Wang Tiezhu looked at Tian Erniu who was sitting on the ground. He supported her and said,"Erniu, get up quickly!" The ground was cold. Otherwise, you'll have diarrhea at night!”Hearing Wang Tiezhu's words, Tian Erniu said sorrowfully,
"I want to go home!"
"Isn't this your home?" Wang Tiezhu said as he looked at the house prices.
" I want to go back to my hometown. I don't want to stay in Shanghai," Tian Erniu said.
Wang Tiezhu looked at the situation and thought that he must be missing his family again. He asked curiously," Miss your grandmother. How old is your grandmother?"”
Listening to Wang Tiezhu's ridiculous words, Tian Erniu ignored the pain on her face and made a cannibal look." Wang Tiezhu, I want to bite you to death!”
"Er Niu, it's not that I want to criticize you, but your words are getting more and more out of tune. One moment, you say you want to go back to your grandmother's house, and the next moment, you say you want to bite me to death.
" Wang Tiezhu directly analyzed Tian Erniu.
Listening to Wang Tiezhu's analysis, Tian Erniu felt like she was walking on the edge of death. She forcefully suppressed the urge to draw her saber and said," Zhu Zi, can you go out?”
At this moment, Wang Tiezhu was still asking recklessly," Er Niu, do you want me to buy you a train ticket? Tell me, do you want a ticket or a party ticket?"
Tian Erniu looked at him as he kept talking nonsense in front of her. She shouted at him," Wang Tiezhu, can you not talk nonsense with me here? Is there anyone who sells party tickets?"”
"I bought a party ticket once when I was young. At that time, it was divided into hard party and soft party!”Wang Tiezhu emphasized.
Upon hearing this, Tian Erniu sighed deeply and said," That's called a hard and soft berth!”
" The key is that I can't sleep here," Wang Tiezhu said.
When he said this, it was so close! Tian Erniu didn't spit out a mouthful of blood. She said loudly to Wang Tiezhu," I don't care if you can sleep or not. Let me tell you, I don't want to sit on the couch. I don't want to see my grandma either."
Looking at Tian Erniu, Wang Tiezhu sighed and said," Listen to me for the last time. It's up to you whether you want to listen or not!”Tian Erniu decisively covered her ears, clearly not wanting to hear any more words from Wang Tiezhu.
However, Wang Tiezhu still said some nonsense,"Listen to me, get up quickly. The ground is cold!" Otherwise, she would have diarrhea at night.”
Tian Erniu put down her hand and said to Wang Tiezhu,"Get lost!"”He didn't say it out loud, but only mouthed it out. Wang Tiezhu looked at Tian Erniu's expression and smiled shyly,"It's really too fast."
Alright, alright, then let's kiss!" As she spoke, she kissed Tian Erniu.
This scene made Tian Erniu's spirits rise. She directly exploded and said," Get lost, I told you to get lost, get lost, get lost…" After saying this, Tian Erniu seemed to have touched the pain and leaned back.
F * ck.
Seeing Tian Erniu like this, Wang Tiezhu immediately said in surprise," What did I say? The ground is cold, and you might have diarrhea!”As he spoke, he took out the newspaper from behind and read it.”however
When he saw Tian Erniu like this, he directly handed the newspaper to Tian Erniu." Go, quickly go to the toilet!”
Tian Erniu rolled her eyes at Wang Tiezhu in annoyance. Now, he suddenly realized that he really couldn't communicate with Wang Tiezhu. He could only slowly get up and walk outside. Wang Tiezhu looked at Tian Erniu limping.
He walked out and asked,"Er Niu, where are you going?"”
"I'm going to commit suicide!" Tian Erniu said without turning her head.
Wang Tiezhu quickly pulled her back and said," Don't be so desperate. Who doesn't have diarrhea in their lifetime?"
Tian Erniu directly grabbed Wang Tiezhu's collar and said," Wang Tiezhu, can you stay away from me? Can you, can you, can you…What are you doing?!"”
Seeing that things had already reached this point, Wang Tiezhu directly said," Er Niu, Hao Shuang fell from upstairs a few days ago and hit me. My neck still hurts!”
"Of course, why didn't I smash you to death!" Tian Erniu left after saying that.
"No, look at me. I'm already so old, but I haven't had a girlfriend yet.”Wang Tiezhu said.
When Tian Erniu heard this, she pointed at herself and said,"Come here to have fun!"”Wang Tiezhu quickly grabbed Tian Erniu's hand and said," I like you!”
At this moment, Tian Erniu felt like her world was about to collapse. She could only smile bitterly. However, this was not the case for the narcissistic Wang Tiezhu." Don't be so touched!”
"I'm not touched, my ass. Is there anyone who likes people that much? "My eyes are swollen." Tian Erniu pointed at the red and swollen area around her eyes for Wang Tiezhu to see.
Wang Tiezhu looked at Tian Erniu and understood in an instant. Anyway, it was fine for him to kick a woman twice. He immediately said," I understand. I promise I won't dodge this time."
However, it was a pity that Tian Erniu would not believe it after entering such a battle twice. She limped back to her room and said," You can do this yourself!”After saying that, the door closed gently.
"Hurry up and kick me. My head is about to run out of oxygen.”Wang Tiezhu urged.
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