On the night of March of the 32nd year of Muye, more than ten ninja clans were brightly lit. A group of old farts were scolding people again.
"Fuqiu, today's notes are unusual. If you use it well, our Uchiha family will be invincible. It is impossible to go further. Take it back and copy it once.”
"Yes, Father."
"Ri Zu, you are the next successor of our family. You must remember this notebook well and copy it ten times when you take it back.”
"Lujiu, I know you're very lazy. However, as the next head of the Nara family, you can't be as lazy as your father. Take this notebook back and copy it 100 times.”
"No way, Dad. Will someone die after 100 times?”Nara Shika collapsed.
Nara Deer Hisashi's father slapped Nara Deer Hisashi's head. Then you'll die after copying it."
"Lord Ding, Father knows that our Autumn Daoist is stupid, but this notebook is really very important. You must memorize it well.”
"Father, do you think someone like me can remember it?”
"If you can't remember, copy it." Lord Ding's father stretched out his fan-sized right hand and made a 1.
"Write it down once?" Seat D shouted excitedly," That's easy.”
Ding Zuo's father's face darkened." Can you remember copying it once?”
"Then copy it ten times?" The fourth seat's tongue flew. Ten times was too tiring.
"You can remember it after 10 times?" Ding Zuo's father raised his voice.
Qiu Daoding was stunned." How much is that? It can't be 100 times, right, Dad?"
"It's 1000 times."
Plop! Ding Zuo fainted
The next morning, Bi Ge, who had crawled out of bed, was kicked into the ninja school by Tsuneshou.
Before they left, Old Bi asked Tsunake in confusion,""Sister Tsunete, didn't we talk about it yesterday?”
Okami said," This is a new mission that the old man has given you. It's also a request from the clan leaders.”
"No way!" Brother Bi was indignant." This is really going to kill me."”Say, how hard is it to be a spiritual beast?
The sun is shining, the flowers smile at me, the birds say good morning, why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I went to blow up the school. As soon as I pulled the pin, I ran. When I turned around, the school was gone.
In the classroom guarded by four members of the Dark Group, a group of young masters and young ladies spat saliva on each other's faces and were knocked to the ground by the children's song that Brother Bi sang when he opened the door.
Old Bi was unhappy as soon as he entered. He pointed at Uchiha Tomioka, who was the tallest and oldest, and asked," Who are you?”
"I'm Uchiha Tomioka." Fuqiu's face twitched.
"How old are you this year?"
“16。”Fuqiu's face twitched again.
"Then do you know Uchiha Mikoto?”
"Yes, she is my wife." Fuqiu's face stopped trembling, and his eyes were filled with doubt.
Bi Ge exploded!
"What? She's married to you now?"
Uchiha Tomioka coughed! She coughed twice." Meiqin is only 10 years old this year. We still have two more years before we can get married.”
"F * ck you! After the wedding, the students will beat him up!”
Bi Ge, who had been holding back his anger for the whole morning, took off the fascist steel helmet on his head and patted Fuqiu's face. As he patted Fuqiu's face, he shouted," You're already a 16-year-old man, and you still dare to come here and snatch someone from me. Aren't you ashamed? Does your mother know that you married Meiqin?"
Pa!
"Of course my mom knows."
"Does your dad know?"
Pa!
"My dad naturally knows about it?"
"Then do I know?"
"Do you know?"
"Do you still know if I let you know?”
Bi Ge swung his small steel helmet, wanting to smash Fuqiu into ashes. Poor Uchiha Tomioka, a mighty Koba Jounin, was turned into a Koba Tear God by Bi Ge.
"Today's topic is the Thirty-Six Stratagems.”
After taking pictures of Fuqiu, Bi Ge put his hands behind his back, and the students below all raised their heads.
This spiritual beast was so fierce!
Our teacher is so fierce!
"Listen up!" Brother Bi's furry little head turned." Captain Timo, class will begin now. In order to ensure that you can better understand the Thirty-Six Stratagems, our course will place more emphasis on practice. Today, we are going to talk about the flexible application of the Thirty-Six Stratagems in life.”
[Target: Third Generation Fiery Shadow Ape Flying Sun Slash]
[Purpose: Destroy the harmony of Naruto's family]
"First of all, Zhu Ludie, step forward. You all know the transformation technique, right?”
The three people who were named by Bi Ge nodded in a daze.
"Very good, then you guys can take these pictures and transform them.”
The body sketches that he had prepared earlier were handed over to him one by one. Lujiuding's face turned completely red, as red as a big crab. Putong! Putong! He faced the sky and fell.
The students at the side looked over and saw three naked women seducing him on the slowly falling paper.
A few female students nearby were blushing as if a pot had been boiled. Kyocinna jumped up and wanted to beat them up.
Who was drawn on that piece of paper?
I don't know that Wu Tenglan is dancing in the fire,
Love of the warm goddess Iishima,
On the island, Master Fan's clothes sprout from the well in the swamp,
There were three women and six steamed buns. Each of them was like a ball.
"Pervert!"
" Change what? This is called art." Brother Bi shook his head as he picked up the small piece of paper and gave it to Zhulu Die one by one." In a while, you guys go to Naruto's office. No matter what method you use, just keep Yuan Fei and Sun Slash busy for me. When three red flares are fired from the sky, follow the changes on this map and stick it onto Naruto. This is called a honey trap.”
Would this work?
People would die.
"Idiot!" Brother Bi snorted disdainfully." If anything happens, the teacher will take care of it. What are you afraid of? The honey trap, as the name suggested, was to use beauties, and not all of them were women. Feng Shui Sect, I think you're the most handsome boy in our class. I'll leave this task to you.”
"I, can I not do it?" The future fourth generation Naruto's face turned green when he saw the paper in Zhulu Die's hand.
"Don't worry, the task I'm giving you is very simple. " If you don't dare to go yourself, then…" Brother Bi pointed with his small hand." Kushina, go with him." After the three of them set off, go to Naruto's house and tell Aunt Pipa that Uncle Naruto has recruited a house full of women. Shuimen, Kyocinna, can this be done?”
" I... I..." Watergate hesitated.
Pa!
Kushina raised her hand and slapped him." We promise to complete the mission."”
"Teacher Timo, they all have things to do. What about us?”Ri Zu, who had been instructed by his elders to build a good relationship with Bi Ge and was also very impressed by Bi Ge, came over.
Old Bi laughed." Let's watch the show! Of course, he couldn't watch the show for nothing. In a while, you will go out and publicize that there will be domestic violence in the Naruto office building.”
Watergate…
Sun Foot…
Kyocinna…
Yunduan is all up to everyone. Brothers and sisters, give it a try. Let's not hide the flower collection anymore. Can we move up two places?
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