Gao Taigong pointed at a pile of grains and spoke in a manner that deserved a beating.
It was as if he was teasing Xie Yun Fei, F * ck you, carry me away if you have the guts! Let's see how you carry so much rice.
Xie Yunfei's mouth twitched.
Are you gloating over my misfortune? You're sincere, aren't you? Do you want to see me make a fool of myself?
Watch as I teach you how to be a human in minutes! "Thank you for your concern, Almsgiver Gao." Xie Yunfei immediately said,"Since This Penniless Monk said that he needed the ten thousand catties of rice, he naturally has a way to take it away."”
"Oh?" Great Grandfather Gao obviously didn't believe it. Although he had seen Sun Wukong's ability, he didn't think that the monks of the Tang Dynasty could do anything about the matter of ten thousand catties of money and grain. Unless that Good-for-Nothing Pig Mengmeng ate all the grains in one go, it would be a good way to take them away.
Although you are an eminent monk, you are also a mortal. Thinking of this, the idea of recruiting a live-in son-in-law suddenly popped up in Great Grandfather Gao's mind. How should he say it?
Xie Yunfei was not in a hurry. He slowly took out the purple gold alms bowl from his bosom and walked to the middle of the courtyard. Seeing the piles of rice, Xie Yunfei chuckled, raised the purple gold alms bowl and shouted,"Retract!"
Then, the five thousand kilograms of rice flew into the purple gold alms bowl without any wind.
In just a moment, the ten thousand jin of rice had all been poured into the purple gold alms bowl. Not far away, Great Grandfather Gao blinked his eyes in disbelief.
He rubbed his eyes with his hands and realized that the 10,000 catties of rice had really disappeared.
Gao Taigong exclaimed and sat on the ground in surprise. He pointed at Xie Yunfei and said,""Holy Monk, you're very capable! This old man is convinced."
"Almsgiver Gao, you're being unkind again. This won't do. Could it be that Almsgiver Gao can't bear to part with this demon and doesn't want This Penniless Monk to take her away?”Xie Yunfei walked up to Great Grandfather Gao with the money bowl and said in an unfriendly tone.
It's not good to be greedy, especially in front of me.
Great Grandfather Gao didn't expect the Tang Dynasty monk to see through his little trick. He blushed and said,""Holy Monk, please don't blame me. I'm willing to make up for the difference."
As Grand Duke Gao spoke, he ordered the servants to carry over a thousand catties of rice and said to Xie Yunfei,""Holy Monk, I shouldn't have played these little tricks, but I had a bad habit of doing business when I was young. I like to deduct the weight of the goods, and I didn't want to be punished again and again today. It can be considered fate."
"Alright, I won't hold this matter against you. Treat your daughter well. You'll be blessed in the future.”Xie Yunfei said deliberately. If it wasn't for Gao Yuanyuan, er, Gao Fangfang, who was kind and treated Zhu Mengmeng well, Xie Yunfei wouldn't have let Gao Taigong off so easily. Was it so easy to earn from Xie Yunfei?
As for the saying that monks should be merciful and do good deeds, haha, I'm sorry, but this is not within the scope of my profession.
Hearing Xie Yunfei's lecture, Great Grandfather Gao didn't dare to refute and repeatedly agreed.
Xie Yunfei didn't stand on ceremony. He directly swept up the remaining grain and swaggered out of Gao Jia Village.
The good-for-nothing of the Gao Village was taken away, and the people immediately rushed to report it. Therefore, at the village entrance, Xie Yunfei and his group were once again surrounded by enthusiastic villagers.
"Holy monk, please eat some peaches…"
"Elder, please enlighten my underwear! Let me be a man who can do it seven times in one night, alright?”
"Divine monk, can you lend me your seed? I will definitely raise him into a man.”
"Divine monk, do you think the feng shui of my house is good?”
"Holy Monk…"
Is this f * cking over? Xie Yunfei was almost going crazy. This divine monk was only killing demons. Why did all this bullshit about the kitchen fall onto his head?
Xie Yunfei cursed in his heart, but he couldn't lose his temper. It was still the best solution. He honked his car horn. After three honks, the villagers who were originally surrounding Xie Yunfei were scared like rabbits and ran away without a trace.
Xie Yunfei looked at them as they left. He spat and scolded," How dare you borrow my seed and lend me your face? You're so ugly." And who was that, a pair of bare underwear? Why don't you let me bless your wife? I guarantee that you'll be able to hug a big fat boy!"
Xie Yunfei cursed as he got into the car, only to see Ao Yu sleeping soundly in the backseat.
"The loud horn just now didn't wake you up. Did you steal a chicken last night?”Xie Yunfei was already in a bad mood. Seeing Ao Yu, this troublesome mount, he was even more upset.
Zhu Mengmeng sat in the back row. Seeing Ao Yu, her eyes lit up and she said,""What a beautiful dragon lady. Hehehe, I heard that dragon meat is very delicious…”
"Prime, where did this child go last night?”Xie Yunfei couldn't help but ask.
Prime was stunned for a moment before saying,""Last night, I told her a story until three o'clock in the evening. Then, she said that she was hungry, so she went to the farmhouse to steal someone else's chicken.”
F * ck! Did you really f * cking go to steal a chicken? I really have to hand it to you!
Xie Yunfei turned around and saw Zhu Mengmeng staring at Ao Yu. He immediately reminded her,""Mengmeng, don't come into contact with her in the future. Otherwise, you'll be infected with a disease called idiocy, understand?”
Zhu Mengmeng did not understand what was going on. Then, as if she suddenly realized something, she shouted,"Wow! Master, what is this? Why did he have to stay in the metal lump? It seemed like he could still talk. It was so annoying!”
Peat, is your nerve transmission from Earth to Mars? Or is your reaction a century slower than others?
"Shut up and eat your compressed biscuits!”Xie Yunfei scolded him angrily," Take a good ride. Don't say what you shouldn't say. It's useless for you to ask what you shouldn't ask."”
"Then can I still talk?" Zhu Mengmeng said as she chewed on her Snickers.
Xie Yunfei nodded,"Of course, but don't talk nonsense."”
Zhu Mengmeng nodded and then focused on the pillar. Xie Yunfei finally had a moment of silence.
He had finally left Gao Lao Village and collected Zhu Mengmeng without much trouble. However, the situation was far from what he had expected.
"Sha Wujing, you're also a psychopath! I won't play with you even if you beat me to death." Xie Yunfei sat in the driver's seat and said to himself.
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