He turned around and ran! He was still immersed in the memories of my two slaps and did not dare to come out. When he came back to his senses, I was already 200 meters away…Looking up at the blue sky, a few sparrows were squatting on the wires. I suddenly thought of such a scene…
The peerless expert had transmigrated to the modern world. His white clothes were as white as snow, and his long hair fluttered in the wind. He came and went as he pleased. Like a dragonfly skimming the surface of the water, he flew across the lake and landed on a branch. He gently bent the branch and jumped further away.
Then, after a few twists and turns, he saw a huge high-voltage power line tower. Looking at such a tall and handsome thing, his heart became heavier and heavier when he wanted to go up to the next level. He felt the wind under his feet, and his footsteps were light. He jumped high and landed gently on the power line. In order to appear elegant, he chose to land on the tip of one foot…
Then…hundreds of thousands or even millions of volts of high-voltage current instantly roasted him into charcoal and he fell straight to the ground. The passing Farmers saw the charred human-shaped thing on the ground.
He ran to the village in surprise and told them that a birdman had fallen from the sky and that a UFO had appeared. Hurry up and take a look…
Thinking about this, he felt an inexplicable sense of humor. Moreover, even if his internal strength was thick and he could not be electrocuted to death, it was impossible to change his cell structure and directly become a Super Saiyan. His long, flowing hair was probably comparable to a broom…
There was also a handsome face that was covered in coal ash that was like kerosene. He opened his mouth and spat out a few eye circles. When he focused his eyes, his teeth were all black…As he was thinking about it, a motorcycle whistled past in front of him. The distance between him and me was about 0.01 meters. It brushed past me…
I turned my head in anger and cursed. I never thought that he would think that I was blind and obstructed him. Then, he stretched out his arm and gave me the middle finger. He felt that it was not enough, so he actually raised the rear wheel to emphasize…If the car wants to lift the rear wheel, then it must brake…His speed is at least 110…
He couldn't stop, but judging from the speed at which he was rolling, he should be able to hit the traffic light by the roadside and stop soon…I turned around and left the driver with my back view.
I hope that he will see me again in his next life before he dies, and then raise his middle finger. At that time, perhaps he will remember this lesson and stop showing off his driving skills.
Once I'm in a good mood, I feel like singing." We all have a home called Tianchao. We have a father and a mother at home, and we have many brothers. The elder sister is the school belle, and the younger sister is not bad either. There's also that beautiful concubine next door.”
The door opened. I raised my hands to offer a basket of lemons. I immediately felt my hands lighten. I knew that it was Auntie Xiao who opened the door. Then, I raised my head with joy and wanted to say hello…
I never thought that when I opened my eyes, I would see the iron door crashing towards me... It made me bleed in an instant... My nose was filled with hot blood, flowing down the river... Before I could take my face off the door, the door had opened again. I shouted,
" Xiao…" Bang…The door closed again, and I was hit in the face again…When the door opened again, I jumped far away. As expected, the door closed again.
Then, I opened the door again. Auntie Xiao, who was outside the door, looked at me awkwardly with Lemon in her arms. Then, Lemon poked her head out from behind the door." Eh, why did you jump away?”I was stunned. My logic was broken. I was hit twice, but I still didn't jump away. Wasn't that crazy…
However, seeing her disappointed expression, I jumped back to where I was and looked at her with a smile." As long as you're willing, you can do it as many times as you want…"
"I'm really sorry, Wang Cai. Lemon is insensible. I'll teach her a lesson.”As Auntie Xiao said this, she didn't stop working. She kept wiping the nosebleed on my face. Now, I can't even stand up. I can only keep my head flat and not let the nosebleed flow again…
I couldn't talk to her anymore because I tried it just now. The blood quickly flowed back to my throat and I choked on it. It was very uncomfortable…Let's talk about Lemon. She was very unhappy when she saw that I shamelessly came to her house again. However, because I had a golden pass,
It was just fresh green lemons. She couldn't block the door. At first, it was better and she could be polite. Later on, she even beat and scolded him. Until today's bloodshed. I reckon that if there were a few more episodes, she would probably watch a few more episodes of Detective Conan to silence me…
"Wang Cai, I'm really grateful that you can come here often. Although, although I've already suffered from acid poisoning several times, I'm still very grateful that you can come and send lemons to Auntie.”
