"After a person dies, the soul leaves the body. You can't sleep on a brick bed that is stained with human energy. There were two idiots on the door that could send the ghost safely to the underworld and not let her turn back.”However, Ye Qing did not have such scruples. As he spoke, he was already standing on the stool. He reached into Liang Hongyu's wedding dress and touched the little belly of this ghost. It was bulging and did not leak any Yang qi. Only then did he relax. His two hands were holding Liang Hongyu's two big breasts, which were already stiff. He didn't expect this d * mn woman to have such a big breasts, even bigger than Liu Yue Mei's. He pulled her head off the swing cover.
Brother-in-law, it's those two idiots." Zhou Ling asked curiously. When she saw Ye Qing touching Liang Hongyu's chest, her small face immediately sank. "Stinky hooligan, you even took advantage of a dead person.”
"Little girl, don't talk nonsense. With a beautiful little girl like you and a beauty like Aunt Liu, I don't need to take advantage of a dead person.”Ye Qing looked at Zhou Ling's firm and perky big white rabbit with an ambiguous gaze. She turned her head and stared at Aunt Liu's big fat butt. Damn, it's really big and round, like a millstone. This little girl can't compare at all!。
Ye Qing's foul mouth made the two women blush. Aunt Liu looked at Ye Qing resentfully. Did I offend you? Why did you count me in?
Zhou Ling had long been used to being teased by this fellow, so she didn't care anymore. "You still haven't told me which two idiots are on the door.”
Ye Qing swiftly placed Liang Hongyu on the door. He said without raising his head. "Of course it's Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong."
"Those are two door gods. How can they be idiots?”Zhou Ling had heard stories about these two great gods since she was young.
He was a brave general who had fought for the Tang Empire. However, because of the mutiny at Xuanwu Sect, Li Shimin had killed his brother and brother. Every night, when he lay in bed and closed his eyes, he would see these two brothers coming to settle the score with him.
Later, it was Xu Maogong who came up with the idea of having two generals who killed people like mowing grass guard the door for the emperor. They used their killing intent to intimidate the ghost spirits, and Li Shimin was able to sleep at night. Later, he understood the two loyal ministers 'hard work in keeping watch at night, so he asked the painter to draw their portraits and paste them on the door. They were also the door gods of later generations.
"What you heard is unofficial history. It can't be true.”Ye Qing curled his lips. As he examined Liang Hongyu's corpse, he said a story that made people laugh and cry.
In the 11th year of Zhenguan, Li Shimin was tired of Empress Zhangsun, who was a half-aged woman. He decreed that the world would choose a beauty pageant, and the 14-year-old Wu Meiniang was also a candidate. At such a young age, Wu Mei Niang was already full of curves. Her hair was silky, and her face was beautiful. Her chest was slightly bulging, as if she was deliberately showing off her graceful waist. How was this a girl who had yet to mature? She was clearly a goddess created by heaven.
Not only did Li Shimin have a keen eye for recruiting talents, but he was also a veteran who had a deep understanding of women. A 14-year-old girl was actually so mature and beautiful. This wise emperor also wanted to change his taste and taste the taste of a little loli. On the same day, he conferred her the title of talent, a fifth-grade official. Following that, Taizong ordered her to serve him in bed.
Wu Mei Niang's name had the word 'seductive', and it was not a lie. She was a naturally seductive woman, and she had charmed Li Shi Min in one night. From then on, the emperor did not go to court.
At this time, Empress Zhangsun was jealous. Why didn't she see you clinging to me at night and not coming down? So she found trouble with Li Shimin every day. Tang Taizu had no choice but to beg Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong to guard the door. He sweated like rain on Wu Mei Niang and was willing to be a pioneer.
The moment Empress Zhangsun arrived, she told her that the Emperor was discussing court affairs. When the Empress heard that the Emperor was no longer obsessed with that coquettish fox and was beginning to worry about the country's affairs, she turned around and returned to the palace with joy.
"Li Shiming is sleeping with Wu Mei Niang in the warm room while these two guys are eating and drinking outside. If they aren't idiots, then what are they?”Ye Qing said with a wicked smile. The wolf fang in his hand gestured at Liang Hongyu's body, as if he wanted to cut her open.
Although this guy said it in a vulgar manner, it was not far from the truth.
Zhou Ling had long been used to her bad brother-in-law's foul language. She only blinked her crescent eyes, unable to understand why it was so different from the history she had learned.
Aunt Liu's entire body was burning hot from the embarrassment, and her face was so red that it looked like she was about to get married.
However, Aunt Liu knew that what Ye Qing said was probably true. Even if Li Jiancheng and his brother were really lingering, they would not dare to barge into the palace. That was the place where the True Dragon and Son of Heaven lived, and there were hundreds of gods protecting them.
It was nonsense to say that Li Shiming had a guilty conscience after killing his two brothers. Li Shiming was an emperor on horseback. He was not only good at riding women, but also killing people without blinking. He was a typical person who would kill but not bury. A vicious man who had even driven his father away from the throne and killed two of his brothers in the Black Tortoise Sect. How could he be afraid of two dead men?
Aunt Liu's eyes were evasive, but she could not help but peek at this shameless boy. Seeing that the dagger in his hand was about to stab Liang Hongyu's stomach, she could not help but shout.; "Little Divine Doctor, what are you doing?"
"There are two ways to get rid of the future trouble once and for all. One is to dismember her so that her corpse is incomplete and she can't be reincarnated into an evil ghost.”Ye Qing paused for a moment and instantly understood why his third aunt stopped him. In the countryside, death was the most important thing. In the eyes of his third aunt, who respected gods and feared ghosts, he was probably suspected of having sex with a corpse.
Corpse rape was something that only a peerless pervert would do. He was a handsome young doctor in his prime. Could it be that in the eyes of the Psychic Immortal Lady, he was the kind of immoral corpse rapist?
He had to find time to teach this psychic fairy a lesson and let her taste the power of the human cannon. He wanted to let her know that he, Ye Qing, had principles. At least, he would never play with corpses. As for women, they were not older than forty years old. They were not older sisters, but imperial mothers.
Aunt Liu didn't know that Du Yeqing had his eyes on her, but she stopped Ye Qing because she was afraid that he would kill her. If Liang Hongyu's corpse was revived in advance, it would not be as simple as a Red Specter. It was a zombie. Even ordinary zombies were more powerful than Red Specters. Hearing that Ye Qing still had a solution, he asked anxiously.："Little divine doctor, what other ideas do you have?”
"That is to let her return to the sun." Ye Qing reached into Liang Hongyu's clothes and touched her breasts. They were no longer warm.
However, it had not yet turned into a corpse. She couldn't help but pinch her two teats. They were like two big red dates, still so round. In fact, there was another way to measure the degree of stiffness of the corpse, which was to put his finger into Liang Hongyu's body. This method was more reliable. However, Liang Hongyu's fart was licked by Big Yellow. This fellow found it dirty and refused to do it.
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