F * ck, in the future, if anyone tells me that bathing in ancient times is comfortable, I'll get angry with them. I'm so damn close to drowning. The taste of choking my nose is really unbearable. I'll never swim again. But thinking about it, it was worth it. His wife was obviously more obedient. This was the inner thoughts of pure silk.
"Wan 'er, don't be sad. They said that I accidentally slipped and choked on a few mouthfuls of water. It's okay. Don't cry.”Aiya, look at how frightened my wife is. Her little face was pale as if she had applied powder.
Looking at Zhou Shaolong who was trying his best to coax her, Mu Wanqing cried," Woo woo, Zhou Lang, it's all my fault. I didn't know that you didn't know how to swim and caused you to almost drown in the bathtub."”To be honest, Mu Wanqing felt really guilty and scared out of her wits. If she drowned her husband in the bathtub, she would probably have to live with the condemnation of her conscience for the rest of her life. Maybe the next day, there would be another pretty nun in the nunnery who would knock on the wooden fish and chant Buddha every day. How pitiful.
Seeing Mu Wanqing's guilty look, Zhou Shaolong smiled heartlessly and hugged her, wiping the tears from her eyes." Alright, my dear, hurry up and take a shower, then change your clothes. If you continue to rape me like this, I'll turn into a wolf and you'll become the mother of my child."”
Unexpectedly, after Zhou Shaolong finished speaking, Mu Wanqing didn't have any reaction. Instead, she wrapped her snow-white arms around Zhou Shaolong's neck and rubbed her face against Zhou Shaolong's." Zhou, I'm willing."”
F * ck, don't be so *** me, my little brother can't take it. Of course, Little Zhou Shaolong had already stood up and was now pressing against the soft spot between Mu Wanqing's legs. It was so beautiful. However, this won't do. Isn't it easy to get sick in the water? Besides, this is our precious first time. No matter what, he had to be more formal.
After a series of comforting words, Mu Wanqing was finally coaxed over. Mu Wanqing and Zhou Shaolong stood beside the bathtub and quickly finished their bath. They climbed out of the bathtub, wiped off the water, and changed into a clean set of clothes. They picked up the clothes that Duan Yu had prepared for them. It was not difficult to wear them for the first time. Didn't they always wear white clothes in TV dramas? Put them on. Yes, put them on. This one, yes, put them on too. Heh, a white coat with golden embroidery. This is good. Put it on.
How should he put it? One word, no, one idiom. Handsome, too handsome to be looked at. It was just that her hair was too short. She sized her up and said," Not bad. This dress feels good. If she were to act in a period drama, it would definitely not be a problem.”He walked over to Mu Wanqing and said," Wan 'er, look at my outfit. What do you think?"”
Mu Wanqing raised her head and looked up. Pfft, hahaha, hahaha. You know why Mu Wanqing laughed. It turned out that Zhou Shaolong had put on the wrong clothes. The two sets of clothes were put on in the wrong order. The places that should be tight were not tight, and the places that should be loose were extremely tight. I really don't know how Zhou Shaolong wore them.
Seeing Mu Wanqing's smile, her tears fell. She looked at herself again. There was nothing wrong with her. She looked like a young hero of the pugilistic world. She was handsome and heroic. What was she laughing about?" Ai, Wan 'er, stop laughing. If you keep laughing, be careful of my family rules."”
As expected, the family rules were really strong. Hearing the word 'family rules', Mu Wanqing's face turned red and she stopped smiling.
This scoundrel, he still dared to mention the family rules. Mu Wanqing subconsciously covered her butt and rolled her eyes at Zhou Shaolong.
Hmm, it seems that my family rules are still very effective. Hehe." Tell me, what were you laughing at just now? My body isn't dirty. What's so funny about that?”
