In the end, Ye Han did buy his cell phone, but he bought a 280 yuan motorola from a second-hand phone market. Even Lu Xiangyi wanted to strangle him to death.
Why did he have to use such a cheap phone instead of a sky-high price phone? What exactly are Ye Han's brain cells made of? It was the landlady who said something that convinced everyone."This little fellow's head was probably caught in the crack of a door when he was born. Otherwise, he would be an idiot.”
The happy life officially began. In the house of the swaying moon, Ye Han used his vast knowledge, elegant demeanor, and pleasing eloquence to mingle with all the girls, appearing happy and harmonious.
This guy had found the landlady's liking and stuffed her with small gifts every day, which made her happy. All the prohibitions against men were completely exposed to him, and he was doing very well, making the landlady envious.
In addition, he would occasionally flirt with pretty girls and flirt with Lu Xiangyi. How could she not know her fortune in love?
In school, Ruyan Liu was still lukewarm towards him. Strangely, she didn't pick a fight with him. They got along well for a while. During this period of time, Ye Han, Ye Qingyu, and Le Tao's relationship had become very good. After witnessing Ye Han's power, the two guys did not hesitate to become his followers. Calling him 'boss' made him feel comfortable, so he tacitly agreed.
Liu Sishi, one of the top ten school beauties, should have enjoyed a great reputation in the entire school, but Ye Han realized that he was wrong. No matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find any trace of this girl. His doubts deepened. Could it be that Liu Sishi really didn't exist in Hua Xia University?
" Ding, ding, ding…" The alarm clock had rung several times. Ye Han shook his head in pain with dark circles under his eyes. He slowly got up and looked at the time. 55 minutes.""F * ck, I'm late again!"
Ye Han wondered why Lu Xiangyi had warned him to lock himself up three times before he slept.
Every night after midnight, the windows of his room would either be smashed by a group of witches, or the door would be pried open with a steel rod. Then, a large group of girls would pounce on his bed hungrily.
At first, he thought that it was a pretty girl throwing herself at him, but he realized that he was wrong. These girls were timid and watched horror movies all night long. They were all scared out of their wits.
They were not interested in the old landlord. The only young man was Ye Han. Plus, this guy was handsome, so naturally, they would hide in his room. According to inaccurate rumors, Ye Han had stayed here for a week and had already changed eight beds. In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore and specially got someone to make a king-sized steel bed. At the same time, he changed the door and windows to steel.
With such a strong defense, he should be able to rest easy, right? Ye Han was actually full of confidence.
However, Ye Han had not expected the horror of this group of girls. He did not know whether they wanted to get close to him because they thought Ye Han was too good, or because this guy was born to be bullied. They changed the location of the horror movies to his room. Every time he did not have time to react, these girls would lie on his bed in a mess, chattering like a hundred birds paying homage to the phoenix.
That was fine, but what was worse was that when a group of little beauties in pajamas hooked their fingers and asked him to lie on the bed and look at them together, what should a man do? Of course, she laid down without hesitation. Her arms were filled with fragrance, and she felt very happy.
Who knew that this group of little devilish girls were born to be geniuses at scamming people. They were only allowed to let this guy look at them and not allowed him to touch them. Taking advantage of her? One woman's Nine Yin White Bone Claw was a pleasure. Three women using it together was a pleasure. A large group of women attacking together was a fate worse than death. Looking at this guy's innocent expression, one could tell how much he was suffering.
According to Ye Han, even a god would be tortured into a lunatic.
She had been tormented for the whole night again. She had just woken up and was already late!
Han Ye didn't have time to wonder if his luck with women was good or bad. He rushed to the school and entered the economics department. He knocked on the door habitually and looked at Ruyan Liu's cold face. He was used to it and said,"Sorry, I'm late again!" Then, he returned to his seat and panted heavily.
Does this guy really not take me seriously? Although Ruyan Liu looked calm, her heart was already burning with anger. She naturally didn't understand Han Ye's situation. She only felt that this guy was getting more and more insatiable. Entering the economics department was no different from following his back door. She was so angry that she gradually calmed down. Revenge, she wanted revenge!
" Tsk tsk, Boss, what an idol!"
On Ye Han's left was Ye Qingyu, and on his right was Le Tao. The one who spoke was the damned fatty, Le Tao.
Ye Han was speechless. He rubbed his forehead sleepily and said,"Little Fatty Le, I'm the one who's going to vomit, right?”
"Boss, how could I?" Le Tao said with a silly smile. Who else in the entire economics department is better than you? However, Young Master Yu, don't you find it strange? In the past, Ruyan Liu didn't dare to offend anyone. Those who dared to offend her were chased away. However, ever since Boss came, she had never lost her temper. Are you really brother and sister with Ruyan Liu?”
"Damn fatty, do you believe everything Boss says?”Ye Qingyu rolled his eyes. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the thought of Ye Han."Boss is already a legend, you don't understand. Didn't you see him hitting on a pretty girl the day before yesterday? He directly said to her,'Little sister, come with big brother. Big brother will buy you candy to eat.' In the end, that love-struck girl actually said,'Okay, okay. I want a cylindrical one.' F * ck, she's invincible!”
Ye Han was lying on his head, enjoying his university life. When he heard that he was picking up girls, he became energetic and said with an evil smile,"According to the usual practice, guess the color of the underwear of the fourth girl in the third row. As usual, those who guess wrongly will be punished.”
"Boss, please let us go!" When Ye Qingyu and Yue Tao heard Ye Han's words, their smiling faces suddenly became long. This matter was really a blow to them. After guessing for a whole week, the two of them didn't get it right once. Ye Han, on the other hand, had a 100% accuracy and maintained a perfect victory record. The two of them had long been shocked by this. They were just short of kneeling down and worshipping him.
"By the way, Boss, what are you going to do after school?”" We've known each other for so long, but we've never had a meal together." Ye Qingyu smiled and said," Fatty and I want to treat you…"
Ye Han suddenly felt awkward and said,"I'm afraid that's not possible…"
"What is it? You can't?" Ye Qingyu wanted to bang his head against the wall." Boss, could it be that the beauty Lu Xiangyi…"
"Smart!" Ye Han said helplessly,"Brothers are precious, but beauties are even more valuable!" Xiangyi asked me to go to the Music Department to look for her!”
"Boss, you're not kind!" Le Tao's eyes lit up as he said resentfully,"Actually, I also want to find a senior who loves me.”
"Puchi!" Ye Han and Ye Qingyu couldn't help but spit out a mouthful. They looked at him and were completely speechless."Stupid fatty, how many people can stand your fat on top of a little girl?”
"However, I heard Xiangyi say that she will be with her good sisters, so…" Ye Han raised his eyebrows and said.
"Boss, you're our biological boss. Let us follow you. I beg you…"
"F * ck!" Looking at the two guys in front of him, Ye Han was speechless: "Don't tell others that I know you guys in the future. It's embarrassing!”
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