"Old man, the injuries on the battlefield are different from this. Even the heavens can't save him if he blows his head off with a single shot. Besides, what my father learned is different from mine. He is a proper Confucian doctor who treats people according to his ancestral medical skills. However, according to the rules of the Ye family, they only saved people, not the dead, and did not fight with the King of Hell for food. Therefore, on the battlefield, as long as the Yang Qi was not broken, he would save it. I'm an amateur doctor, so I can easily treat some rare and complicated diseases. However, if you have a cold or fever, you should go to the hospital!。”
Ye Qing was really afraid of this old man. He would make a bunch of anxious little illnesses for him to see. They could not earn much money even after working for half a day.
In ancient times, Sun Simiao was worth thousands of gold. Now, Ye Qing's Soul Dispelling Finger could touch millions. This was the most noble dream of this kid.
"Bullsh * t. If I had a cold and fever, wouldn't I be a joke if I went to the hospital?”Liu Hongjun pointed his pipe at Ye Qing and shouted.
"This, Old Master, I'm sorry. I'm studying gynecology. If you have irregular menstruation or abnormal white discharge, I'll definitely treat you for free.”Ye Qing looked at Liu Hongjun with a strange smile on his face. He could finally get a hold of this old fox.
"Ge Ge, Ge Ge." Liu Yue Mei was hugging a bunch of peanut seedlings, listening to the banter between the two sons-in-law, laughing until she collapsed on the ground.
Seeing that Liu Hongjun was about to go berserk, he swung his pipe and was about to jump off the donkey cart and hit someone. Ye Qing hurriedly said. "Old Master, don't be angry. Although I can't treat colds and fevers, I have a way to prevent you from getting sick. You can live the rest of your life without illness and enjoy your old age.”
Liu Hongjun did not doubt the ability of his cheap son-in-law, but he could make people stay healthy and enjoy their lives. Even if he didn't know medicine, he still felt that it was impossible. Healing was only temporary, but it could not guarantee the long-term. This logic could not be hidden from this old fox. He looked at this fellow suspiciously. "You really have this medicine?"
Even if he had this medicine, he wouldn't dare to take it out. Therefore, Ye Qing admitted it without hesitation. "I don't have this medicine, but I can make a medicinal wine that will make you healthy and energetic like a young man.”After he finished speaking, he winked at his father-in-law and revealed a sinister smile that any man would understand.
Liu Hongjun was greatly moved. The old widows in the village had long complained that they were getting worse. If they really had this medicinal wine, they could regain their glory and make a few coquettish women throw away their helmets and armor and beg for mercy. "How long can it last?"
Ye Qing sized up his cheap father-in-law. His muscles and bones had been trained in the army. Although there were some old injuries, it was not a big problem. He laughed dryly. "With your physique, twenty minutes shouldn't be a problem.”
Twenty minutes was enough for most men to make a woman want to die. Liu Hongjun nodded in satisfaction. Even when he was in his prime, he couldn't last for 30 minutes. A 70-year-old man who could still last for 20 minutes was enough to be proud of.
Liu Yue Mei saw Ye Qing treating her father's illness and wanted to listen in, but she didn't expect these two wretched sons-in-law to be discussing this issue. Her pretty face was flushed. She spat and turned to leave.
The two peerless perverts revealed lewd smiles at the same time, and then they began to discuss even more fervently. This fellow had also selflessly imparted a few body positions that were suitable for the elderly. As for the old man pushing the cart, it was better not to use it. It was too wasteful of physical strength. It was not as direct as Guanyin sitting on the lotus.
Liu Hongjun regretted not meeting him earlier. This kid was completely different from his father. One of them was a superficial Daoist, but he had a sinister smile on his face. This fellow was blatantly despicable, and his temperament was no different from his.
Half of the peanut seedlings were filled to the brim, and Liu Hongjun drove the donkey cart away with satisfaction.
Liu Yue Mei's face turned red as she slapped Ye Qing.："Who says this to father-in-law!。”
Ye Qing hugged Liu Yue Mei's soft body and bit her lips. "I'm helping my father-in-law treat his illness. He wanted him to be old and healthy, and dominate the widow's world of Pomegranate Village.”
Liu Yue Mei had no way to deal with this guy. She twisted her body and broke free from his embrace. Her two plump buttocks swayed as she ran towards the village.
Ye Qing proudly carried the three-toothed manuscript and followed behind, singing in a tone-deaf voice. "I want to fire at you."
Liu Yue Mei was so frightened by Ye Qing's sudden shout that she almost fell down. She turned around and glared at him before running back to Ye Qing's side. Threatening and threatening. "If you dare to shout again, I'll pinch your mouth.”
The sun was setting in the west, and smoke was rising from the chimneys. The cool Pomegranate Village regained its vitality. A group of old women moved stools and fanned themselves as they sat under the shade of the trees. From time to time, chattering and laughter could be heard.
"The Wang family was so loud yesterday. I turned on the TV and could hear your screams.”
"Third Sister-in-law, you can't help it!。Third Brother isn't at home. Why don't you let my family help you?”
"Your fellow is not even as big as a pepper. He gets angry when he sees it.”
"Third Sister-in-law is so pitiful. She even used chili. When that thing goes in, it's like it's on fire.”
Ye Qing shook his head and laughed. A group of old ladies gossiping and discussing among themselves was something that could not be seen in the city. The women in the city were all money-minded. They were a group of strong women. Otherwise, they would become other people's mistresses and degenerate into playthings.
Liu Yue Mei was quite popular in Pomegranate Village, not because her father was the secretary. Generally speaking, in the countryside, widows were the most loved by men and hated by women. However, Liu Yue Mei reassured all the women that there was no man in Pomegranate Village who dared to lay on her belly.
Seeing Ye Qing and Liu Yue Mei walking back side by side, a group of old ladies surrounded them. "This young man is really handsome! Yue Mei, you're so lucky."
Liu Yue Mei glared at the Second Wang Family with a red face. "Second Sister-in-law, don't speak nonsense. This is Luoyu's boyfriend.”
"So you're the little divine doctor who saved Liang Hongyu. You won't leave after you reach Pomegranate Village, right?，This was great. He did not have to go to the county town anymore. Not only does it cost a lot of money, but it's also troublesome." Third sister-in-law said.
"I plan to stay here for a while.”Ye Qing replied with a smile. "I'm afraid you'll have to go to the hospital if you're sick. I'm a gynecologist, so I can only treat illnesses there.”Third sister-in-law was already in her forties. A woman of her age, even if she had a mountain of money, Ye Qing would not be able to cure her.
Third sister-in-law puffed out her big chest, and her two already drooping breasts swayed wildly. "Then take a look at sister-in-law. She's sick.”
Ye Qing smiled evilly and sized him up. "Third Sister-in-law's fire is only rising. Use more cool and delicious things, like autumn cucumbers with thorns. One can vent the fire.”
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