"Alright, Lawrence. I really don't know how you grew up. You don't even know how to wear clothes. Come, let me help you."”With that, Mu Wanqing took off Zhou Shaolong's clothes. Except for the last white nightgown, she took off everything else and put it on Zhou Shaolong one by one. She smoothed out the creases, but this was the first time Mu Wanqing helped a man put on his clothes. She was a little flustered, and it took her a long time to finish putting on Zhou Shaolong's clothes. After putting on Zhou Shaolong's clothes, Mu Wanqing took two steps back and looked at her masterpiece from head to toe. She nodded in satisfaction. It was perfect. "You're right. Your clothes just now were really not presentable. I'm much better now."
" Holy sh * t, even the ancient people are so particular about their clothes. This is too troublesome. The 21st century is still better. At least it's easy to wear clothes."
After dressing up, Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing left the bathroom, ending the farce of the bath. F * ck, next time when you take a bath, you must find a small bathtub, what a f * cking trap.。
Opening the door, a maidservant walked out from the side. She bowed to Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing and said," Young Master, Madam, the young prince is waiting for you at the east pavilion. Please follow me."”Duan Yu had specially sent this person to wait for Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing. He would bring them to find him after they had showered. However, he didn't expect that this couple would take so long to shower.
They walked slowly all the way to the east pavilion. It was the pavilion where they drank last night. Duan Yu had been waiting for a long time. After all, waiting for others to take a bath at the door was really embarrassing. When he saw Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing, Duan Yu teased them," Second brother, sister-in-law, why do you take so long to take a bath? Did you do something shameful inside?"”
Of course, Duan Yu knew that it was impossible for Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing to do it in the bathroom. He was just complaining that Zhou Shaolong had made him wait for so long. His butt was hurting.
I told you to take your time and you really took your time. If you were the only one bathing, I would have come out long ago. He really forgot his friends when he saw women.
"Alright, big brother, let's hurry to the palace. I'm already dressed up so handsomely, and you still have the cheek to make me bicker with you here.”
Tsk, what's there to talk about with you? Hurry up and take a walk around the palace so that you can admire what the ancient palace looked like.
Seeing Zhou Shaolong's impatient look, Duan Yu curled his lips and didn't know what to say. He really knew how to deal with things. Mu Wanqing, who was standing at the side, could not help but snicker in her heart when she saw Duan Yu being humiliated. Lawrence was really interesting. Perhaps in her heart, Lawrence was the only important person left. Otherwise, her master, Qin Hongmian, would be added.
After leaving the Prince's mansion, he sat in the carriage. Along the way, the wheels of the carriage rumbled and the carriage swayed. It was not comfortable at all. Good heavens, this carriage was moving so slowly and yet it was swaying. If it were to run any faster, wouldn't it fall apart?
As it was Duan Yu's carriage, the carriage went straight into the palace. Duan Yu had a lot of power as the future emperor of Dali. For example, he did not need to get off the carriage to enter the palace.
After arriving at the palace, it was already late. It was around five o'clock in the afternoon. It turned out that Zhou Shaolong had taken too long to bathe. He had bathed from twelve o'clock in the afternoon to three o'clock in the afternoon. However, the main reason was that he had fainted. He was unlucky enough to drown in the bathwater.
The carriage stopped in front of a large hall. Duan Yu called Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing down from the carriage," Second Brother, Sister-in-law, my uncle, father, and mother should be in this hall. This is the place where we have our family banquet. No officials have been here, so we can sit in the carriage without stopping. Otherwise, the officials would have been unhappy. Alright, let's go in. I'm hungry.”
Zhou Shaolong suddenly realized," Ah, I was wondering. Big Brother, no matter how much you suffer in Dali, you can't just sit in a carriage and wander around. So that's how it is. It's a secret base. I understand. Wan 'er, let's go. I'm hungry too."”After saying that, he held Mu Wanqing's hand and followed behind Duan Yu.
After entering the main hall, Zhou Shaolong found that it was not as luxurious as he had imagined. Instead, it was very ordinary. After passing some paintings and porcelain, there was a round table in the middle of the main hall. Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng were sitting there, while a man in his forties was sitting in the main seat. He was wearing a yellow dragon robe and a golden crown. He looked peaceful. Seeing Duan Yu and the others, he said with a smile," Oh, hehe, speak of the devil. Yu 'er, I was just talking about you with your father, and you came." Ahaha. The two behind you should be your sworn brother Zhou Shaolong and his wife Mu Wanqing, Miss Mu. Come, come. Take your seats."
