"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong? Like he was constipated? What unhappy things have you encountered? Tell us and let us all be happy!”Yang Qi said with a smile.
"Yang Qi, I realized that you've become bad. You weren't like this in the past. You must have been infected by Hu Yifei. That's why I said, stay away from Hu Yifei, stay away from Hu Yifei!”Zeng Xiaoxian said bitterly. In Zeng Xiaoxian's opinion, Yang Qi was such a good person, but now he had become as vicious as Hu Yifei.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, what nonsense are you talking about?”Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Uh, I, I was joking. I was mainly, mainly very, very angry.”Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and did not dare to provoke her further. He quickly laughed dryly.
"Teacher Zeng, who offended you?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.
"Who else could it be? Of course, it's Judy, my phone scriptwriter.”Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.
"What did she do?" Chen Meijia asked curiously.
"The night before yesterday, I was sleeping very soundly when someone suddenly called me. Guess who?" Zeng Xiaoxian was in high spirits.
"Your phone editor?" Hu Yifei asked casually.
"Of course not. The person who called me was a beautiful writer with the pen name Meteor Bow. She promised to help me write an autobiography. I'm in the radio station, the story of a romantic night.”Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly.
"Really?" Lin Wanyu, Chen Meijia, and Hu Yifei all looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with suspicion. They thought that no one would write an autobiography for Zeng Xiaoxian. Moreover, Zeng Xiaoxian said that he would take the initiative. If Zeng Xiaoxian was thick-skinned enough to take the initiative to look for him, it was still possible.
"Of course it's true. As everyone knows, my program's viewership ratings have been getting better and better recently. Moreover, the advertising company asked me if I was willing to accept the endorsement.”Zeng Xiaoxian became more and more excited as he spoke. This was unprecedented.
"What brand? A watch? Suit? Or a car?" Lin Wanyu was also a little excited.
"No, it's Ye Yexiang!" Zeng Xiaoxian said without blushing.
"Ye Yexiang? What was that? Wenxiang? Blue bottle!" Obviously, no one had ever heard of such a thing.
"It's a sleeping pill." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled.
"Dear viewers, do you want to sleep forever? I suggest you listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's program or take 16 sleeping pills. Who would know who used the sleeping pills?”In an instant, Hu Yifei thought of the lines for Zeng Xiaoxian's advertisement.
"Don't interrupt. I'm discussing my phone editor.”Zeng Xiaoxian was disgusted by Hu Yifei's advertisement.
"That's right. Your telephone editor hasn't appeared yet.”Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said.
"Soon, soon. Then, that beautiful journalist asked me to record my daily programs as a archive. It would be convenient for her to use it as material for her book in the future. Then I told her that there was no need to do this. If the program is done well, the audience will support me. I'm just serving the people. Then, she said," You're too humble." There were so many radio hosts. I'm the most attractive person she's ever seen. So she even asked me to record all the programs. I tried every means to shirk, but in the end, I still obeyed.”As Zeng Xiaoxian said this, his hands kept making all kinds of body language. It was very fun, making his already cheap temperament even more despicable.
"Your phone screenwriter still hasn't appeared?”Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said.
"Continue listening! My phone editor did something that almost made me faint.”Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Hu Yifei and continued.
"Did Judy kill that stupid column writer?”Hu Yifei said excitedly.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei angrily."The story is very complicated. If I were you, I would listen to it before expressing my opinion.”
“OK! I'll shut up, I'll shut up!" Hu Yifei made an OK gesture.
"So I told my phone editor that I would record every episode of the program in the future. "Carve it into a CD, she…" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in satisfaction when Hu Yifei told him to shut up.
"She didn't record it!" Hu Yifei interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian excitedly.
"Hu! One! Fey!" Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and glared at Hu Yifei.
"Okay, I'll continue listening. I won't interrupt, I won't interrupt.”Hu Yifei quickly said.
