Li Canglan said to Hu Yifei in a strange manner,"I think there will be a 'battle' at the station today. It's definitely something heavyweight." But he immediately regretted it and said with annoyance,"Oh no, I didn't bring a video recorder. I like this woman fighting the most."”
Hu Yifei's hands kept making " crack, crack..." sounds as she said with an unfriendly face," Of course, this is good, but I think the script should be changed. I think it's better to watch a woman beating a man!"”
The scene on the other side was very strange and full of competition. Tian Erniu said to Wang Tiezhu," Let me introduce you. This is my childhood friend Tingting. He has been the school belle of our school since he was young.”
Wang Tiezhu stretched out his hand and shook hands with the D-cup."Nice to meet you, nice to meet you ~" As he spoke, he kept shaking as if he wanted to shake the mountain peak hidden in his shadow out. Tian Erniu saw Wang Tiezhu's wretched appearance and immediately hit him. Wang Tiezhu finally reacted.
This D-cup was not a good person either." Let me introduce you. This is my childhood friend, Tian Erniu. He has been the joke of our school since he was young!”Hao Shuang could only smile bitterly when he heard the introduction. He was also suffering. He didn't expect such a situation.
Tian Erniu looked at Hao Shuang's belly and D-cup and asked," Is this your boyfriend?”
"Who still has a boyfriend these days? He's my godfather!”The D-cup said,
Li Canglan, who was eavesdropping on the side, spat out a mouthful of water. He turned to look at the D-cup as if saying,"Miss, you're so wild!"”，Hu Yifei, who was beside him, was not in a better state. She was also wiping cold sweat from her forehead. She was obviously shocked.
"Is this your boyfriend too?”The D-cup pointed at Wang Tiezhu and asked,
Of course, Tian Erniu would not admit defeat." How can I? He's my god-grandfather!”In Tian Erniu's opinion, since she had beaten him verbally, she should also suppress him in terms of seniority. Double suppression was the way to go!
When Wang Tiezhu, who was tidying his clothes, heard this, he almost collapsed! The D-cup still didn't give up and said," I think you and your god-grandfather are quite compatible. Your god-grandfather is the kind of person who likes romance."
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"Good eyesight, I just like to have fun!”Wang Tiezhu said proudly.
Tian Erniu saw that since you insulted me, then I must insult you back. She said," I think you and godfather are quite compatible. What's your blood type?”
"I'm type B," said D-cup
Hao Shuang said with a bitter smile,"I'm also type B."”
When Tian Erniu heard this, she smiled and said," Idiot, what a perfect match. Sigh, I heard that if two people with the same blood type get together, it's easy for them to give birth to a boy!”
Hearing Tian Erniu's words, D-cup thought for a moment and said," A boy? What's so good about a boy? I'll forget my mother after marrying my father. I don't want a boy!”
Hao Shuang laughed and said,"Hahahaha, this girl's taste is really strong!"”
Li Canglan and the other two listened to their conversation and were shocked by their sharp words. This group of people came from Mars or else they wouldn't be able to speak so strangely. Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian staring at the D-cup, Li Canglan said in admiration,"Teacher Zeng, you're too arrogant to stare at someone like this!"”
Zeng Xiaoxian blinked when he heard this.”But the glasses were still staring at the D-cup.
Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's perverted look and said helplessly," Is it that good looking?”
"If this girl was born in Japan, she would definitely be lying in my hard drive now.”Zeng Xiaoxian said.
However, Zeng Xiaoxian still refused to give up.”
"I was sleeping!" Hu Yifei said directly.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and said," Then you must sleep on your stomach.”When Li Canglan heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he directly spat water on Zeng Xiaoxian's face and looked at him in disbelief. This evil guy actually dared to joke about Hu Yifei. Was he tired of living? Li Canglan now suspected that the person in front of him was Zeng Xiaoxian. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so bold.
As expected, Hu Yifei exploded like a furious tigress when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words. She said fiercely," Do you believe that I'll come to your room tonight and end you with a knife?!"”
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The next table was even more intense. Tian Erniu looked at the D-cup and said," Your godfather must be a diamond bachelor. Yo, this bachelor wearing slippers is really rare!"”
"My godfather is keeping a low profile, right, godfather?”D-cup said coquettishly to Hao Shuang.
"That's right. Don't underestimate my slippers, they're Porsche. I was fine last night, and I even circled around Central 13 times! Not as fast as running!" Hao Shuang was desperate now. Anyway, Bragging B didn't want money now.
D-cup was very satisfied with Hao Shuang's behavior and said to Tian Erniu proudly," My godfather is indeed rich!”
"I think he has a big face and a thick neck!" Tian Erniu said rudely.
The D-cup suddenly smelled something." It's so smelly, who has bad breath!”
"Who did you say had bad breath!" Tian Erniu said unhappily. She did not expect someone to say that she had bad breath. This was really something!
"Really, smell it!" The D-cup said. Then, he sniffed it carefully and pointed at Wang Tiezhu.”
Tian Erniu suddenly exploded and said,"Your godfather has bad breath!" If your godfather were to breathe, everyone in this house would run away.”
"If your god-grandfather is angry, no one in this house will be able to leave!”D-cup said, unwilling to be outdone.
Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu were both disdainful. Wang Tiezhu blew at the D-cup and Hao Shuang, and everyone fainted from the smoke. Seeing everyone fall down, Wang Tiezhu also took a whiff, and then followed them down with honor.
Li Canglan and the other two saw that all four of them had fallen and rushed over to take a look. When they came over, they smelled a strong 'poisonous gas bomb!' "F * ck, they're too inhumane. They even used poison gas bombs!”Li Canglan ran to the side and gasped.
"That's right, this is a grudge!”Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan and Zeng Xiaoxian and said,"Alright, don't resent them. Let's put them in the room!"”
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