A few hundred kilometers away from Yuren Village, a simple wooden hut was smoking.
" Mr. Selaiya, Mr. Selaiya, Yamahiko is bullying me again!" A blue-haired loli rushed into the kitchen and tugged at the hem of the white-haired young man's clothes as she shouted loudly. She looked energetic and did not look like she was being bullied at all.
"Oh? What did you do to make our Nan so angry?”The man named Zirai put down the kitchen knife in his hand and squinted at the orange-haired boy, Yaehiko, who was cowering at the door. "Tsk, you still call yourself a man? Bullying a little girl? " Sensei, I've finally seen through your true colors…" The slight hint of disdain in his words made Yamahiko go crazy.
" What…What nonsense are you talking about, you bastard? I didn't bully her. She was the one who took your Intimate Paradise to make the paper airplane first. I was just kind enough to report it to you. Don't be so heartless…" Reality proved that the frenzied youth never knew what it meant to respect his teacher.
Nagato stood on the grass in front of the house, silently watching Yamahiko, who was cursing non-stop, Minami, who was secretly laughing behind Kuraiya-sensei, and... Kuraiya-sensei, whose entire body was covered in black smoke that was about to erupt. In her heart, she had already put an end to Yahiko's suicidal journey.
My mother who is far away in heaven, I sincerely hope that Yamahiko can live to a hundred years old. That way, I won't have to endure Sister Nan's teasing.
Nagato looked at the orange-haired man who was about to enter hell. He looked again and again and realized that he was still talking non-stop. He did not look wise at all. He heaved a sigh of relief.
Yahiko thought Nagato was worried about him, so he reached out his left hand and secretly made a gesture behind him." Dribble the ball or not, Big Babe Meng! You don't have to worry, young man!
When he turned back, he was faced with Zilai Ye's big face with two lines of oil paint, which was constantly emitting a ferocious expression."Then why does Xiao Nan know the location of Intimate Paradise?”
" Of course, I'll find out…"
Veins immediately popped out on Zilai Ye's forehead." Go to hell, you traitor! Zilai Ye's secret technique, Iron Fist of Love!"!!!!!!!!”
"Peng ~~~~"
The above was a day of fulfilling for Koba Mitsunin in Rainin Village... No way.
Yukiya's Iron Fist of Love finally landed on Yabhiko's head. Not only that, but the spatula in his hand also fell to the ground. What did he just see? Two of the Kinoha Sanin who were praised by the Ninja World, Orochi Ji and Okami, had gone out to pick mushrooms and returned with a child. And he looked very happy?
It was easy to tell what a big-breasted lady was thinking. Even a happy fool knew that she was very happy. The key was Orochi Ji. Orochi Ji was merciless to her enemies. Although Orochi Ji still had an indifferent expression on her face, why did it feel like the lines on her face had softened? There was a smile on her lips and eyes?
The three little ones were also very surprised.
" Yaehiko, Nagato, Little Nan, come, come, come. I brought a…" Okami turned around and saw Orochi Ji nodding." Brother, come back! How was it? Happy? Wahahahaha!"
Did she really bring a child back? Then, he rubbed his chest muscles with his right hand and poured a glass of water on the stove. After taking a sip, he asked embarrassedly,"Where…? Hmm, a child?"
He did not ask who the child was, but only where. This kind of question could undoubtedly eliminate a lot of unnecessary awkwardness. Unfortunately, no one appreciated it.
Orochi Ji looked at the blinking child in her arms and stretched out her hand to tighten the bundle for him. Her fair hand charmingly tucked a strand of hair behind her ear before saying,"My…"
"Pfft…"×4
Even if it was Zilai, he couldn't help but spit out the water he had just drunk.
"Your…? Your child?"×4
"Hmm…" The long black straight guy looked at their strange behavior strangely. He didn't think that what he had just said was shocking or ambiguous. However, she had never cared about the superficial thoughts of these superficial people. "My brother…"
"Blood brother?" Zilai could not help but ask. As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that the people beside him were looking at him with "you're an idiot" gazes.
