I sat in front of a master and stared intently at him pretending to be blind as he rolled his eyes. He didn't seem to be very comfortable because he was very tired. I understood that it was not easy for him to earn my ten yuan. He was so tired that tears came out. I think he would be full of eye drops tonight.
I rubbed my hands together." This, Master, you said that I was destined to be in love, but my life was full of disasters. Aren't these two things contradictory?”He closed his eyes and took the opportunity to move his eyeballs. He opened them again and rolled his eyes at me." This is the so-called love calamity.
However, your fortune isn't very good.”After saying that, he reached into his pocket to take out something, but he could not find it. He clicked his tongue and took out his hand to rummage through his other pockets. He even took out his hat to take a look, but there was nothing…
I watched from the side and kindly reminded him," Master, your eyes have recovered…" He was looking for something. When I said this, he was stunned for a moment." Ah, ah…ah!？My eyes, my eyes, oh right, there's sand in them…"
After saying that, he even began to rub his eyes. Perhaps his hands were not clean, or perhaps he did not notice that he used too much force when he rolled his eyes. When he rolled his eyes again, his eyes were bleeding…I felt uncomfortable looking at him, so I left this place of trouble in big strides, leaving behind Master's miserable cries that echoed for a long time. I turned around and shouted at Master,
"Master, you didn't zip up properly." Waving his hand, he walked towards the horizon…
. reincarnation
"My name is Lin Wang Cai. I'm an abnormal person who has a normal life. It can also be said that I'm not a person. Not only am I full of fun, but I'm also shocking..."
"I have a life force even stronger than a cockroach. The poison of a five-step snake is an appetizer, and I've pierced my heart. I've only slept for a short period of time, but I've been riddled with wounds, and there aren't any scars left on me. The reason is that I'm a spirit plant, a medicinal plant in the Seamless Domain that has been growing for hundreds of thousands of years called the Glowing Grass.
Its special effects can not only cure leukemia and wake up vegetative people, but it also has the magical effect of making you younger by more than ten years. If you don't believe me, come and take a look.
In a hospital delivery room, there was a group of people. The leader was looking at all kinds of equipment. " Not bad. What a healthy kid." The doctor grabbed one of my feet and patted my butt.
The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was this strange world. He didn't think about anything else. He raised his head and spat at the doctor's face…
. His hand slipped, and the first thing I saw in this world was a floor tile. Then, my face landed on the ground…Outside the courtyard, dark clouds covered the sky, and muffled thunder rolled. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the sky. A beggar muttered," A bolt of lightning has descended from the sky. There must be an extraordinary person who has descended into the world."
Hmm, a strange auspicious cloud in the sky. This person must be the overlord of the world.”A bright light flashed across the old beggar's sunglasses. This light was very familiar. It was the old pervert who specialized in eyeing women's thighs and breasts in major shopping malls.
However, he would be beaten up. "Hey, old fart, return the money to me. If your fortune-telling isn't accurate, you're still talking nonsense to me. What the f * ck?"
Under the illumination of the lightning, a burly young man kicked over the beggar…no, the master's stall. He raised his fist and grabbed the master's collar that had not been washed for many years. It was as hard as iron. It was oily. However, the burly man was angry and ignored the master. He punched over. Yes, it was fierce and powerful.
However, the master was still a master. He smiled slightly, and another light flashed on his sunglasses. " Youngster, you expect me to be old. This is the cause and effect…" Dong, a punch KO landed on the ground. Sigh, Master is also an ordinary person. It hurts to be beaten up.
" Little bastard, how dare you hit your grandpa." Peng Peng, another two punches. Saliva filled the air, and the fist shadows were dazzling.
"Aiyo, don't hit my face. I rely on my face to make a living. Aiyo, don't. I still have to live. Ah, my leopard-dragon glasses were imported from America. Aiya, help, hit someone, ah!!!!!!!”
The burly man was young and strong after all. He only stopped when he was tired of fighting. However, he still stepped on the leopard-dragon glasses that the master had bought from the United States for ten yuan.
Then, he used his legs to push her back, stabilized his horse stance, and adjusted his breathing. "Old…old…old fart, you lied…you…really forbid beating. I…have beaten people all these years…you…you are the only one who didn't relent even after scolding.…
Give me another ten yuan." The burly man took out ten yuan and threw it at the master on the ground, whose face was swollen and had only one lens left.
