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When I woke up again, I found myself standing in a hall. It was just like the imperial palace hall in the Qing Dynasty dramas that were often seen on television, but it also had a bit of gloominess.
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In front of me, there was an old man who looked very humorous and thought he was very dignified. Beside him stood two people who looked like judges. There was a large plaque above the three of them, with three large words written on it-Yama's Palace.
F * ck, it can't be that funny, right? My first reaction was, is this a TV drama? Looking at this scene, it was probably a horror movie, but why did the three of them look like they were dressed in a comedy? I can't help but sigh. There are too many third-rate directors these days!
Just as I was letting my imagination run wild, the funny old man in the middle slammed the table and roared,"Who's down there? Why aren't you kneeling when you see me?”
I was stunned. Did she think I was an extra? "Hey, old man, you've got the wrong person, haven't you?" I don't want to act on television!"
When the three of them heard what I said, they were also stunned. Beside them, Judge A muttered to himself,"F * ck, is there something wrong with this person's brain?”
Judge B also took out the Life and Death Book to check, but after checking for a long time, he did not find anything. So he asked curiously,"That's not right. There's no one dying at this hour. Who's that down there?”
The funny old man slammed the table again and said,""The person down there, you're already dead! Hurry up and tell me your name so that I can arrange your reincarnation!”
Am I dead? How did I die? Suddenly, I remembered that I was indeed dead. I was planning to buy a gift for Mengqi, but unfortunately, I was knocked away by a car while walking by the roadside. A lightning bolt hit my head, but it was definitely ineffective. Then, I came here.
Looks like I'm really dead. He was really a failure in this life. In the first half of his life, he only struggled there. In the end, he died before he could taste the taste of love. At this moment, I thought of a classic line in a movie by my idol, Stephen Chou: There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. It was only when I lost it that I regretted it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl,"I love you." If there was a time limit before this love, I hope it would be: Ten thousand years.
Just now, that brother Hades seemed to have told me that I can still reincarnate? That means I still have a chance to enjoy love. F * ck, I will not let go of any woman I love in my next life! I thought resentfully.
"Brother Yama, my name is Lin Xin. Quickly think of a way to arrange for me to reincarnate!"”
"Get lost!" King Yama said angrily. Who the f * ck is your elder brother? I'm older than your ancestor!”
My years of experience in the business world had taught me how to flatter people. I knew that if I wanted the King of Hell to arrange for me to be reincarnated into a good family, I had to flatter this old man. "I'm saying that your brother looks young and radiant. He's practically a handsome man of the new century!"”
When King Yama heard what I said, he immediately smiled and asked Judge A with his wrinkled face,""Do I really look that young?”
Judge A was probably used to flattering him, so he said without thinking,""Congratulations, King of Hell. You're simply the best among ghosts, super handsome and invincible!”
King Yama was so happy that he laughed and said to me amiably,"That Lin Xin, this king will acknowledge you as my little brother! Brother, don't worry, I'll definitely arrange a good family for you!”
I quickly thanked him. My heart was filled with joy. His evil scheme had succeeded!
"Hurry up and check my brother's birth characters!" King Yama said to Judge B.”
Judge B checked for a while, and an incredulous expression appeared on his face. He said in surprise,"King Yama, look, your godbrother has a lifespan of 188 years. It's impossible for him to die now!”
When King Yama heard this, he quickly took the Life and Death Book with a solemn expression. After reading it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and slammed the table. He shouted outside the hall,"F * ck, which blind brat brought my brother back?”
After a while, a little ghost came in trembling and fell to the ground when he saw King Yama."Please calm down, King of Hell. I, I only occasionally passed by the roadside. I saw this kid, no, your brother was about to die, so I caught him and brought him back!”
What? When I heard that I was caught by mistake, I was really speechless. I'm simply too unlucky. I thought that this kind of thing would only happen in the world of the living. I didn't expect the officialdom in the netherworld to be so dark.
"F * ck you, you blind b * tch! You're actually looking for trouble for me!" King Yama said angrily. The Book of Life and Death clearly said that my brother would have a calamity, but it didn't say that he would die! Someone, throw him into the oil pot and burn him to death. He will never be able to reincarnate!”
A few yakshas arrived in an instant and took the little ghost away.
I wasn't interested in the life or death of that little brat. I just wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible."Brother, can you arrange for me to reincarnate first?”
Hell King said to me with a bitter face,"Brother, it's not that I don't want to arrange it for you. It's just that you were caught by that blind b * stard before your life was over, so... Sigh, I had no choice!”
My heart instantly turned cold, but I still asked unwillingly,"But I'm not the only one who dies in accidents every year, right? What about them?"
"Those people?" Hades replied. They were all lonely ghosts wandering around in hell every day. When their lifespans were over, they would reincarnate!”
I still didn't give up." Since I was caught by mistake, can you send my soul back into my body?"”
King Yama looked at me sympathetically."Brother, let me ask you something. When you were alive, did you sign an organ donation agreement after death?”
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