P.S. I've been under a lot of pressure recently and my mood isn't very good. I've entered a low state and often suffer from insomnia. I'm anxious and uneasy, and I've become shy and autistic. I hope that the audience can treat me to a meal, sing, watch a movie, drink coffee, and so on. If possible, send me an S6, Bodhi, gold bars, silver ingots, suet jade or something. Use love and tolerance to let me walk out of my closed heart, make my illness heal without treatment, and let me know that there is true love in the world.
Cough cough, the truth is that I need to ask some expert to help me complete the cover page. I have 70 Favorites now, and it would be embarrassing if I don't have a cover page. If there is really a rich person who wants to cure me, please contact me in the book review section.
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Naruto was very depressed and distressed.
Because he realized that his actions towards Hatata were a little abnormal, completely unlike his character. It was fine if Sakura's attitude was abnormal. After all, it was influenced by Naruto's original personality. Naruto could barely accept his abnormal self. (Before Naruto transmigrated, he hated Sakura very much. As Naruto adapted to this body, the influence on his personality became smaller and smaller.）
But Hatata was different! In the original novel, before the Chuunin exam, Hatata and Naruto had nothing to do with each other, and Naruto could not possibly like Hatata.
Therefore, Naruto immediately ruled out the influence of the original work.
As for Naruto himself? Although Hatata was Naruto's favorite Naruto female character, liking an anime character was like liking a celebrity in real life. At most, he would be excited when he saw one. It was completely impossible and illogical for him to act like that.
As for love at first sight?
Do you believe it?
Naruto didn't believe it.
In that case, it was completely abnormal for Naruto to be in such a situation.
Thus, Naruto concluded that it must be the damned aftereffects of transmigration that caused him to hallucinate.
Naruto laughed when he came to a conclusion that even he himself did not believe.
F * ck! What were those strange images that were so warm and romantic that they could blind people's eyes?
F * ck! Where did these two damned brats come from? Why were they showing off their love? Don't you know that it's wrong to date an impure opposite sex?
The naughty kids nowadays didn't even understand what love was, yet they dared to talk about love.
Hey! Hey! It's you, the naughty child wearing a forehead protector and wearing red clothes (see Naruto's childhood picture). Do you know what love is?
You must not understand from your silly look. Today, your brother will be merciful and tell you what love is.
Love? Love was a chemical secreted by the human body, the product of some chemical elements known as phenylethymine, pammine, and seramin.
Once the chemicals were gone, the love would also disappear. Have you heard of the so-called seven-year itch? It means that these substances can last for up to seven years, and you guys can last up to seven years, understand?。
And you, short-haired little loli, I can tell from your clothes that you're from a rich family. However, don't think that you're so great just because you're rich that you can casually fall in love at a young age or even show off your love. In short, puppy love was not right. Does your family know you're like this? Do your parents know? (See pictures of Hinata when she was a child)
Look at that naughty child's wretched and poor appearance. Your family won't agree to you being with him. Just wait for your family to break up the couple and become a pair of bitter lovers.
So, you should break up quickly. Anyway, it's going to be over sooner or later. It's better to leave early than late.
If he could not get a conclusion, evil would grow in his guts. Ahem, in his jealousy, Naruto scolded the two naughty children in his mind.
He hoped that they would become siblings.
Haha, I'm becoming more and more of a gentleman. I couldn't help but feel touched by my actions. For world peace, for the stability of the world. Was it easy for me?
For the stability of the world, for harmony
Like a pilgrimage, Naruto thought of the oath he made when he joined the FFF group.
"The resources of men and women in the world are becoming more and more uneven. There are more and more bachelors, and older bachelors like you are facing a severe test. There were seniors fighting for it, and new people joining later. Can you kill your way out of the thousands of soldiers and horses like this?”
"The answer is no."
"Then, what should you do?”
"For the stability of the world, to prevent the world from being in turmoil because of a bachelor. I don't want the world to be at war because of women, and there will be terrifying human tragedies."
"Then…"
They shouted in unison.
"Burn all impure relationships of the opposite sex.”
"Burn all the couples who dare to show off their love.”
"Become a great fire mage.”
The cries of the FFF members were so united and sorrowful.
Thus, the Holy War began.
However, how many people in the FFF group were really willing to become a great mage?
Anyway, Naruto did not want to. When he joined the FFF group, Naruto was determined to burn all impure relationships between the opposite sex. However, Naruto's lifelong dream was to get rid of the FFF group and become the target of being burned and attacked.
They were attacked by the FFF team and burned by the powerful Holy Fire. What an enviable thing.
However, the cruel reality told Naruto that he only had Zuo-chan and You-chan in this life.