Looking at Auntie Xiao's tearful face, my eyes couldn't stop flowing. Eat slowly. Look at you. It's all flowing down your neck. Sigh, slow down. The lemon juice you're eating is splattering in my eyes.”
She thanked him, but her hands never stopped moving. It was time for her to get acid poisoning. Thinking about it, it made sense. Who would be like her? Oh my god, a normal person could eat lemons. It would be good enough if they ate half a lemon. As for her, she didn't care about the lemons. She just ate them by weight. She was so happy that I was panicking.
Moreover, every time she ate lemons, she liked to have a heart-to-heart talk with me. I also cooperated with her and cried. After all, it was unrealistic not to cry when the lemon juice splashed into my eyes…
After a few more words, I declined and went to the study to look for lemons. Auntie Xiao was also busy eating, so she didn't greet me. She waved her hand and let me leave.
At the same time, a few drops of lemon juice entered my eyes again, causing tears to flow out of my eyes again. Moreover, my calf hit the corner of the table because of my poor eyesight. It hurt just thinking about it now…
I gently pushed open the door and saw Lemon lying on the table in a huff. My mood improved a lot. I wiped my tears and wanted to walk over to chat with her. I didn't expect her to see me and her mouth immediately puffed up like a balloon.
She looked chubby and really cute. I laughed." Come, little baby, give me a hug.”I walked up and opened my arms. She couldn't leave either. She grabbed something from the table and was about to throw it at me.
Putting aside the fact that I had fast reflexes and could easily dodge the attacks, I was quite confident that I could withstand some physical attacks with my physical strength.
I went back to the room next door and looked at Lemon confidently." Hahaha, Lemon Baby, you're really funny. You don't know my ability is…"
I don't understand why everyone doesn't let me finish my sentence every time. Didn't they always wait for people to finish explaining before taking action on TV? Why is it so casual in reality! Look, I haven't finished speaking yet, and Lemon splashed half a bottle of ink at me…
Yes, it was ink, half a bottle. It was splashed directly at me. I covered my eyes and wailed. I instantly fell to the ground." Ah…Ah…Water! Aiya, I'm blind, it hurts…Ah…D * mn…Help, Mom, I'm going blind…"
When Auntie Xiao heard that something had happened to me, she put down the lemon and quickly ran over. Before she could open the door, I heard a sound and instantly grabbed her pants. I didn't expect her to scream and raise her leg to kick me. She kicked me a few times before slapping her thigh!,
"Sigh! Wang Cai! Why are you like this, Wang Cai! Wang Cai, how are you? Wang Cai, ah, Wang Cai, wake up, Wang Cai…"It's all nonsense. How can I be fine when I'm already like this? Why are you still waking up?
" Can't you hear me screaming?" In the end, she dragged me to the bathroom, connected the water pipe, opened the valve, and rushed towards me. After a while, I dared to open my eyes, but the whites of my eyes had turned gray…
I had no choice but to say goodbye and go to the hospital. Auntie Xiao couldn't bear it and had to drive me. I wanted to decline, but she called Lemon along, so I swallowed my rejection.
I went to the hospital, washed my eyes with some unknown water, and gave two bottles of eye drops. Then, I could go home. I thought I would need to stay in the hospital for a few days to recuperate, so I asked Lemon to stay and take care of me…
Sigh, the plan was ruined. After leaving the hospital building, Auntie Xiao went to the parking lot to get her car. Lemon and I strolled around the hospital. "Baby Lemon, I…"
"Lin Wang Cai, don't come to my house anymore, okay? I really don't know what to do. Even if you really like me, you have to wait until we grow up. We're only 11 now, just in the fifth grade.”
When I heard this, I stopped in my tracks, turned to her, and stretched out my arms. She was surprised and immediately hugged herself. She asked in horror," You…"
What do you want? My mom will be here soon.”I maintained my original posture." Since you don't want me to pester you, you should at least give me a full stop."”
Seeing that I didn't look like I was lying, Lemon looked at me in surprise. She seemed to think that I wasn't such an easy person to talk to, but she still took a step forward and hugged me.
Sigh, it's too simple. Lemon, you're really cute. How could I bear to let go? After hugging you gently, I smiled cunningly." Lemon, let me tell you something…"
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