。Grandmaster was originally unconscious, but when he saw the money, he immediately sat up and put it in his pocket. The main reason why he was so stubborn at such an old age was because of his clothes.
The clothes were indeed treasures. They did not even change after such a long time. However, the big man's crocodile leather shoes had already been torn…The big man turned around and limped away. When he walked into the depths of the alley, a deep voice sounded.
"In the future, be more careful when you lie to people. I'm just 23 and I'm still 40. I'll learn some basic skills to distinguish age first.”
Grandmaster waited for the brawny man to walk far away and spat. A carp…a sow flipped over and slowly climbed up from the ground, sitting on the ground, gasping for breath,
"Little bastard, this old man's clothes have accumulated dust and oil stains for decades, and are indestructible. It's to prevent being beaten. Not to mention your small fist, I'm afraid it can even withstand bullets! Tsk, pui."
Grandmaster took a sip, and a tooth spat out along with the blood…Grandmaster's expression tightened, and he thought to himself, Laozi only has three front teeth left,"F * ck my mother."”
The scene changed and I arrived at the hospital. Many doctors examined me but still confirmed that I was normal. However, no matter what they did, I couldn't cry or smile. I didn't even know how to drink milk.
This is the first thing a child does when he needs to breathe. Because the doctor threw me to the ground, he thought that I was stupid from the fall and didn't dare to let anyone accept his job.
In order to make me cry, he used up all the chili water and onions, but I still couldn't cry. Instead, he rubbed his glasses in frustration. Not only did he wail for half an hour after drinking chili water, but he also swelled up into a ball…
It was fine if I didn't like to smile, but I was conflicted if I couldn't eat. However, what was strange was that after three to four days, I was alive and well. I didn't have an IV drip or anything. I was just alive and well. Every day, I would open my eyes and look at the ceiling with all kinds of people. In an instant, word spread. I was instantly on fire.
All the major news, television stations, and newspapers reported about me. There was an endless stream of people coming to see me every day. My parents seemed to be used to it as well. They smiled and accepted gifts for interviews. My mother even accepted radio calls during her confinement period. The benefits should be quite a lot.
As for me, she completely ignored me, as if I was just buying something for free. At this moment, a master squatting in a public toilet revealed a bright smile. However, his teeth were missing, and there was still a piece of his glasses left. He looked very wretched and deserved a beating…
He stood up, pulled up his pants, and walked away. He didn't care about the looks of others at all. He looked like he had been raised by an expert. After he walked away, the people beside him said," Hey, that old man left without wiping his ass."”"I think there's an 80% chance that he's sick. Look at that smile just now, he's really sick.”" I think so too…"
The master walked step by step to the hospital. Wherever he passed, ordinary people would retreat three meters away. There was no other way. The smell was too strong. Think about it, his clothes are bulletproof. After wandering around the hospital for a long time and chatting with the morgue man for a while, he felt cold and left. He climbed the stairs to the top floor and realized that he had gone to the wrong floor…
A full 40 floors, it wasn't easy for him to go back and forth…Half an hour later, he came to my room, completely ignoring the strange gazes of the others. Of course, he couldn't see clearly either. One of the lenses had an ancient ice crack, and the other was swollen.
He walked towards the crib and stretched out his white hand (he rubbed against the wall when climbing the stairs) to grab the baby. Unexpectedly, a vigorous figure carried the child and retreated to the wall. He stared at the master in horror and was very defensive. It was just that he was not careful and vomited all over the baby's face. There was no other way. It was too smelly.
"However, that child is not me. Everyone is already staring at him like a tiger eyeing its prey. It seems that if we are not careful, he will fall to the ground. Moreover, due to the smell and the cleanliness of his clothes, it is obvious that he will need to use a weapon. One of them has already removed the heater and is waiting for the order."
However, due to the evil aura on his body, no one approached him. They only covered their mouths and noses, and some even choked on their tears. Only the reporters were calmly recording, but the tears flowing down their faces showed that he was not feeling well either. The female reporter beside him directly vomited. It seemed that she was also a few months pregnant…
My reaction was also extremely great. I changed my dazed expression and waved my hands baring my fangs and brandishing my claws. I scratched and kicked randomly. My expression was very ferocious, but from afar, it looked like I was smiling and asking for a hug. Everyone was stunned. They had all kinds of strange versions of me, such as reincarnation. It seemed that this old man was not an ordinary person. Could it be that Ji Gong had appeared?
