Ye Tian felt a headache coming on. Cai Yan was like a little girl with a lot of questions, asking strange ones. What made Ye Tian's head hurt even more was that she seemed to enjoy chatting with him like this, and it felt like they would chat for three or four days. Was he going to waste his wedding night chatting?
" Uh-huh, what is the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong? Quickly tell me about it." Cai Yan's eyes sparkled, as beautiful as crystal.
Ye Tian looked embarrassed and said half-heartedly,""The Great Sage Equal to Heaven is a monkey. He was tricked by a big monk and was pinned under the Five Elements Mountain. Later on, a very handsome monk saved him. The two of them took in a pig and a big bearded man on their way to the West. On the way, the four of them fought with the demons because the female demon wanted to marry the handsome monk and the male demon wanted to eat the handsome monk. The result of the fight was no result. Every time, the monkey had to go to heaven to ask the immortals to help subdue the demons. In the end, he went through 81 difficulties to retrieve the true scripture. Monkey was banned from fighting, Big Beard went to clean, and Pig became the cook. I'm done, my dear wife. A moment of spring is worth thousands of gold. I've wasted a lot of gold. Do I have to continue wasting it?”
Cai Yan shook his head." No, it hurts. You better tell me in detail about every difficulty that Sun Wukong encountered."”
Ye Tian was driven mad." Heavens…why did I have to tell her the story of Journey to the West? Wouldn't it be better to tell her about three monks without water?"”He coughed and said seriously," Comrade Cai Yan, I'm telling you very seriously, a little pain will lead to a lifetime of sexual bliss. For cicadas to be beautiful, they will have to experience the pain of breaking out of their cocoons and becoming butterflies. For phoenixes to be reborn, they will have to bathe in true Yang flames. Can't you endure this little pain?”
Cai Yan thought for a moment, and a resolute look flashed across his eyes,"Yes, husband is right. I shouldn't be afraid of pain. Alright, let's not waste the gold.”
Ye Tian was moved to tears, silently thanking the heavens: " I tried my best to convince Yan 'er to agree.
"Husband, can you tell me the story of Sun Wukong while doing that?”Cai Yan blinked, still unable to forget about Sun Wukong.
Ye Tian was startled, and he fiercely said,""I hate that monkey to death."
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