If I can get the old principal to hand over the kasaya obediently and exchange it for points, it will be great.
Xie Yunfei thought to himself as he heard Wukong shout,""Bald monk, there seems to be a monastery over there.”
I want you to remind me. Xie Yunfei said,""Wukong! These days, we've been living in the open and there's no place to shelter us from the wind and rain. I took a look at the monastery and I'm afraid that this trip will be extremely dangerous for us.”
When Wukong heard this, he immediately opened his Fiery Golden Eyes and glanced around the monastery. He said disapprovingly,"Bald monk, there's no demonic qi in the monastery, so how can there be any danger? Besides, if anyone dares to have any ideas about you, I, Old Sun, will smash him with a stick.”
Xie Yunfei was so touched that tears flowed down his face. It was not in vain that I doted on you every night. However, Xie Yunfei had other thoughts and deliberately said,"The danger is no longer in the demonic aura, but in the human heart. Do you understand?”
Wukong shook his head and said,"Bald donkey, I want to see people's hearts. I usually cut open their stomachs to see through them."”
Xie Yunfei slapped his own forehead. It was really painful to communicate with such a violent man. He turned around and said to Ao Yu,""Xiao Yu! During this period of time, you have composed thirty-five Tang poems and sang them in my ears every day. I wonder if you have any insights from what I said just now?”
Ao Yu raised his head and smiled shyly." Missing my father, I like to eat hearts and livers the most. If you give me the hearts and livers of the monks in the monastery, I will definitely like them very much."”
"Two Qinshou." Xie Yunfei really wanted to curse. Communicating with these two people was like playing the lute to a cow. Do the two of you understand what I mean by the human heart?
Xie Yunfei pretended to be a charlatan and pulled Wukong along, saying,""Just now, I did a divination with my fingers. There's an old monk in the monastery who's more than 200 years old and has hundreds of kasayas hidden. This old monk's life is about to end, so it's really a waste to have so many kasayas in his hands. Such a treasure should belong to me.”
When he said "should belong to me", Xie Yunfei's expression was extremely calm, as if he had stolen someone else's things. He even shouted, I've left my things with you for a long time. It's time to return them to me.
"Bald monk, when did you start doing fortune-telling?" Wukong asked with a frown. Just because you said there were old monks in the temple, there were old monks? He even said that there were hundreds of kasayas? You make it sound like it's true. You don't have my sharp eyes.”
Seeing that Sun Wukong didn't believe him, Xie Yunfei thought to himself, If you believe me, then there's nothing to play with. Xie Yunfei turned around and said to Ao Yu,""Xiao Yu! What do you think?"
" Missing my father," Ao Yu said unhappily." I'm thinking about a novel. Can you not disturb me?"”
Damn it…Xie Yunfei wanted to slap her to the wall so badly that she couldn't even get it off.
Is this my mount? What a f * cking weirdo! A living monster!
The loli girl lived in her own fantasy world every day. This was completely unreasonable.
It was clearly meant to be a mount, but why did it feel like he was raising a princess?
Xie Yunfei muttered for a while and deliberately teased her,"Kongkong! Why don't we make a bet?"
"Bet on what?" Wukong asked curiously, but he did not notice the silver light flashing in his master's eyes. It was as terrifying as it could be.
"It's like this. We'll go to the monastery later. If the monastery has a few hundred kasayas, we'll consider it your loss.”Xie Yunfei pretended to ponder and said.
"Alright!" Wu Kong nodded without thinking, which caught Xie Yunfei off guard. He said," I suggest you consider it."”
"Bald monk," Wu Kong waved his hand and said,"I have fiery eyes. Even my eyes can't see the kasaya, let alone you."”
Xie Yunfei couldn't bear to see Wukong lose too badly, so he said,""You really have to think about it."
"Consider being a piece of clay. I, Old Sun, will definitely win. If I win, you have to tell me a story for three days and three nights.”Wukong said excitedly, his eyes unable to hide his greed. This child was really pitiful. Just telling a story made her crave so much.
"No problem. Since you're so confident, I have no choice.”Xie Yunfei patted his chest and added," What if you lose?”
"What do you want to do?" Sun Wukong rolled his eyes. The poor monkey didn't even know that his master had tricked him.
Xie Yunfei let out a strange laugh and whispered into Sun Wukong's ear,""Kongkong! You've been sleeping with Master for the past few nights. If Master wins, you can sleep next to Master."
" That works too…" Wukong's eyes widened as he looked at Xie Yunfei in shock.
"If you don't dare to bet, then forget it.”Xie Yunfei glanced at Sun Wukong with contempt. He put his hands behind his back and swaggered forward.
He was despised by the bald monk! Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore. He immediately rushed to Xie Yunfei and said sternly,""Who doesn't dare to bet? If he didn't dare, he would be a grandson. If I lose, I'll do as you say, but only for a day. I still prefer to use my hands.”
"Your surname is Sun," Xie Yunfei muttered. When he heard Wukong's expression, he pretended to be magnanimous and said,"Alright then. Who asked me to be your master? If you suffer a little loss, consider it as loving you.”
Although Xie Yunfei said that it was shabby, he was overjoyed in his heart.
Wow, this divine monk's blessing is here. Before meeting other female demons, Xie Yunfei could be said to have focused all his energy on Wukong.
However, Xie Yunfei always felt that it was too ugly to eat the grass near his nest. However, the most important thing was that Xie Yunfei was afraid that he would be killed by Sun Wukong if he used too much force.
But now, it's completely different. It's just a bet, and I can actually play games with Wukong.
One had to know that Wukong was still used to the domineering and mighty title of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. This was still a female demon emperor. Double Invincible.
Young men, think about it. I can hold the Demon Empress in my arms every night, especially when my strength is inferior to this Demon Empress. However, I can hold her in my arms and let her do whatever I want.
Hahahaha, Xie Yunfei laughed wildly towards the sky. Just thinking about it was a different kind of happiness!
The unprecedented sense of accomplishment made Xie Yunfei's mood quickly climb to the extreme.
After Xie Yunfei and Wukong reached an agreement, the three of them walked to the gate of the monastery.
On the front door of the monastery was written the words " Guanyin Zen Temple." He thought that Sister Bodhisattva was a chatterbox and was so scary.
The Guanyin Temple in front of him was truly magnificent. Looking up from the mountain gate, it was layered and extended upwards, as if it was from the foot of the mountain to the peak. There was a paved road in the middle of the temple, and there were pine and cypress trees on both sides of the road.
Even outside the monastery, one could hear the chirping of birds. Even a rotten person like Xie Yunfei was attracted by the quiet and elegant Guanyin Zen Temple.
Such beautiful scenery immediately reminded Xie Yunfei of a saying," Indeed, there are few people in the pure land, but there are many monks in the famous mountains." It was probably because of this that the Western Buddha also found a spiritual mountain to live in.
However, I am puzzled. Why do monks like to stay on the mountain?
Could it be that he wanted to look down on the world or command the heroes?
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