After sitting down, Duan Yu smiled and said," Uncle, you're right. These two are my second brother and his wife. Uncle, haven't you always wanted to see them? Now that they're here, why are you giving them gifts?"”
Duan Yu's words made Duan Zhengming laugh again." Yu 'er, oh Yu' er, you little monkey, you just want to take some treasures from your uncle. Well, Shaolong saved Yu 'er's life, and this is a favor to the Duan family. Now that you've become sworn brothers with Yu' er, you can be considered a member of the Duan family. In that case, why don't you pass on Shaolong's One Solar Finger? I don't think there's any gift that can compare to this. Yu 'er, what do you think?"”
" Damn, what a brilliant trick! You used the Yi Yang Finger to bribe me. This is a good deal." Duan Yu nodded happily and said that his uncle was wise. Zhou Shaolong cupped his fists and bowed to thank him." I thank uncle for his gift. I'm really shocked. I didn't expect uncle to give me the martial arts of the Duan family of Dali. I really find it unbelievable."”
" Hahahaha," Duan Zhengming laughed again after Zhou Shaolong finished his words. He didn't know what was so funny about him." Brother Chun told me that Shaolong's mouth is sweeter than Yu 'er's, but I didn't believe it. He said that Yujiao would always say nice things when she didn't reply to me. I was happy every time he said it. Is this Shaolong sweeter than Yu' er's mouth? I didn't expect it to be so. Just from calling me uncle and pointing a finger, you learned it."”
Mu Wanqing was very unwilling to participate in this kind of activity. Her master had told her to rarely see strangers, but her husband brought her here, so she could not refuse. She could only speak less. However, it seemed interesting to hear her husband chatting with them, especially when she heard Duan Yu talk about how she went to Wuliang Mountain to ask for the antidote.
When the meal was almost over, Duan Yu started to talk about his experience after he fell on Wuliang Mountain. When Duan Yu arrived at Wuliang Mountain, everyone there had already left. The traces of a huge battle were very obvious, but what about the poison in his body? Was God trying to kill him? He came to a forest in the bathroom in a daze. He did not expect to meet Zhong Ling's Lightning Ferret. It was as if Duan Yu had met a spiritual sustenance. His gloomy heart actually had some color. They wanted to touch the Lightning Ferret, but they were bitten by the Lightning Ferret. They immediately fell on their backs and were poisoned, unable to move. At this point, everyone present had a look of fear on their faces. This was too dangerous. She wanted to know what happened after that and listened to Duan Yu carefully.
After Duan Yu was bitten by the Lightning Ferret, a gorgeous poisonous toad jumped out of nowhere and hopped towards the Lightning Ferret. The Lightning Ferret started to tremble as if it had encountered some danger. However, when the poisonous toad came over, the two poisonous creatures jumped at the same time as if they were going to fight. However, the toad spat out a mouthful of poisonous smoke and poisoned the Lightning Ferret to death. Later on, the toad sucked the Lightning Ferret dry. When Zhong Ran heard this, he couldn't help but think that this kind of poison was very powerful. If he encountered it, he definitely wouldn't have a chance to live. What happened after that?
Duan Yu continued," Then, another big centipede came. The big centipede actually crawled all the way to my face and then crawled into my stomach along with me. That poisonous toad also followed into my stomach. After that, I could actually move again. I immediately started to stand upside down in the bathroom, wanting to spit out the two poisonous creatures, but it was useless. Later on, I felt my body turn cold and hot at the same time, so I started thinking about the mental cultivation method that Second Brother showed me. I didn't expect that my body would actually produce an internal force. It circulated through my meridians and my poison was actually cured.”
At this moment, the voice of a guard outside the hall suddenly exploded," There's an assassin! Protect the Emperor!"
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