? "So boring. When will a god come to help me? If he doesn't come, I'll have to abandon the darkness and join the light. Yang Xiaoyao was complaining about the gods that he had believed in for many years. Unfortunately, he didn't know if those gods had died or had gone into hiding, so Yang Xiaoyao was ready to give up on the gods and believe in the devil.
Alright, let's not complain anymore. Let me introduce myself. I'm the pig trotter of this book. I'm handsome, elegant, and suave. I'm a new generation of otakus who's loved by everyone. Flowers bloom when they see me, and cars explode when they see me (10,000 words omitted).
After graduating from junior high school, he came out to work as a chef. He was good at cooking (in fact, he didn't know if it was good or not. He had never eaten it before). He had been working for five years now and had just resigned a few days ago.
He stayed at home alone, watching anime, playing games, and reading novels. There was no one at home (he was an orphan), and his friends could be counted on one hand. In the past five years, other than going to work, he basically never left his room.
So every day, she complained about why God didn't allow her to transmigrate. Other people wore it over and over again, but she didn't even wear it once. "God, I beg you one more time. If you don't respond, I'll have to abandon the darkness and join the light.”Yang Xiaoyao was complaining again.
"Brat, do you really want to transmigrate that much?”An old voice sounded in Yang Xiaoyao's ears. Yang Xiaoyao was shocked, and then subconsciously replied,""Ah, omnipotent God, you finally heard my call. Great God, let me bring your glory to other worlds to publicize your benevolent deeds."
"Alright, kid, stop flattering me. I know you've been praying for more than ten years, and your patience has finally moved me. Tell me, tell me the world you want to go to, but let me make it clear first, if you go, you'll never come back.”A certain god said.
"Go, go, go. How can I not go? I want to go to One Piece's world. Can you send me there?”Yang Xiaoyao said excitedly.
" Of course, there's nothing I can't do in this world. I'm sending you there now," a certain god said proudly. "Ah, no, what's the difference between going over like this and sending myself to death? Great God, you don't want me to die the moment I arrive, right?"
A certain god interrupted Yang Xiaoyao's words,"Alright, alright, I'll give you five wishes. If you die like this, don't blame me."”"Ah, great God, I praise you. My first wish is to give me a natural fruit. I can..." A certain god interrupted him." I know. Tell me your second wish."”
"Okay, okay. The second wish is that my left eye is the eye of reincarnation and my right eye is the eternal kaleidoscope.”Yang Xiaoyao said.
"No problem, continue." A certain god said.
"The third wish is that I want to have the color of an emperor. The fourth wish is that I want an interspatial ring. The interspatial ring needs to have a training room. The time and gravity of the training room can be adjusted.”Yang Xiaoyao said.
"Alright, tell me your fifth wish.”A certain god said.
"Can I choose the time I want to enter One Piece?”Yang Xiaoyao asked. A certain god looked at him and said," You can choose whatever you want. It won't affect your fifth wish. Tell me your last wish."”
" Okay, okay. My fifth wish is to have a sword that is stronger than all the swords in One Piece and a piece of clothing that can be changed at will and never be damaged," Yang Xiaoyao said.
"Alright, say that you want to enter the One Piece that stops time.”The so-and-so god said," The time I want to enter is five years before Gor-d-Roger became One Piece. Ah..." Yang Xiaoyao had just finished speaking when he was kicked into the spatial rift by a certain god.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Ah!" Accompanied by this scream, a loud bang was heard. Our pig trotters gloriously performed a freefall from the sky.
"Damn old man, I'll f * ck your entire family, I (omitted 10,000 words)" Yang Xiaoyao cursed for two hours before finally stopping.
"Ah…Chu…That beauty is thinking about me?”An old man in a certain temple muttered.
"Oh my god, I forgot to choose a place. This damn old man actually left me on an uninhabited island.”
He suddenly realized that his voice sounded like a child's."He's as crazy as Luffy. He only realized he's a child after cursing for a few hours.”Yang Xiaoyao: " You're the f * cking crazy one. Your whole family is crazy."”Author: " Rebel, rebel. If you continue to babble, I'll send you back to your mother's womb and make you a woman.”Yang Xiaoyao: " Dear author, I know I was wrong."Humph!"
Finally, he realized that something was wrong. He subconsciously looked at his own body. With a bang in his head, his eyes rolled back and he fainted on the ground. The poor Yang Xiaoyao had turned back from eighteen to five.
(This is my first time writing a novel. Don't blame me if I don't write well. I welcome your opinions. This book is very violent and violent. It's a novel that's invincible. If you don't like it, please take a detour. Don't criticize it. I'm just bored and wrote it. I guarantee that it's not tj. If you like to read it, just add it to your collection and recommend it. Your support is my motivation.)）
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