"What's wrong?" Zilai Ye, who was already in the shape of a housewife and a good househusband, touched his forehead and asked with a smile.
Your younger brother, your biological younger brother, your younger brother who is not even a year old would run off to the wilderness and let you find him? Are you an idiot? Your brain is filled with muscles. Are you retarded? How about I use the old ape's rod to help you clean it up later? Also, why are you acting cute, you stinky old man. Even a baby doesn't act cute. Who do you think you are?
Orochi Ji looked at this crazy person and shook her head helplessly." Of course not…" Then, he nodded." But from today onwards, he's my biological brother! I want to nurture him into a great person!!”He swore solemnly!
The little baby suddenly giggled, looking rather naive and charming. It was unknown whether he was laughing at Orochi Ji for wanting to be a " big sister " or at the so-called " greatness ".
But at least one thing was obvious. His smile attracted the attention of the three virgins, including Xiao Nan. The three of them looked at the baby and beamed. Only Zi Lai also smiled bitterly at the side.
" When can I go back to the village? Third generation, I miss you!"
This was the truest portrait of a bitter man's heart.
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"Right, what should he be called?" The smart little girl, Xiao Nan, suddenly raised such a question, catching everyone off guard. "Sister Ji, what do you think?"
"…Hmm…Now that you mention it…" Orochi Ji didn't know what to say. Even she couldn't make a decisive decision in such a situation.
"How about Asakura?"
Your sister, this is Naruto.
"Then why don't we call him King Asakura?"
.........
" Then, how's Demacia?"
Bastard, you've crossed the line. This is an anime doujin, not a game doujin. Why do you think ACG is called ACG and not AG?
"Two Elements Weaving? Shichiya Shiki? Bai Chunli Xu? Huangye Zonglian? Black tung tree dry? Nero Kaos? Gilgamesh? Alexander? saber？”
I'm under a lot of pressure if you're like this. Stop being a month-obsessed author! Besides, the first and last names weren't names, right? It's not a man's name, right? Shouldn't Saber be a woman? That must be the case! My King Saigao!
"Call... How about tap water?" He also wanted to display his talent.
" Self-conceited your sister." Tsunake's temper was indeed bad when he was too young.
As expected, with Zilai Ye's level of education, he could only write three types of articles. If it was now, the middle school entrance examination teacher would give him a duck egg when he read his articles.
To be honest, Owl was also quite helpless. How could he not be angry when he was being hugged by a black, long, and straight ice mountain (although he was the type he liked) and had to listen to a bunch of brats give him a name?
Once the emperor is angry, the world will be in chaos.
When an ordinary man is angry, his blood will splash five steps away.
The man called Owl was furious. He stretched out his small hand and pointed his middle finger at the sky under everyone's gaze.
The smart girl, Little Nan, looked at Owl's small hands in confusion. She bit her nails and thought for a long time. Some looked at the new moon and the pitch-black night sky and had a flash of inspiration. She clapped her hands and cried out cutely," I've got it, let's call it Bright Night New Moon!”
After saying that, she even looked at Owl proudly, meaning,'Kid, I gave you a good name. Thank me.'
Thank you my ass, it's not like you married a wife for me, what are you so proud of?
Owl rolled his eyes and complained.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Nan's suggestion was praised by everyone.
"Isn't tap water good? Wasn't it good? Isn't that good?" Unfortunately, no one paid attention to him.
Owl already knew that this was Naruto's world. Although he was a little happy and surprised that Orochi Ji was a cute girl, it was great that Yukiya's personality was still so bad.
Hence, the No. 1 assassin in the world would be called the Bright New Night from today onwards!
Orochi Ji held her new brother and smiled.""From today onwards, I also have a younger brother!”Like a blooming snow lotus, it was noble, cold, and pitiful.
"Little brother, please guide me ~"
(ps[My Great Heaven Dynasty's feminization trend is unstoppable. Don't stop me!]）
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