"Welcome to the broadcast of 'The Sea' sponsored by Feilu Chinese Network. I'm the host, Qi Hai. Thank you, thank you everyone!”
At the recording studio, Qi Hai put on a pair of big sunglasses and started recording again with a very ordinary opening. It was not that Qi Hai did not know of other methods, but any method would not satisfy the sponsors. Only a serious introduction would satisfy the sponsors. Mentioning it at other times would be a matter of other times.
Therefore, Qi Hai's opening was very satisfactory. Looking at Qi Hai's opening, Yang Xi and Yifei sat together and gently applauded. Yang Xi appreciated Yifei very much, and Yifei also admired Yang Xi, a career woman. As a result, the two people became best friends as soon as they met.
Ge Bin, who was on the other side of the stage, did not feel good. Ge Bin originally wanted Qi Hai to suffer from the bad ratings because of the scolding online, but he did not expect this scolding to help Qi Hai. This made Ge Bin very unhappy. What was even more unhappy was that Ge Bin actually had to pay the price of the Internet Water Army at the original price.
Ge Bin was unhappy, so he naturally wanted to make things difficult for Qi Hai. As for how to make things difficult for Qi Hai, Ge Bin had not thought of it yet, but he was definitely going to fight Qi Hai to the death.
At this moment, Qi Hai pointed at the sunglasses on his face and said," Everyone might be wondering why I'm wearing sunglasses today! This isn't because I think I've succeeded and want to act like a big shot.”Qi Hai took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of big panda eyes. Qi Hai had asked the makeup artist to accentuate the black circles under Yifei's eyes.
Qi Hai's face was filled with a happy smile as he said,"I want to point at these dark circles and tell everyone that I, Qi Hai, am in love!"”
"Eh ~~~"
When the audience below the stage saw the dark circles under his eyes, they first burst into laughter. Then, when they heard Qi Hai's words, they booed.
Qi Hai didn't mind and continued,"I didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly either." I was about to go back to the hotel after recording the show, but I saw a girl on the way. This girl's name is Shuang. As for her surname, I won't say it. She's protecting her family!”
The audience gave him face and burst into laughter. Whose partner was cool! Yang Xi also smiled and applauded. Yifei's face was a bit bad, but thinking that this was a recording program, Yifei endured it.
Qi Hai suddenly looked embarrassed and said in a pretentious manner," I knew the girl's name and which apartment she was renting, but I didn't know the exact floor and room she was on, so I decided to look for a needle in a haystack!”
Qi Hai's expression changed. He raised his head in enjoyment and shouted," I came to a cool neighborhood and shouted downstairs,'Cool! Awesome! It feels so good!"
When the audience saw Qi Hai's ridiculous expression, they laughed and applauded again. He was showing off his superiority in intelligence.
Yifei couldn't help but laugh. Yifei thought that Qi Hai and Zeng Xiaoxian were equally matched in terms of being cheap.
Qi Hai stopped shouting and said with some grievance," I didn't expect that before Shuang came out, the rest of the people pushed open the windows and looked at me!”After a pause, Qi Hai continued after the audience had digested the information." I never expected that I would still find my love. After paying the price of becoming a national treasure, I moved into a suite that was rented by Shuang!”
"I really didn't expect that there would be such an interesting person in this suite! That was my other roommate, a radio host, Xiao Xian. Yesterday, Xiao Xian told me about one of his audiences. He didn't give a solution at that time, so I'll give a solution here!”
Qi Hai paused for a moment, then looked at the camera and said," Xiao Xian said that his listener ate sesame cakes and beer, ate wontons and mothballs, swatted flies on nails, went to Green Pine Temple to burn incense, and his phone fell into the merit box.”
The audience was shocked when he explained the situation. Was there really such a scammer? Qi Hai took a deep breath and said,"At that time, Xiao Xian didn't give a solution. I'll give you a solution here, and that is to ask this friend to buy lottery tickets." However, you don't have to buy it yourself. You have to let your friend choose two numbers. You choose one, and then let your friend buy the other! This will do!"
After saying all this, Qi Hai paused for a moment and was about to get to the main topic." The warm-up just now has ended. I would like to solemnly apologize to everyone in the entertainment industry. Because other than Bald Mo, a few other directors and actors had entered the prison family in the past two days!”
At this point, Qi Hai waved his hand fiercely and said,"I can only say that the country's method of vigorously purifying the entertainment industry is correct!"”
Then, Qi Hai said with a strange expression,"To be honest, I really didn't expect that nowadays, life depends on one's face to an unreasonable extent!" When Bald Mo went in, everyone unanimously condemned him. As for Taiwan's Ke Zhenxi, he went in, but the internet was filled with forgivable voices.”
Qi Hai paused for a moment, and his voice was a little angry. He then continued," What's more, there was actually a group of people who said,'Even if you take drugs, I still like you.' I want to take drugs and go in to accompany you!”
After sorting out his emotions, Qi Hai looked at the camera and said angrily," To such a person, I just want to say, go in! This was because such people were scum in society. Did they not know what was going on with the Opium War? Do they have to bring shame to China?”
"Good! Well said!" The audience below the stage applauded vigorously. Actually, the matter was very simple. Those who blindly chased after stars were really those children who did not know anything. As long as they entered society and knew the cruelty of society, they would not be so brainless.
Qi Hai took a deep breath and controlled his emotions. He said helplessly," When I was overseas, I had a foreigner friend who told me that he used to admire the women of Greater China because in his eyes, the women of Greater China were all intellectual, dignified, and capable.
But he quickly dismissed this idea. I asked why! He told me that the Chinese girls who went abroad to study nowadays had no self-respect and were too casual. They weren't sexually open-minded, but rather, they were fearless. They weren't fearless, but they didn't care about face.”
Qi Hai saw that the audience below was also a little dissatisfied. In line with the principle of stopping while they were ahead, Qi Hai concluded," I think there are two main reasons why foreigners have this idea. One is that there are only two types of people going abroad nowadays, elites and scumbags. The second is that elites have their own time abroad every day. Those foreigners who don't belong to that circle can't be contacted. They can only come into contact with scumbags. It was a pity that the impression of the people was in the hands of this group of foreigners who had come into contact with scum.”
At the end of his speech, Qi Hai said solemnly," I hope that everyone should have their own thoughts. After all, our Greater China has a history of 5,000 years and is the only ancient country that has not experienced any historical gaps. Could it be that five thousand years of cultural accumulation could not compare to the impact of a few years of foreign culture?”
With Qi Haili's praise for Greater China, the recording ended. Ge Bin was very happy. Hehe, you're a host of a variety show, yet you're sucking up to the country so much, and you still want to be liked by the people? Who didn't know that the common people now believed that anyone who supported the country was wrong? Hehe, Qi Hai, are you still not going to die this time?
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