Tian Erniu was sitting on the sofa, waiting for something. Wang Tiezhu looked at the torture of the gun and said directly," Girl, can you let me check the phone bill before I die?"”Tian Erniu nodded.
Zhu took out his phone and called Li Canglan.
"Come back quickly. I really can't control the situation.”Wang Tiezhu said into the phone. As he spoke, he kept glancing at Tian Erniu, afraid that he would suddenly attack!
Li Canglan received the call and said without thinking,"Didn't I tell you?" A pig with a dog is muddle-headed!" Unfortunately, Li Canglan still underestimated Wang Tiezhu. This guy was on hands-free and spoke to himself.
Tian Erniu heard every word.
"What are you talking about, Li Canglan!" Tian Erniu asked loudly.
"He said you're a pig!" Wang Tiezhu said.
When he heard Tian Erniu's words, he knew that this guy had turned on the speaker." Wang Tiezhu, you bastard, you turned on the speaker again!”After saying this, Li Canglan quickly hung up.
Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu were still confronting each other, but at this time, Wang Tiezhu was extremely loyal. He really didn't know what else was inside Tian Erniu's head. Wang Tiezhu asked worriedly," Girl, what else is inside?"
What? My head doesn't deserve to be smashed by you!”As he spoke, he took out a handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.
Tian Erniu was just about to hit Wang Tiezhu when she suddenly thought of something." I want to make the first move. It would seem like I'm not particular. You go first!”Tian Erniu said to Wang Tiezhu.
"Ting, stop being romantic.”Wang Tiezhu laughed. He was really scared now. He shouldn't have listened to Zeng Xiaoxian, otherwise, this would never have happened. Now he's full of regret
Ah!
"Who's messing with you? Hurry up!" Tian Erniu urged.
" Girl, it's very soft inside. It's filled with cotton," Wang Tiezhu said while pinching the pillow.
Tian Erniu was certain that the pillow in his hand was cotton, so she let him hit it. Otherwise, no one would be so stupid as to let him hit it again." Hurry up and hit it…" Wang Tiezhu helplessly hit the pillow again, and Tian Erniu hit it again.
Ci Guang fell unconscious on the sofa.
Wang Tiezhu looked at the pillow in his hand in astonishment. It had actually knocked Tian Erniu down with just one pillow. Wang Tiezhu hurriedly touched the thing inside. When he found it, Wang Tiezhu was furious. It was actually a canned food. see
Holding the can in his hand, Wang Tiezhu felt wronged and said," Aiyo, damn." Wang Tiezhu directly picked up the can and threw it out of the window.
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After Hao Shuang won the competition, she received a pot and stockings from Fanke. Now, she was squatting in the cafe to wholesale socks! It was so uncomfortable to eat and drink inside now. As long as nothing was absolute,
He wouldn't come out.
Li Canglan would never go to a cafe. As long as he went in, he would definitely see Hao Shuang wearing stockings and selling socks. Li Canglan really couldn't lose that person. This guy was really too weird.
Who would believe that a man wearing stockings was selling socks? Everyone thought that he was a pervert!
Sure enough, when he saw someone coming, Hao Shuang touched his leg and said," I'm going to dump him. I'm going to sell him." However, the beautiful girls all ran away quickly when they saw Hao Shuang's perverted appearance. Who would stay with him?
Where to talk?
However, Hao Shuang was Hao Shuang. No one could compare to her. While eating the duck neck, she considered that the canned food hidden in her pillow was about to run out. She rushed home at a high speed without caring about anything else.
Go.
Hao Shuang rushed home and saw Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu lying on the sofa. She looked at Wang Tiezhu in shock and said," Zhu Zi, you killed Erniu."
Wang Tiezhu hurriedly said,"We're not fooling around."”However, Hao Shuang didn't believe him. He picked up the hammer on the ground and said," Is that a joke? Are you trying to do something? Murder, kill
People!"
Seeing Hao Shuang so loud, Wang Tiezhu, who was a little guilty, quickly picked up the pillow beside him and threw it at Hao Shuang.”
Hao Shuang looked at the pillow on the ground and picked it up to smell it. She said to Wang Tiezhu," Hey, it's my pillow. You took my..." After saying that, she began to search inside, but she couldn't find her canned food. last
Hu Aoshuang still turned into a petty person, and it was definitely one of those kinds. He didn't care who killed Er Niu.
"Where's my luncheon meat? Where did my luncheon meat go?" Hao Shuang asked.
Hearing Hao Shuang's words, Wang Tiezhu lowered his head dispiritedly, and then Hao Shuang shouted," Someone, someone stole my luncheon meat!”As he spoke, he ran out. Wang Tiezhu directly picked up the hammer on the ground and chased after him.
At this time, the security guard came over and stopped Wang Tiezhu." Who shouted murder? What's going on?"”
Hao Shuang treated his food as his life, so he wouldn't care about those things. He said directly," Now there's something more cruel than killing people. Someone stole my luncheon meat. The murderer is
Him!" After saying that, he waved Wang Tiezhu.
"Shut your mouth. When have you ever seen me say that I killed someone?”Wang Tiezhu pointed at Hao Shuang.
"You can put the murder matter aside. Did you steal my luncheon meat?”Hao Shuang questioned.
Hearing their conversation, the security guard couldn't stand it anymore and said,"Are you two bored? Are you kidding me?!"”
"Hao Shuang, shut your stinky mouth. Do you believe that I will smash it for you?”Wang Tiezhu waved his hammer fiercely and said to Hao Shuang.
In the end, the security guard saw Tian Erniu lying on the sofa motionlessly in the room on time. When he saw the injury on Tian Erniu's face, he and the security guard treated this as a murder case. Hao Shuang, who was hiding at the side, directly rushed forward.
He came over and clamped Wang Tiezhu in his mouth with a pair of scissors legs. He said," Er Niu, what are you talking about? My lunch meat will expire in five minutes."”
When Wang Tiezhu heard this, he directly picked up the pillow beside him and smashed it at Hao Shuang." Luncheon meat, luncheon meat, luncheon meat. It's your luncheon meat that smashed Er Niu like this."”
Immediately after, Hao Shuang hugged Wang Tiezhu's leg and said," Zhu Zi, hurry up and give me my luncheon meat. I'm dying to take it now."”
Wang Tiezhu looked at Hao Shuang with disdain and said,"I threw your luncheon meat downstairs."”When Hao Shuang heard this, Wang Tiezhu took out his watch and looked at the time. When he saw that there was not much time left, he directly went out of the window.
He jumped down. Then, Wang Tiezhu brought Tian Erniu to the hospital.
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