"It's all your fault! You bastard!"
During lunch break, the first thing Ring said on the rooftop was to curse.
"You can't blame me for what happened. You're the one who didn't listen to the lesson.”Ling Xiao rubbed his head and explained helplessly.
In just one morning, the bell had been warned six times by the teachers of each subject. On average, it was 1.5 times per class. I really didn't expect her to care so much about this matter. She's really a fanatical patriot. But that's good too. This way, it'll be easier for me to defeat her. Ahahaha…Ling Xiao smiled like a saint. By the way, they were communicating in Chinese.
"Hmph, you still dare to say that! Now, thanks to you, I'm famous. Tell me, how are you going to compensate me?”Ling didn't hold back at all as she demanded an exorbitant price.
"Don't worry, I'll take responsibility. Just say it. As long as you want it, I'll give it to you.”
" Oh-" Hearing Ling Xiao's reply, Ling's face turned red." You…" 'You fellow, will you…' Say something."
"Eh? Did I say something wrong?" Ling Xiao started to play dumb.
"You... You, you…Humph!" Even though she wanted to say it out loud, Ling remembered that Ling Xiao wasn't from the same country as her, so it was normal for him to not understand the other meaning behind it. She swallowed her words back. After all, this explanation was very awkward.
Ling Xiao clapped his hands when he saw Ling's sullen expression. He seemed to have realized something. Keep pretending, keep pretending, if you have the guts then continue!! Ling Xiao,[Get lost! Don't make up for the number of words here!]）
"Well, that's why I said that China's culture is broad and profound. Just the Chinese language alone has a history of more than 6,000 years. Moreover, it's a united country with many ethnic groups. There are more than 80 languages and about 30 languages among the 56 ethnic groups.”
Hearing Ling Xiao boast about his motherland, Ling's mood immediately improved. She crossed her arms again and puffed out her miserable chest. She said proudly,"Hmph, of course. Our country is one of the four ancient civilizations. Not only do we have colorful folk culture and poetry, but we also have many traditional festivals. Speaking of traditional festivals, let me tell you (10,000 words omitted below).
Thus, Ring excitedly started from the beginning of New Year's Eve to the last Double Ninth Festival. After eight festivals, a total of two hours, she finally talked about the origin, development, customs, and inheritance of the festival.
Although Ling sounded very excited, Ling Xiao, who was listening from the side, didn't think so. Right now, he felt like he had been standing there for two hours without listening to the Buddhist scriptures. His head was dizzy and his eyes were blurry.
Just as Ling was about to continue talking about other things, Ling Xiao interrupted her.
"I say, Student Ling Zhong, I've been lecturing for 2 hours and I haven't eaten yet. Besides, class is about to start soon, so you can talk about it next time.”Ling Xiao rubbed his stomach and pointed at the clock.
Eh? After regaining her senses and seeing the situation clearly, Ring scratched her head in embarrassment.""Uh, I'm sorry. I went overboard and forgot to eat.”
"It's okay. I heard it too... I'm very excited. If you're willing next time, you can tell me about it again... I... Listen, I'm very... Welcome…" Ling Xiao couldn't take it anymore and forced the words out.
However, Bell didn't care about that. When she heard Ling Xiao's words, her eyes shone with excitement as she looked at Ling Xiao and shouted,"" Really?!"
Ling Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears as he looked at the elated Ling. There was no other way. In order to pick up girls, I'll endure it! Therefore,
“... Hmm…" Ling Xiao nodded his head with much difficulty, but his heart was already beginning to bleed.
"Really? That's great! Let's go eat first. We'll talk after dinner.”
" Pfft!" Hearing this, Ling Xiao's blood, which was still slowly flowing out, suddenly gushed out like a sharp sword had been stabbed into him. He almost knelt on the ground.
Ignoring Ling Xiao's current state, Ling held his hand in surprise and walked down the stairs to the cafeteria.
Ling Xiao finally found a trace of comfort as he looked at Ling Ling's hand. He didn't feel as bad as before.
Fortunately, her brother's efforts did not go to waste. Their relationship had finally gotten closer. However, now I finally know how terrifying the "nationalistic youth" is. When she had children in the future, she had to tell them to stay away from her.
After lunch, Ling took advantage of the fact that there was less than half an hour before class started to introduce the 300 Tang poems. Ling Xiao almost vomited his food. (No, I can't let her continue. No matter what, I'm still a university student. How can I be educated by an elementary school student! If you want to tell, you have to tell some learned and legendary stories, so)
"Um, Bell." (PS: During the meal, the two of them introduced themselves enthusiastically and agreed to call each other by their first names. By the way, Ling Xiao and Ling Ling also ate ramen.
Ling, who was introducing the poem, stopped when she heard Ling Xiao's voice. She asked curiously,""What's wrong, Xiao?”
"Yeah, actually, I want to say that I've long been familiar with the 300 Tang poems, so you don't have to introduce them to me!”Ling Xiao took a deep breath and solemnly expressed his thoughts.
"What? How was this possible? Are you lying to a child? Even I don't dare to say this, let alone you.”Ling asked Ling Xiao with a suspicious look.
However, Ling Xiao didn't care. He was too familiar with this thing, so familiar that he could recite it backwards. Ah, you asked me why. If you had a father who taught you how to study, I guarantee that your back wouldn't be sore, your legs wouldn't hurt, your limbs wouldn't be numb, and your brain would be enlightened.
Cough, cough, back to the main topic.
"Well, actually, it's very simple for you to believe me. As long as I recite all 300 poems in it, you will believe me even if you don't want to.”
"What? You." Before Ling could finish her sentence, Ling Xiao spread his arms and started to show off,"
“ladiesandgentleman，thenextismyperformancetime。”
Thus, Ling Xiao began his attempt to break the world record.
In the next 20 minutes or so, Ling Xiao started from Volume 1 (Five-character Ancient Poetry) to Volume 8 (Seven-character Quatrains). After 23 minutes and 41 seconds, with an average of one poem every five seconds, he finally finished reading all of them two minutes before class started.
Ling, who was listening to Ling Xiao's endless poems, was so shocked that she couldn't even walk. If Ling Xiao hadn't carried her back to the classroom in a princess hug, the news of the transfer student skipping school on the first day of class would have spread throughout the school.
But even so, during the afternoon class, Bell sat on the stool in a daze and kept muttering," How is this possible?"”、
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