"Actually, it's a sperm donation!" Chen Meijia explained.
"What is it? Donate your sperm!" Hu Yifei and the others widened their eyes and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao in disbelief. They really didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to drag Zeng Xiaoxian to donate sperm when it came to rent.
"What's wrong with donating? This could be considered self-reliance! Why are you making a fuss?" Zeng Xiaoxian actually let go at this time.
"Pfft! Self-reliance? Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter. How could a man donate his sperm for two dollars? Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't you say you were a celebrity? What do you think will happen if this matter is exposed on Weibo?”Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and could not help but smile coldly.
"What's wrong with being a man? Do you think you women can do such a thing? Post on Weibo? Hmph, I didn't really donate or do any human scientific experiments. If you post on Weibo, I'll sue you for defamation.”Zeng Xiaoxian was really shameless at this time. He didn't even feel embarrassed when he said such words.
"Eh? Teacher Zeng, why didn't you do that human science experiment when you arrived at the hospital? Didn't you say that you don't have the money to pay the rent?" Lu Zhanbo asked curiously.
"Cough, cough, cough. That's what I'm going to say next. As the saying goes, the Spring and Autumn Period of the Lu family said that listening to Lu Ziqiao's story was absolutely wonderful.”Lu Ziqiao coughed dryly and directed all his attention back to himself.
"Ziqiao, you didn't donate it, did you?”Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao strangely.
"Cough cough, pay attention. Today's topic isn't about me. So don't interrupt me. Don't you want to know what happened to Teacher Zeng after he went to the hospital?”Lu Ziqiao blushed slightly, but he coughed dryly to hide his embarrassment and said,
Everyone was more interested in Zeng Xiaoxian's story, or rather, Zeng Xiaoxian's experience should be more interesting.
Seeing that everyone had quieted down, Lu Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction.
"Pa!" He casually picked up the teacup and placed it on the table with a slight force, making a crisp sound.
" Last time, in order to let Teacher Zeng have money to pay the rent, I was so angry that Lu Ziqiao risked his face and brought Teacher Zeng to the hospital to do human science experiments to raise funds for Teacher Zeng..." Lu Ziqiao tried his best to glorify his image, even though it was useless.
"Shhh!" Under Chen Meijia's boos and Hu Yifei's disdainful gazes, it was obvious that Lu Ziqiao's beautification of himself had been seen through.
"Ahem, everything is normal at the hospital. Then, Teacher Zeng and I arrived at the laboratory under the guidance of the nurse!”
"Laboratory?" Hu Yifei was curious and asked again.
"It's the sperm donation room!" Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and continued,"There are a lot of books and videos in the laboratory. With the help of these materials and our own hands, Teacher Zeng and I successfully completed our human science experiment. When the nurse checked the results. The nurse was very satisfied with the results of my experiment. Not only did she accept the results of my experiment, but she also gave me 2,000 yuan as promised. However, when it came to Teacher Zeng, there was a problem.”Lu Ziqiao said happily.
"What is it?" Hu Yifei and the others were shocked. They felt that the main point of the story was about to arrive.
"The nurse took Teacher Zeng's experimental results and sized him up. In the end, her expression changed and she threw Teacher Zeng's experimental results and thousands of descendants into the trash can. Hehe." Lu Ziqiao chuckled.
"What? Why? Does that nurse have a grudge against Zeng Xiaoxian?" Hu Yifei asked the same question.
"No, the nurse said that Teacher Zeng doesn't look good. The nurse said that the reason why this human scientific experiment was carried out was completely for the advancement of mankind, so she wanted to extract the genes of outstanding people. Just like me. As for Teacher Zeng, who was a third-level cripple, the world's number one short-legged and wretched appearance, he had no redeeming qualities at all, so he was directly thrown away.”Lu Ziqiao's lips curled up as he suppressed his laughter and told the whole story.
"Puff!"
"Hahaha!"
"Pfft! The world's most short-legged? Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter."
"Hahaha, that nurse really has good taste.”
"Teacher Zeng, I'm sorry for your loss! Hahaha!"
The group of heartless fellows were all hugging their stomachs as they laughed. They looked like they could not stand up because what Lu Ziqiao said was too funny.
"I knew it would be like this. You, all of you, are not good people, hmph!”Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned red. It was unknown whether he was angry or shy, but he turned around and ran out.
"What are you laughing at?" Guan Gu's Chinese was still not good enough. He did not understand what was going on. Looking at Yang Qi and the others who were so happy, he could not help but scratch his head. However, he also scratched his head and laughed foolishly.
"This is really interesting. This time, I'm going to record this matter properly and post it on Weibo.”The smile on Hu Yifei's face couldn't be stopped. As she spoke, she ran back in a flash. It seemed that she had gone to post on Weibo.
This incident was considered a joke in iPartment. When there was nothing to do, everyone would joke about it. However, Zeng Xiaoxian had always felt ashamed because of this matter. After all, donating sperm might be looked down upon, but if the donation was not successful and the hospital did not want it, then it was not just a matter of contempt. Instead, it would become a mockery.
"Today, Guan Gu joined our big family and became a member of iPartment. I'll treat everyone to a drink at the bar downstairs tonight.!”Yang Qi announced after everyone stopped laughing.
"Sure, it's free. I'll definitely participate!”Lu Ziqiao was the first to respond.
"You only know how to take advantage of others. Hmph, but Guan Gu's miraculous addition still meant that he had to participate.”Chen Meijia first mocked Lu Ziqiao, then smiled and nodded.
"See you tonight then!" Lin Wanyu didn't have any objections.
"Alright, since everyone has agreed, let's meet at the bar tonight!”Yang Qi said.
Yang Qi had always been happy to organize this kind of thing, especially when the capital was not paid for by himself and could be held in his own name.
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