I, Ling Xiao, am 13 years old this year, in the fifth grade of primary school. My actual age is 35 years old. Although I look like a handsome boy, I am actually an evil and shameless middle-aged uncle! (Ling Xiao: Author, I despise you!）。Huh? Why do you think I'm like this? This has to start from that stormy night more than 10 years ago (10,000 words are omitted below), so I became the new generation of Otaku God. Although I heard Ling 'er say how awesome it was, why do I still not feel anything until now? Other than the ability to defeat Hawkeye and the ability to K open four doors. (Ling 'er: Because you've never pushed a girl down!)），And it seems that I always feel that I'm very depressed as an otaku god. I can't even handle my own system (Ling 'er). I can only listen to her words and decide whether I'm the otaku god or she is.
" Bang!" Just as Ling Xiao lowered his head to think, he felt as if his chest had bumped into something soft and warm.
"Aiyo, it hurts so much. I say, do you have eyes? You don't even look at people when you walk!" The one who was angry was a petite girl with yellow skin.
"Hey, what are you staring at? Didn't you hear what I said?" The loli girl saw Ling Xiao staring at her in a daze and crossed her arms as she said with some dissatisfaction.
The hair was tied into two ponytails on the left and right sides of her hair. The length of her hair seemed to reach her shoulders. The emerald eyes, the occasional canine teeth, and the washboard chest all told Ling Xiao that this person was his future number two childhood sweetheart, the loli, flat-chested, black-bellied, and venomous tongue Huang Lingling.
"Ah, I'm sorry. Um, did you hurt yourself?”Ling Xiao rubbed his head awkwardly.
"Hmph, you still have the cheek to say that. It's fine if you don't have eyes when you walk, but you didn't even touch a lady when you knocked her to the ground. You even looked at her from the side with a smile. Do you want to be beaten up?。”Huang Lingyin lowered her head in anger and clenched her fists. The black gas emitted from her body had already begun to gather.
At this moment, Ling Xiao looked at Bell, who was shorter than him by two heads and was furious because of his mistake. He quickly waved his hand and explained,""No, no. Actually, I was a little dazed because you were too cute and forgot to help you up. Otherwise, how could I bear to watch such a beautiful girl fall without helping her up?”
Ring's face, which was originally dark, immediately turned red when she heard the words " cute " and " Mei Shao female." She was a little shy but still angry as she shouted,""You... Are you stupid? Facing the first time…The person who met him said…What exactly is in your head when you say these words!”
Ling Xiao rubbed his head and continued to praise him,""It's nothing. I'm just telling the truth. After all, women like you are a scarce resource in the United States.”
"Huh?" Ling's face turned red again, but she still wanted to save her face as God Rise pointed at Ling Xiao."You... You, just you wait, I…I won't let you off!" (F * ck, I'm the one who won't let you off. But I like to push back too ~ Ling Xiao shamelessly complained in his heart.)
Perhaps because she was too shy, Ling turned around and ran away after saying this. However, after running for a while, she seemed to have calmed down a lot. She turned around and stared at Ling Xiao again as if she wanted to remember him." Hmph, you seem to be a student of XXX Primary School. Don't forget what I said. I will find you again."”
Then, as if she had thought of something, her face turned red again and she ran in the direction of the school.
At this moment, Ling Xiao heard the confession and looked at Bell, who was running away. He rubbed his chin and thought,"Although the first time we met was a little bad, it seemed like I got a good impression of him. Since he said such words, should I not hide, or should I not hide, or should I not hide? (Ling Xiao: The author is filthy!)
"Eh? What is that?" When he came back to his senses, he saw a bright red notebook suddenly appear on the gray floor. Ling Xiao bent down and picked it up.
"Student ID!" Damn, this guy was really rash. He actually threw this here. It seemed that it would be difficult to not see him. Ling Xiao seemed to have forgotten that he was the one who caused Ling to lose her student ID!
Looking at his watch, Ling Xiao shook his head.""Anyway, let's go to school first. I'll return it to her when I have the chance.”
... I'm the dividing line of evil
"Hey, Ling Xiao, did you hear? It seems that there are foreign transfer students coming to our school today!”
Ling Xiao, who was lying on the table in boredom, listened to his best friend, no, his future brother-in-law's words. He only responded with a soft " Oh " and continued to lie on the ground.
"Aren't you curious?”Wutian Dan shook his red hair helplessly. (I'm curious what your sister is wearing, Fatty. Ling Xiao complained in his heart.)
"Well, Brother-in-law, let's not talk about this for now. I think you should go back to your seat first because she's here!”Ling Xiao looked at the teacher who walked in and advised him.
"Alright, everyone, please be quiet. Teacher has something to say.”
In Grade 5 Class 1, the homeroom teacher, Ms. Yamada, nicknamed the " masked devil ", walked in with a smile and said to the class.
Sure enough, perhaps it was because of the students 'obedience or the teacher's charm, the class, which was originally as noisy as a vegetable market, suddenly fell silent.
" Cough cough, students, today we're going to introduce a transfer student, and he's from overseas."
“.......。”
"Eh?"
" Eh eh!!!"
When they suddenly heard that a transfer student was coming, and that he was from abroad, the originally quiet crowd gradually became excited. Well, this was only natural. For these gossipy and beautiful adolescent students, the sudden arrival of a transfer student could not help but make them curious and excited.
(Could it be? What a coincidence.)”）
Looking at the noisy class again, Mr. Yamada smiled in satisfaction and said to the students outside the door,""Then, come in."
While Ling Xiao was thinking about this serious matter, the classroom door opened.
"As expected." Ling Xiao sighed helplessly as he looked at the loli girl who had just entered. Since that was the case, he could only use this move.
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