That night, Liu Ban didn't switch his consciousness back from Master Ban's body until five or six o'clock in the morning. He saw the border of the Fire Country from afar and shook off the pursuit of the Mist Ninja.
"Go to Kinoha Ninja Village and look for Yile Ramen Restaurant. There will be someone there to help you.”Liu Ban controlled Lord Ban to say this to Zhao Meiming. He couldn't help but feel sleepy and fell asleep.
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The next morning…
"Ah ~~~~!" An ear-piercing scream echoed throughout the room. Liu Ban opened his eyes in a daze. When he heard the direction of the scream, he immediately shivered. Wasn't that Sister Changpu's room? Did something happen to Sister Chang Pu?
Liu Ban, who was shocked, ignored his drowsiness. He quickly pulled up his pants and ran to Chang Pu's room. As for Yi Le's father, he was probably kneading dough in the shop. There were only Liu Ban and Chang Pu at home now!
"Bang!" Liu Ban kicked open Chang Pu's door and shouted without even looking,""What's wrong? What happened?"
After shouting, Liu Ban was in the mood to look around the room. He didn't know what was going on without looking. He felt his nose heat up. He wiped his nose and his hands were covered in blood.
" Pfff!" Liu Ban immediately vomited blood. He patiently explained to the pure Chang Pu sister that after a girl grew up, she would bleed for a few days every month. This was common knowledge, so it didn't matter.
"Then do you know how to flow?" Chang Pu asked in confusion.
“....”
There was a strange silence.
"Do you know how to flow too?" Chang Pu asked seriously.
"Of course! I'll learn it when I grow up, but what I shed is not blood, but descendants and inheritance!”Liu Ban said righteously.
"Descendants and inheritance? What is that?" Chang Pu asked doubtfully.
"Ahem, this is a profound philosophical physiological problem. It's too profound. You won't understand.”Liu Ban blushed and said awkwardly.
"Tsk, only you know!" Chang Pu said unhappily. Liu Ban chuckled and quickly left.
Liu Ban closed Chang Pu's door and let out a deep breath. He didn't expect that his brother would be a physiological teacher for girls! These things should have been taught to her by her mother.
Speaking of which, his mother in this life seemed to have passed away not long after giving birth to him. It was only natural that no one had given Chang Pu an initial education. In addition, Chang Pu had been working in a ramen shop since he was sensible. He rarely came into contact with the outside world and did not go to school. This led to Chang Pu's lack of knowledge and caused today's big mistake.
"This story tells us to study hard and improve every day!”Liu Ban cheered himself up and splashed cold water on his face to dispel his sleepiness. He stuffed a piece of bread into his mouth and went straight to school.
Before he even entered the school, he was blocked by Iruka.
"Classmate, does your head still hurt today?”Iruka smiled.
"Thank you for your concern, teacher. It doesn't hurt anymore.”Liu Ban looked touched.
"Hehe, what about your father? I remember asking you to invite him over yesterday.”Iruka cursed at the little fox in his heart, but on the surface, he still looked like a harmless teacher.
"I'm sorry, Teacher. Although I've already tried to persuade him sincerely, Dad said that he's too busy and doesn't have time. If there's anything he wants to say, I can pass it on to him.”Liu Ban looked very serious.
"No, no, no. It's better for me to talk to him face to face about this kind of thing. When I have time, I'll just go to your house to visit.”Erika refused to budge.
"How can I trouble Teacher Iruka? I'll pass the message on your behalf." Liu Ban hurriedly refused.
"No, no, no. This is the only way to show my sincerity, right? Classmate." Iruka was still smiling. Liu Ban immediately knew that Iruka wouldn't let him go. He forced a smile on his twisted face and bit his lips,""F * ck!"
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