignantly.
" That's right. My father is the famous poet Shoi Fuku in the ninja world. How could the name he racked his brain to give me be related to a joke?”Sora was a loli with a big butt and an unusually mature age, but she had the face of a grim reaper. Er, Dinosaur said angrily. Her ferocious appearance was simply like Godzilla.
"He must be jealous of our picturesque names!”Umekawa palace treasury mocked.
When Naruto heard these laughter and questions, he naturally knew that they were not laughing at those exquisite names like him, but at himself.
He immediately curled his lips in disdain. After all, he had never come into contact with the Internet. He was a country bumpkin who had not been polluted by the black water of the Internet. How could he know that once he entered the Internet, his integrity would be like a passerby?
Naruto usually did not hold grudges because he would take revenge on the spot if he could. It was obviously not his style to not slap back when he was constantly mocked.
His mind was spinning rapidly, as if he had been infected by the shocking talent of his ancestor, Mei Chuan. A flash of inspiration flashed across his mind. I'll scare you to death.
He stood up and stepped on the table. He felt a sense of pride in his heart as he read aloud,
"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others for not seeing through me!”
"I don't see the tombs of heroes in the five mausoleums.”
When Naruto recited the poem in a rhythmic manner, the noisy classroom that was originally filled with discussions suddenly quieted down.
The brats who had been jeering and mocking Naruto just now felt their faces burning as if they had been slapped hard. They were speechless for a long time. The poem was simply too perfect and neat. The poem was filled with the artistic conception of everyone being drunk and only one being sober, which just matched the scene of Naruto being isolated.
The second half of the story was even more sarcastic. Those who flaunted their family background could not see the desolation of their elders after they died. They could not be as self-reliant and carefree as he was.
The devilish child who was gloating at Naruto's misfortune and mocking him for being uncultured and crazy was so uncomfortable that he could not speak. It was as if it was not a big deal for them to mock a god after punching and kicking an unattainable statue. They could not resist being trampled on casually. The pleasure of torturing a god had not reached its peak yet. Tide, the statue suddenly appeared. It was neither angry nor angry. Instead, it touched their heads and said to them, I don't blame you. You're all idiots.
Iruka was completely stunned. His mouth was wide open. If yesterday's test could be described as a shocking performance, then today's performance was enough to be described as a god descending to the mortal world. He swore that he had never heard such a rhyme, such a poetic poem.
In less than 24 hours, Naruto first showed his strength that was far superior to the genius Sasuke. Then, there was news of him subduing Sunset Red with a move, kissing and spanking her on the street. Then, he publicly disrupted the classroom and caused a siege. However, there was no blood. He used his mouth to casually turn the tables.
Able to write and fight, what kind of freak was this?？
Sakura, Ino, and Hatata's eyes were shining as they looked at Naruto with admiration. They subconsciously leaned closer to him.
Naruto was indeed the best. Nothing could stump this man.
Tsk, I only plagiarized the last two sentences, and you guys are already so shocked. Naruto secretly laughed at the Japanese for being uncultured. In his previous life, the Japanese had learned a little of the skills of the Chinese Empire during the golden age of the Tang Dynasty, and they boasted that they were orthodox in Chinese culture. They were simply shameless. Now, it seemed that this dimensional world derived from Japan was similar. Just a lousy name made them feel poetic and elegant.
"Sigh, why do you have to do this? Why do you have to force me to attack?”Naruto pretended to sigh helplessly. The 300 poems of the Tang and Song dynasties in your heads will crush you to death in minutes.
F * ck!
The students in the classroom who had been hit hard almost went crazy. Naruto was like a dog that had fallen into water. His moral integrity had fallen to the ground!
It was clearly you who laughed for no reason and caused the dispute. Now you're saying that you're the victim. Slapping their faces is purely out of helplessness. Do you have any shame?
They couldn't win in words, but a poem could make them speechless. Wouldn't fighting with a pervert like Naruto be purely looking for abuse? The devilish children were speechless and couldn't say anything. They suffered a loss and were so ashamed that they almost wanted to commit suicide. He swore in his heart that in the future, this pervert would laugh at whoever he wanted and would never dare to be so quick with his words again.
Under the double suppression of literary talent and martial strength, the entire class was completely defeated!
(Isn't this chapter cool enough? Give me your chrysanthemums. Flowers, no, fresh flowers, monthly votes, and all kinds of evaluation votes. I updated one chapter yesterday, and I'll make it up this afternoon. That means I still have two more chapters in the afternoon. Oh right, I think I made it into the top ten of the new novel rankings today, but I'm at the bottom. I want to slap my face too. I want to turn the tables. I beg for your support.）
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