Under everyone's surprised gazes, I understood the feeling of suffering for the first time. It was too smelly. My heart was trembling and my tears were flowing, but I could not stop this sinful hand.
He wiped the white plaster powder on my face and left with a smile. That turn, that temperament, was completely recorded. Then, I cried loudly. My voice was loud and clear. The child who hadn't cried for two weeks had an expression for the first time.
Everyone was stunned and shouted! " F * ck, Ji Gong, he's Ji Gong." Everyone chased after him, leaving me crying.
Because, my parents were there too…I think I might really have paid for the phone bill or given it away…Everyone chased after the master and he had already disappeared without a trace. One of them was still surprised. It was the one who had removed the heating pipe just now." I told you he wasn't an ordinary person. Look at his clothes and temperament."”
It was the female reporter who said this. However, she was still vomiting, making her words seem unreliable. Actually, the master did not disappear. He had just accidentally stepped on air and rolled down the stairs. The hospital, the kind of spiral stairs, the kind that curved, so…
However, he was not an ordinary person. He rolled from the 22nd floor to the first floor and was completely fine.
It seemed that his monk robe was a treasure, the armor of gold silkworms. He had said it himself, but his head was not protected, so it had been damaged a lot. Blood was gushing out, and one of his remaining teeth had fallen out. The remaining one was broken in half…
The reporters chased after him for a long time but could not find him. Some sharp-eyed ones saw him begging, but his smile was very wretched because he had been staring at the woman's thigh. There was a trace of sparkling saliva hanging from his remaining teeth.
Then, Master became famous overnight. He attended all the major places, but every time, they would give him a table…because he did not change his Golden Silkworm Treasure Robe. He said that this was a Buddhist treasure that could not be compared to money, and he would not sell it no matter how much money he had.
Although someone else bought it for 100,000 yuan the next day, he said that the clothes could be bought again in a few years. The boss who bought the clothes vomited blood and was hospitalized. He really didn't know if it was because of anger or because of the smoke.
He didn't say a word when fortune-telling because he was afraid that if he said the wrong thing, others would knock out his remaining half of his teeth…mainly because he didn't have his precious clothes now, so he couldn't take a beating. Also, his income was very considerable. He could get 200 yuan for every TV appearance. He asked for it himself.
Others praised him for his noble character and integrity, saying that money was like dirt. In fact, he would need to spend 200 yuan for a month to read fortunes, and he would also need to spend 250 yuan on medical expenses…However, he was so poor that he did not wag his tail and beg for mercy. It seemed that he was a noble talent with integrity. If he did not smile, he would be cleaner.
If he didn't grab the host's hand and touch it randomly, asking her how old she was and whether she was married, perhaps people would believe him more.
However, as the tide rose, he also specialized in giving birth to boys and girls. According to the joke on the Internet, he would give a safety talisman to a person. If he gave birth to a boy, he would give 200 yuan. If he gave birth to a girl, he would not need to pay. According to the probability, he could earn a lot of money.
In short, because of me, you can be considered to have raised a person, a shameless master with integrity.
"As for me, after the incident at the Living Buddha Sect that day, I'm considered normal. I can cry, eat, and not laugh. I'm considered a human. However, I'm not an ordinary civilian after all. My teeth have all grown out in half a month…
The hospital was surprised again. My mother, on the other hand, was very open-minded. She carried me around for a walk as soon as she was done with her confinement period. She went around showing off how amazing and special her son was. These few days, she went up and down the building. A seriously ill old man took a look at me and his soul died…
"But there are so many things in the hospital that I can't use up. My father originally wanted to use them to open a supermarket, but Mom, how can you not get fat after eating so much? Look at your fat. For the first time, I have thoughts and learned to despise this thing."
It's just that when Mom hugged me, I wouldn't look at her. I would close my eyes when I looked at her. She was also very thick-skinned and completely ignored me. Therefore, he struggled to leave her every time. However, the difference in strength was too great, and she had eaten so many supplements.
I'm considered tenacious for not strangling me. I don't know why she's my mother and not my father. It really worries me. I raised my hand helplessly and slapped my forehead. I accidentally poked her eyes. I covered my eyes with both hands and let go.
Just like that, she let go…Damn, she really let go. I was still a baby, and she really let go. I watched the ground slowly enlarge…the second time, I kissed the ground.
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