China, in a rented house in a city. A very ordinary looking little fatty was lying in front of an outdated computer with a big butt. From time to time, he would smile dangerously at the computer. That's right! This is our pig trotter fungus, Bai Qi. Just as Bai Qi's laughter was getting more and more ridiculous, the doorbell suddenly rang. Is Mr. Bai Qi in? The Ken Kee family bucket you ordered has arrived ~~”"Oh, this is great! I'm so tired from reading comics. I thought I would starve to death at home! Thank you so much, buddy!" Just as the two of them were chatting at the door, Bai Qi's disgusting computer screen flickered a few times before returning to normal.
Bai Qi happily returned to the computer with the food after paying the money. He planned to eat the junk food while reading comics. Just as Bai Qi was enjoying his meal, an accident happened. A window popped up on the screen,'Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to live? Y/N 'Bai Qi complained disdainfully,"D * mn, what era are we in now? Even if we wanted to transmigrate, we wouldn't use such an old-fashioned method.”As he spoke, Bai Qi's mouse moved to 'No'.
'If you click No, I'll curse your house to have no water or electricity for a month.' These words appeared on the screen.。。"F * ck! Do you dare to be more shameless! How dare you curse me with such a vicious curse? Aren't you afraid that I'll curse your penis to rot?”Even though she said that, Mushroom Pig's Trotter still moved the mouse away from the NO option and clicked on the Yes option. All of a sudden, the computer started to shine brightly. No way! Was he really going to transmigrate? Did he really have to transmigrate in such an old-fashioned way?~ No, no! Ya Sha Die!" Just like that, the pig trotter fungus was sucked into the computer.
Half an hour later, Pork's Knuckle looked at the old man in front of him who was spitting saliva and claimed to be the God of Time Travel, but looked very much like Wu Mengda. During this half an hour, Bai Qi was bombarded by waves of words from the old man, who kept introducing the matter of time travel." I see. In other words, you're about to retire, but the task of sending 10,000 time travelers assigned by the higher-ups hasn't ended yet, and I'm the last time traveler chosen by you." You can retire after I transmigrate, right?”
"That's it. How about it? Do you agree? The worlds that the previous transmigrators have gone to have been reset. All the girls are complete. Isn't a harem the wish of losers like you? So just agree. There's no loss anyway. I said that you're an orphan and have nothing to miss in this world. In short, if you go, it's a win-win situation for the two of us. If you agree, sign this piece of paper.”As he spoke, the God of Transmigration took out a piece of yellowish-brown paper from his crotch. Bai Qi picked up the paper and looked at it in disgust. He realized that the words on the paper were probably,'I wish to become a transmigrator under the 222nd God of Transmigration. During the transmigration, I will listen to the instructions of the God of Transmigration until I have experienced all the worlds,#%...##...@%' and so on.
"Alright, I agree. However, according to the customs of transmigrators, shouldn't you give me some benefits before letting me transmigrate?。”Bai Qi began to ask for benefits.
"No problem. First of all, as a transmigrator under me, your image is really terrible. Going out to transmigrate is simply embarrassing for me. So come out, big wheel!!!”A tattered replica wheel appeared beside Bai Qi. There were many notes with various characters drawn on it." Alright, Bai Qi, you can spin it yourself..." Taking out a new body would be an additional benefit.”God 2 said generously.
"Since you've said so, I won't stand on ceremony.”Bai Qi began to laugh again.
The wheel began to spin faster and faster. Then, under Bai Qi's devastated expression, it completely fell apart.!!!! I didn't use too much strength to spin it!! You can't blame me for this at all!"
"Don't make a fuss. If it falls apart, then so be it. How about this? Didn't all the notes that were stuck on it fall off?”The God of 222 said to Bai Qi as if he was making a fuss over nothing.
"F * ck! This thing was too advanced. Ordinary people could not hold it at all!”Although he said that, Bai Qi still took out a piece of paper. He flipped the note over and read it. The person in the photo had a handsome face, but his expression was a little sad. But it's acceptable
"It's alright. I got a pretty good body, so I'll be merciful and give you all the original abilities of this body. Besides, most of the pig's feet that I read in Doujin novels recently have their own system, so I'll give you one too ~"”After saying that, he waved his hand, and a body that looked exactly like the one in the photo gradually appeared. In the blink of an eye, the transmigrator slapped the back of Bai Qi's head, and with a huge force, he pounced on Jereff's body. When the two bodies collided, Bai Qi's original body instantly shattered, and his soul went out of his body and entered Jereff's body. The transmigrator waved his hand again, and a blue ball fused into the new body of the pig's foot.
" Do you have any other requests?" the Almighty asked.
"I still want to…" "Alright! Let the transmigration begin!" Without giving Bai Qi a chance to speak, the Almighty summoned a gorgeous door, pushed it open, and kicked the pig trotter in.
"You b * tch, I'll definitely come back!!!!!! Bai Qi disappeared into the depths of the door
At this moment, the transmigrator's Wu Mengda appearance changed into a handsome black-haired man. However, the smirk on his face still dragged his score down.
" Hehe, how dare you say that my transmigration method is unorthodox? If I don't teach you a lesson, where will my dignity go?”The handsome version of the transmigrator would let out disgusting laughter from time to time.
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