The barbecue lasted for most of the night. When Kakashi was about to vomit blood, everyone finally let him go and asked him to pay up and leave. After that, everyone bid farewell to each other and went home. After eating and drinking to their fill, they went back to sleep. No one knew if the three seniors, Pig, Deer, and Butterfly, would be full and warm. They had wives, children, and a home. What a good life!
However, Dark Moon would not be envious of them because he had water but not moonlight. Although he was still a little young, it was quite fun to raise him.
After returning home and tidying up, Dark Moon hugged Moonless Water and went to sleep. Yes, don't misunderstand. It was just sleeping. After meeting Moonless Water for more than a year, they had been sleeping together. They were already used to each other's existence.
Every time she returned home, she would sleep soundly. The next day, when the sun was high up in the sky, Dark Moon and Moonless Water finally got up from the bed. In fact, Moonless Water had already woken up a long time ago, but Dark Moon kept hugging her, so she could only sleep with Dark Moon for a while longer.
He got up, washed up, and went out for breakfast. He had no choice but to go out for breakfast since he had just returned yesterday and hadn't had the time to buy food at home. Without saying anything, Dark Moon brought Moonless Water and headed straight for Yile Ramen.
Ichiraku Ramen was really delicious. Dark Moon liked it after eating it once. Although she didn't like it as much as Naruto, she would still come here to eat a bowl of ramen when she was free.
"Uncle Shouda, long time no see. Give me two bowls of ramen.”
Dark Moon shouted as soon as he walked into Yile Noodle Restaurant. He had been eating ramen here for so many years, so he was already familiar with the boss. The middle-aged man was slightly stunned when he saw Dark Moon, but he quickly smiled again. Although they had not seen each other for a few years, he could still recognize Dark Moon.
"It's Dark Moon. When did you come back?”
"I just came back yesterday. I wanted to come over yesterday, but they dragged me to a dinner party, so I delayed it until today.”
Dark Moon said with a smile, then introduced Moonless Water to Mister Hand.
"This is my younger sister, Bai."
After saying that, he said to Water Without Moon.
"Bai, this is the boss of Muye's most delicious Yile Ramen. You can just call him Uncle Shouda.”
"Hello, Uncle Hand Beater. My name is Moonless Water!”
Moonless Water asked with a smile. Uncle Handsome nodded happily.
"Good, good. You're good, I'm good, everyone's good, hehe…"
As they were talking, a child's voice suddenly sounded.
"Uncle, I want Miso Ramen for one night. Hurry up!”
The few of them looked in the direction of the voice and saw a little boy wearing yellow clothes, goggles, blond hair, and six beards walking in. He sat on the seat and looked at the uncle. He was the one who shouted just now.
Dark Moon could not help but raise his eyebrows when he saw this little boy. Could this be…
"Oh, it's Naruto, wait!”
Uncle Shouda said to the little boy, then looked at Dark Moon and the others.
"Dark Moon, wait a moment. The ramen will be ready soon.”
Dark Moon nodded, and then Uncle Shouda went back to work. Dark Moon walked to Naruto's side with a smile on his face and asked after sizing him up.
"Are you Naruto Uzumaki?"
"Yes."
Naruto nodded and then asked with some doubt.
"Big brother, who are you?"
"Me, how should I put it…"
Dark Moon scratched his head and said with a smile.
"Yes, you just need to know that I know your parents.”
"Do you know my parents?”
Naruto stared blankly at Dark Moon, who nodded.
"Not only do we know each other, but we also have a good relationship. Let's not talk about this anymore. Let me treat you to ramen!”
After saying that, he shouted at the middle-aged man.
"Uncle Shouda, in the future, when Naruto comes here to eat ramen, put it on my tab. You can eat as much as you want.”
"Really?"
Naruto asked in surprise. Dark Moon nodded, so Naruto immediately shouted at the middle-aged man.
"Uncle, give me a super big bowl of miso ramen. Give me a few more bowls!”
"Alright!"
Uncle Shouda replied, and not long after, a few bowls of ramen were served. Dark Moon finally experienced what it meant to be a big eater. He and Moonless Water had not even finished a bowl, but the celebrity had already eaten several bowls, and he was still eating non-stop. Dark Moon could not help but feel a little embarrassed. Had he not eaten for a long time?
After they were full, Dark Moon paid the bill and brought Moonless Water along with him to the Ninja Academy. Naruto had only been in school for a year and was only seven years old this year. He would have to wait five years before he graduated. In other words, the plot would only officially begin five years later.
"Hey, big brother, do you really know my parents?”
Naruto asked with a puzzled look. From the moment he was born, he had never heard anyone mention his parents, not even the three generations of old men. Now that someone suddenly appeared and said that they knew his parents, he naturally felt strange. However, when he saw Dark Moon's forehead protector that was tied to his left wrist like a wrist guard, he did not doubt it. The ninjas of Muye would not lie to him, right?
However, there was actually a Koba Ninja who came to trick him. It was that idiot Mizuki. However, Dark Moon did not plan to care about such a small character. That small character was destined to become Naruto's stepping stone, so he did not have to take it to heart.
"Of course I know him."
Dark Moon nodded.
"I already said that our relationship is very good.”
"Does that mean I have to call you uncle?”
Naruto's eyelids drooped, but he didn't dwell on the matter of address. Instead, he continued to ask.
"Then who are my parents?”
"You can just call me big brother. As for who your parents are..."
