Your sword is my sword.
Time flew by, and it was the end of March. There were still three days left until the beginning of April. The third generation Naruto's Maplestow affair did not decrease as time passed. Instead, it became more and more popular. It became a joke at the dining tables of the four great nations. The news of the Hidden Village of Fog in Yunyan could be heard by civilian ninjas and peddlers every day.
When the news returned to Muye, Flying Ape Sun Slash vomited blood in anger on the spot. He shut himself in and refused to come out, claiming to be sick and refusing guests. All the work was temporarily handled by Little Chun and Men Yan.
What was Bi Ge doing, who had personally manipulated everything? Old Bi had caused some trouble recently. Our Brother Bi had transformed because of a system notification.
Players, please note that the character selected by the possession system this month will disappear. Please use it as soon as possible before midnight on April 1st.
When Brother Bi heard that, he decided to change it. He couldn't waste it, right?
Thus, on a dark and windy night, Bi Ge stood under the window and played with the living. With a loud crack, the Wuji Sword Saint appeared.
At first, Brother Bi was still very happy. He pulled out a broken knife and stabbed it in, then pulled it out and stabbed it in again. As he went in and out, it was all toothpaste foam. Unexpectedly, when he turned around and looked at the character list, Bi Ge was dumbfounded.
"System, system, come out! Where's my equipment?”
This character does not provide equipment.
"What about my level?"
This character also did not provide a level.
Motherf * cker!
"Are you playing with me? Are you Brother Wan?" Bi Ge was so angry that his mouth was crooked. He raised his sword and scolded," Ezreal was at max level last time, and he had equipment. He even had a super shiny BUFF that blinded the eyes of the kryptonite dogs. Why is my character without anything?
[System: Last time, it was a test version. This time, it's a test version.]
"Your official version is worse than the beta version?”Old Bi was completely furious." You change it back for your brother, and your brother will change it back for your brother, do you hear me?”
This command cannot be executed!
Brother Bi…
Brother Bi's brother…
Brother Bi's brother's brother…
"Go to hell!"
Clang!
"Who are you?"
Outside the door that suddenly opened, Thousand-Hand Tsunete clenched his fists with a murderous look. Bi Ge was stunned and shouted in an old man's tone,""Sister Okami, don't misunderstand. I'm Teemo, little Teemo!”
"You said you're little Teemore?" Tsunei's voice was very gentle, like the rain in May or the wind in April.
"Yes, yes, yes." Brother Bi nodded as he bent over. His original cute posture was done by a sword saint. No matter how one looked at it, it looked shameless and cheap.
Okami was overjoyed, and he threw a punch at him.
"Go lie to a ghost!"
Thump!
"Speak! Where did you take my Teemo?"
"I-I'm really Little Teemo!”Brother Bi looked at the wall that had been shattered by Tsunete's punch, and his legs and stomach cramped.
Kacha!
"Help! I'm going to die!"
"Don't run, stop right there."
Bi Ge, who had been punched out of the window by Okami, got up with tears in his eyes and ran. If he didn't run, he would die.
Okami stood at the broken window and looked out. He was so angry that he blew his whistle and started shouting. It wasn't long before a bunch of ninjas came to chase Bi Ge. Those who lacked virtue even let their dogs bite them. Their eyes were green, and they stuck out their red tongues and chased after them.
Old Bi looked back and was scared out of his wits. He ran while putting on his equipment. If there was no free one, he could only use his own: The Tear of the Goddess, which was already full of blue, his favorite little yellow book, and a pair of five-speed shoes. These things were really fast to wear on his feet! The lightning bolt was a joke!
After a few drops, Bi Ge didn't know where he had dropped it. When he suddenly looked up, he had dropped it all the way to the village gate.
Brother Bi stopped in his tracks and thought about it. He couldn't run any further. If he was surrounded, the real money would become fake.
Alright, let's change direction.
No wonder Brother Bi was so smart. He found an alley and went in. He activated Ghost and ran away like the No. 11 bus. He turned around and left the dog behind.
Everyone had caught up.
"He's here!"
"The man with the green light on his head is here!”
"Don't let him escape!"
"Throw the shurikens!"
Swoosh swoosh sw
It was just a coincidence. Just as Bi Ge was about to collapse, a graveyard appeared in front of him with dark tombstones. Brother Bi was smart, he found an empty space and went in. When the ninjas caught up, Bi Ge said a few words and all the ninjas who chased after him were scared away.
Bi Ge said,"You guys are still chasing me? I'm home."”
The above was all blind.
In fact, Bi Ge was caught after saying this. Nowadays, skits really couldn't be trusted.
System, system, you're too much of a scammer.
"Who exactly are you?"
Okami, who was surrounded by the ninjas, stared at Bi Ge with an unfriendly expression. His heart was filled with little Teemo." If you dare not tell the truth, I'll twist your head off."”
"Sister Tsunete, I'm really Little Teemo.”
"With your wretched appearance, how could you be our little Teemo? Interrogation team, bring it back to boil.”
System! System, where the hell are you? If you don't come out, I'm going to die?
I want to change back. I'm not playing anymore!
[System Notification: The official version of the Possession System will allow you to transform three times a month. Each transformation will last for eight hours. You still have 6 hours, 18 minutes and 5 seconds left.]
Obisrazi!
Why don't you go to hell!
I don't want to transform. I want to be little Teemo.
Six hours, a total of six hours. When Bi Ge, who had been stripped into a naked pig captain by the ninjas, returned to his original state with a 'pu' sound under Okami's furious eyes, all the ninjas present were dumbfounded.
"Are you really Little Teemo?"
"I…I'm real."
Old Bi looked at Tsunami with grief and indignation before he fainted.
He deserved it. He deserved it too much.
Seeing Brother Bi's miserable little appearance, Yuan Fei, Sun Slash, and Zi Lai were all happy. The master and disciple duo that lacked virtue, one covered their mouth while the other farted, releasing a stench that filled the entire house. The stench could travel three hundred miles with the wind.
"Zilai Ye, you farted again."
"Teacher, you…"
Tsunete…
"Go to hell, both of you."
Crack!
"Little Teemore, let's go home."
Yunduan is all up to you now. Brothers and sisters, give us some strength. Let's charge forward. Fresh flowers, evaluation tickets, don't hide them anymore. These things will refresh.
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