"Being able to have Zuo Jiang and You Jiang, this should be considered having both sides. I'll die without regrets." Naruto would sometimes think so with tears in his eyes. " Zuo-chan, You-chan, I love you."
Therefore, Naruto was a noble fire archmage.
Look, his hands were already blazing with flames, declaring to the evil world that impure relationships with the opposite sex were wrong.
Therefore, all impure relationships that were harmful to physical health and social harmony should be sentenced to death and burned with the holy fire that purified everything.
Disappear! You bunch of hateful heterosexual people!!
Cough cough! Seeing Naruto's thoughts. The readers also know why he only has Zuo Chan and You Chan. This is a guy destined to be lonely for life.
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"Naruto, what did you just sell to Xiao Li?”Seeing that Xiao Li's match hadn't officially started, Kakashi stared at Xiao Li and I Love Luo. He had a rare gossipy heart and asked softly.
"Ah?" Naruto finally consoled himself and was moved to tears by his actions. He didn't hear what Kakashi said. "Teacher Kakashi, I was too focused on the match just now, so I didn't hear what you said clearly.”
"Haha, say that again." Suddenly, Naruto realized that the match had not officially started yet. He laughed and planned to let this embarrassing thing go.
"I said, what did you sell to Xiao Li just now?”Kakashi said expressionlessly. It seemed like he did not intend to argue with Naruto about this, but he was thinking to himself that since the second exam, Naruto had been absent-minded. He did not know what was going on. It seemed like he had to report this to Lord Naruto.
"Teacher, you know?" Naruto thought that he had done it covertly, but when he thought of the strength of Kakashi and Akai, he felt relieved.
" Mm." Kakashi nodded indifferently. Nonsense, why would I ask you if I don't know?
"Actually, I don't know either." What an unexpected answer. Naruto didn't know what was in the golden package and still dared to buy medicine for others.
"Then why did you sell it to Xiao Li? If anything happens to you, you're dead.”Xiao Ying, who was eavesdropping at the side, cursed in a low voice. "Teacher Kai won't let you off.”
"Cough cough ~~" Naruto coughed and threw all the blame to Iruka."That thing was given to me by Teacher Iruka. I didn't eat it, so I sold it to Xiao Li.”
"Mr. Iruka, what was that golden package you gave me last night?”
"It looks like chocolate." Iruka didn't know either. At that time, he hadn't been summoned by Naruto and the others 'Heaven and Earth Scrolls. He had just finished training and was planning to go to the waiting room to rest.
Entering the waiting room, Iruka saw Sunset Red and a blond masked man eating. Iruka saw Sunset Red's expression as if she was very happy (the masked man couldn't see her expression). Seeing how they were in love, Iruka didn't want to disturb them and decided to find another place to deal with them.
However, just as Iruka was about to leave, he was caught by the masked man. The masked man gave him a handful of the food that he and Sunset Red were eating. Initially, Iruka wanted to reject Sunset Red when he saw her unhappy expression, but the masked man insisted that he accept. He even said that they were all Leaf Ninjas, and that good things should be shared.
Unable to resist the other party's enthusiasm, Iruka could only accept the masked man's gift under Sunset Red's murderous gaze.
At this time, due to a certain Naruto, they arrived at the central tower one night earlier than in the original novel. They opened the Heaven and Earth Scroll and summoned Iruka.
Seeing that Naruto could safely reach the central tower, Iruka was also happy. He realized that he did not have anything good on him, so he gave Naruto the gift from the masked man.
Naruto was too tired last night and fell asleep before eating. He didn't know what that thing was, but it was edible and wouldn't kill anyone. In order to buy money for the medicine, Naruto sold it to Little Li.
"Teacher Iruka, don't you know what you gave me?”This time, it was Naruto's turn to be shocked. He wondered if he could give away something that was edible.
Teacher Iruka, are you kidding me? Are you trying to kill me?
"It was given to me by a blond masked man. At that time, I saw him and Xi Rihong eating happily with a loving expression on their faces, so I didn't want to disturb them. I didn't expect that person to be so enthusiastic. Before I left, he forced me to give it to him. I still have it on me.”Iruka gave the remaining four items to Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura.
"If I'm not mistaken, this thing should be wrapped in chocolate. Moreover, I think I smelled wine at that time." Iruka analyzed uncertainly." It should be liqueur chocolate, right?”
" You'll know after you eat it." Naruto opened the packaging and found that it was really chocolate. As for whether it was liqueur chocolate or not, he would know after trying it. As he spoke, he threw the chocolate into his mouth.
While Naruto and the others were chatting, the match between Xiao Li and I Love Luo had officially begun, and it had suddenly entered a white-hot state.
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