Dark Moon raised his head and looked at the fourth generation's portrait. The fourth generation's portrait seemed to be looking at him from afar, and he could not help but smile.
"Let him tell you this question himself. All you need to know now is that he has always been by your side, watching you and watching your growth.”
"Really?"
Naruto lowered his head in low spirits.
"Have you really been by my side all this time?"
Darkmoon looked at Naruto and shook her head helplessly. The 4th Generation and Koshina had left their spiritual imprints in the Nine-tailed Seal. Naruto would meet them sooner or later. Some things were better for the 4th Generation and Koshina to tell Naruto personally. It was better for her not to say so much. Sometimes, no matter how much outsiders said, it was not as good as a word from her parents.
Darkmoon stopped walking and patted Naruto's shoulder with a smile.
"Work hard, Naruto, work hard to become a great ninja, like the fourth generation Naruto, then you can see your parents!”
"Really?"
Naruto asked expectantly, and Dark Moon nodded affirmatively.
"Of course!"
"Alright then!"
He clenched his fists and shouted with a fierce fighting spirit.
"I will definitely become the greatest ninja!”
"Haha…"
Dark Moon smiled, and the three of them continued to walk toward the school. As for why Dark Moon wanted to go to the Ninja School, it was purely to take a look. He had nothing to do when he came back anyway, and he rarely went on missions. He did not become the leader of the Jounin, and the Ninja Realm had been so peaceful recently, so there was basically no difference whether he came back or not.
Since he was bored, he could only wander around and look around. At the same time, he went to see which cute little loli he could flirt with. Well, it was purely a hobby. It was just like how some people liked to grow flowers, and some people liked to read books about intimacy paradise. Everyone knew that.
When he arrived at Naruto's classroom, he immediately heard a commotion. Dark Moon filtered out all the useless noise, so he heard a little girl's voice.
"Look, look!"
Ino waved a lollipop that was bigger than his face in front of the little girls. Seeing the envious expressions of the little girls, Ino laughed proudly.
"See, I told you there was a lollipop bigger than my face. I ate one last night and didn't finish it until I went to bed! It's very delicious!"
"Is it really delicious?"
The little girls looked at the colorful lollipop and swallowed their saliva.
"Where did you get this lollipop?”
"That was given to me by a strange uncle!”
Ino chuckled. Dark Moon, who was standing at the door, twitched his mouth a few times. Strange uncle, are you talking about me?
"Strange uncle?"
The little girls looked at each other strangely, and then one of them said,
"Is it the legendary strange uncle who specializes in tricking little girls with lollipops? Ino, you couldn't have been tricked into doing something strange, right?”
Dark Moon's forehead was filled with black lines when she heard this. What strange thing was Ino being tricked into doing? Nonsense! She was the one who cheated him of his lollipop, alright?
"No!"
Ino immediately retorted.
"He knows my father. He wouldn't lie to me to do anything strange!”
"Then, Ino, can you let us try this lollipop? A small sip is fine too!"
The little girls looked at the colorful lollipop in Ino's hand with longing. Dark Moon, who was standing at the door, smiled when he heard this. As expected, the charm of the lollipop had not disappeared!
"But, I only have this one left!”
Ino looked hesitant.
"Last night, Daddy hid all my lollipops. He said that it's not good to eat too much candy. Hmph, Daddy hates it the most!”
Hearing this, Dark Moon raised his eyebrows. His chance had come!
"Ahem…"
Dark Moon coughed dryly to attract the attention of the children.
"Eh? Who is this big brother?"
"Why is he standing with Naruto?”
"So handsome!"
"Wow! What a cute sister!"
“……”
A bunch of brats were discussing animatedly. Dark Moon could not help but feel depressed. He had made a mistake. Why did he feel like a little monkey in a zoo? Sweat…
"Ah!"
Ino suddenly exclaimed.
"He's the weird uncle who gave me the lollipop!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Ino's small face suddenly turned red. His words seemed to be misunderstood!
“……”
The entire classroom was instantly silent. Everyone looked at Dark Moon with an inexplicable expression, then at the blushing Ino. They had a look of sudden realization on their faces, and they gathered in groups of twos and threes to discuss in low voices. They would look at Dark Moon strangely from time to time. This handsome big brother was actually a strange uncle!
Naruto, who had been standing with Dark Moon, seemed to have realized something. He chuckled at Dark Moon and quickly ran back to his seat. What a disloyal guy!
Shui Wuyue only looked coldly at the group of brats. She knew what kind of person her big brother was. He was not like what they said! Humph!
At this moment, Dark Moon's face was covered in tears. Indeed, it was a mistake for him to come to the Ninja School today!
"Ahem…"
Dark Moon forced himself to smile and waved at a little brat.
"Hello, I'm Ino's weird uncle…Ah, pui pui…I'm her big brother, and also Naruto's big brother. If I have to say, I'm Shikamaru's big brother, Tachiji's big brother, and Hatata's big brother. In short, I'm definitely not some weird uncle!”
Of course, he was just a lolicon, not some weird uncle. Well, strictly speaking, he wasn't even a lolicon. He just liked lolis! That's right, that's it!
Shikamaru and Ding Ci looked at Dark Moon. Then, one of them continued to sleep on the table while the other continued to munch on snacks. They had heard about Dark Moon from their father last night, so they knew about his existence.
Hatata looked at Dark Moon with a slightly red face, then lowered her head. She looked at Dark Moon again, then lowered her head again. Her two hands were playing a finger game. When did she have such a big brother? Why didn't he know?
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