"She finished recording, and I listened to it afterward. The quality was very good, and the voice was very clear. So I asked her to take the CD and write the date and number on it. However, she actually wrote the words on both sides. What was even more outrageous was that she actually used a ballpoint pen to engrave the words on the CD. My CD was completely destroyed. That's what happened!" Zeng Xiaoxian took out the CD and slammed it on the table. It was obvious that he was furious about the CD.
Yang Qi, Hu Yifei, and the others looked at each other in confusion.
"Don't you think that my assistant is terrible?”Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone's confused expressions and could not help but ask.
"What do you want to say about this whole thing?”Hu Yifei asked.
"My assistant! She wrote the words on the back of the CD.”Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.
"What about the ones before?" Hu Yifei asked.
"The front is the foundation!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.
Everyone was speechless when they heard this. He had talked a lot before, but in the end, he only had one sentence to say. What a load of nonsense.
"Ah! Teacher Yang Qi, I really like you.”
"Teacher Yang Qi, give me an autograph!”
"I love Teacher Yang Qi the most!"
At this time, three girls ran over and came to Yang Qi excitedly. Then, they shouted for Yang Qi to give them autographs.
"Yes, of course!" Yang Qi smiled gently and signed his name for the three of them.
"Thank you, Teacher Yang Qi!" The three girls took the autographs and walked away happily.
"Did you see that? This is a famous host!”Hu Yifei pointed at Yang Qi and said to Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of envy and jealousy. Ever since he started working at the radio station, he had never met a fan who asked for his autograph. One had to know that he had practiced his signature for a long time in order to make his handwriting more beautiful. Only then could he be presentable. Unfortunately, no one had ever asked him for an autograph.
"Hmph, after that beautiful author writes my autobiography, there will definitely be beautiful women who will come to me for an autograph.”Zeng Xiaoxian said with envy.
"Dream on. By the way, Yang Qi, you're also a writer. Do you know about this so-called beautiful woman who wrote the column Meteor Bow?”Hu Yifei asked curiously.
"Meteor Bow! It was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard of it somewhere before.”Yang Qi frowned slightly. He felt that this name was quite familiar.
"Look, look, even Yang Qi knows. This meant that this beautiful female column writer was very famous. Haha, the day when I will be surrounded by beautiful women asking for autographs is just around the corner!”Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
"Oh, right. I remember now. This Meteor Bow was indeed a famous author. It was said that her books were very popular.”Yang Qi remembered who this author was.
"Really?" Hu Yifei and the others were suspicious. It was impossible. If it was a famous author, why would he look for Zeng Xiaoxian?
"See, I knew it, I knew it. I'm going to be a famous host. Do you want me to give you an autograph in advance?”Zeng Xiaoxian said happily.
Hu Yifei and the other two looked at each other. They all felt that Zeng Xiaoxian was really lucky this time.
"This Shooting Star Bow Tie is a very famous fujoshi writer. She is best at writing stories between men and women. She had written quite a few books, including some autobiographies of people who were not very famous. The content was all about men and women. The sales are very good." Yang Qi told him the specific information about the Meteor Bow.
"Puff!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just drunk a glass of wine triumphantly, spat it out when he heard Yang Qi's words.
"Male? Hahahaha, Zeng Xiaoxian, you're really going to be famous this time!”Hu Yifei laughed out loud.
"Congratulations!" Lin Wanyu cupped her fists and thanked Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Teacher Zeng, after your autobiography is written, don't forget to send me a copy.”Chen Meijia also said with a smile.
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded. His autobiography was going to be written as a male. Thinking about the scene of him being raped in his own autobiography, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but shiver.
" Meteor Bow, I don't want you to write me an autobiography anymore…" Zeng Xiaoxian screamed miserably and ran out.
"Hahahahaha!" Yang Qi and the others laughed heartily.
P.S.: The flowers are growing a little slower. It's now 1,000 flowers in two days again. Does this mean that I have to add 6,000 words every day?
" Also, why is it increasing so slowly? I remember the editor saying that a successful book with 30,000 words can have 500 V's. I'm already at 100,000 words, but I'm only at 300.。。
As a last resort, he also asked for a collection.。。
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