Speaking of which, the old bastard was really embarrassed this time. It was already difficult to clean the flour. In addition, he had poured cold water on his head first. This was enough for him to suffer, especially the paste. Sigh, it looked especially good.
He wanted to clean it up, but his entire face, including his ears, were all smeared. He couldn't wipe it clean at all…After glancing around a few times and not finding the murderer, he returned to his office dejectedly. He looked at the mirror and wiped his head with a wet towel for a long time before washing his head again.
Only then did he leisurely sit on his chair and spin around. Ergou and I were tired from watching him outside the window. He was too despicable. He kept fiddling with his hair in front of the mirror. I wanted to hit him just to wait for a good show. I had no choice but to grit my teeth and hold back.
Sure enough, he was addicted to smoking. He opened the drawer and took out a cigarette. Because his eyes had been filled with flour, they were still red and swollen like light bulbs. He could not see the shape of the cigarette clearly. He took out the cigarette and knocked it against the box.
He sprinkled some gunpowder on the cigarette box and took out a seemingly good lighter. The flame was so strong that it could almost burn his eyebrows. What was even better was that this fellow had a problem with smoking. When he lit his cigarette, he liked to use the cigarette box to cover it.
Therefore, with a puff, the cigarette and the box caught fire at the same time, but he did not notice it. Just as he was about to take a puff, with a bang, it exploded.
Moreover, the firecracker had three sections and could go off three times. In addition to the black medicine in the cigarette box…So, he went straight to the hospital in the afternoon because his mouth was severely scalded and his lips were swollen…Ah, the whole world became much cleaner in an instant. Even the air was so fresh. Ah, I'm so happy.
When he was in primary school, he was young and did not feel that time had flown by. Therefore, in order to kill time, he would often climb over the wall with three or five friends. On that day, the sun was shining brightly and the spring scenery was infinitely beautiful.
I looked at Ergou and scanned his surroundings to make sure that it was safe. I asked,"Hey, Ergou, have you taken care of the class monitor?"
" Yes, of course. I said that my Master Qi is dead. Look, I don't have a Master. I'm so smart and perfect…What's your reason?" When I heard this, my eyelids immediately drooped. I looked at him speechlessly and asked,
" How many times have your non-existent masters died? Now it's Old Seventh's turn? He was thick-skinned enough to be unaware of it and was still unusually smug.
Aiya, I can't remember clearly, but it's fine. The class monitor has already made me obedient. If I say east, she definitely won't dare to go west. Look, the more you say, the more ridiculous and shameless you become!
However, she still pretended to look at him in surprise." F * ck, you're so awesome. You're good."”At this moment, he became arrogant and waved his hand.
" It's just so-so. The main thing is that she wouldn't leave even if I told her to go east. She even hit people." I knew it. This fellow isn't that capable." Hey, tell me about yourself."
"Me? I didn't hit the dot. I heard that the class monitor likes me quite a lot. Anyway, it's fine as long as I don't miss anything. Why do I care so much?"I'm telling the truth. I'm not called the school hunk for nothing. Moreover, I respect women. I'm practically a woman's friend.
"You? You? Don't you have any shame? Not only are your grades bad, but you're also so much worse looking than me. How can your class president like you?”Looking at his extremely confident and shameless appearance, I rolled my eyes." Stop nagging. We have important matters to attend to. Let's go."”
In the campus, two figures were scurrying around the corner of the campus. In less than a minute, they arrived at a dark corner. He looked at the toilet on the left and the cafeteria on the right.
I couldn't help but worry about why I didn't notice this place in the past. Moreover, it was so close, almost leaning against each other. I had eaten in the canteen for so long, could it be…
After thinking about it, I turned my head and held onto the corner of the wall before puking. This time, I'm sure that I won't step into this canteen again in the future…After dawdling for a long time,
I looked at the dirty, black, and yellow wall and pulled him away by the collar. I would rather die than take this path. It's so dirty, and it's so close to the toilet. Unless I'm crazy! It had to be said that this fellow was indeed an expert at playing truant, and he was also very quick-witted.
He knew of no less than ten excellent places to climb over the wall, and they were all extremely hidden. After abandoning the corner that I was unwilling to climb, I came to the small forest on the other side of the school...
I looked at the seemingly challenging wall." Are you sure we can climb up? And what's that black layer on the wall?。”
He patted his chest." Don't worry, Wang Cai. Although I haven't been to this place myself, I'm sure it's clean. As for the black thing on the wall, I think it's paint."”
I took a look, wanting to reach out to see what it was, but there was a limit to his height. The difference was too great. I looked at him from the corner of my eyes. How am I supposed to crawl? Flying!"
At this point, Ergou displayed his strong ability to move bricks. He quickly found a few stones and placed them in the corner of the wall. They fell on several layers. Looking at the loose appearance, I was really not sure.
This works too?" He clicked his tongue." Hey, don't you believe in my ability? It's as solid as a rock!”After saying that, he stepped on it and was about to flip up. He did not expect it to collapse as soon as he went up, and he also fell down…
After he sat up, he looked at the rocks on the ground with a conflicted expression. His facial features were almost twisted together. He looked around and quickly locked onto a small tree beside him!
I looked at the seemingly perfect plan he had designed and the experiment that was almost destined to fail." Are you sure this will work? Are you kidding me?"
In the current situation, the small tree had already been bent on the ground by him. He was stepping on the branch. As long as I let go of my foot, he would be able to use this elastic force to reach the top of the wall and flip over! The plan was flawless and sounded very reasonable, but…
His ability to balance was not something to be complimented. He had to stand on the wall, and the thing on the wall was not paint, but engine oil…
He didn't care and even wiped his face twice. This was great. I could only hold back my smile because what I was stepping on was almost half of his life…There was no problem on my side, but he couldn't.
He was trembling on top. Looking at the situation, it was unlikely that he would bounce up, but the possibility of hitting his face was not small. He stretched out three fingers. When he retracted the last finger, I would let go of the soles of his feet and let him have his way. After three counts, he screamed,
"Wait a minute!" I immediately retracted it, but the branch was obviously faster than me. With a crack…it broke…and the other half of it was still elastic…with a bang…I felt a pain in my balls because I seemed to hear the sound of something shattering…
It was really painful. For half an hour, he didn't even make a sound. He just covered his crotch, and his forehead kept breaking out in cold sweat…In the end, he stepped on my shoulder and climbed up. He looked at the dirty wall full of engine oil.
I really didn't want to go up, but he had already made such a huge sacrifice. Moreover, this was a plan that had been made long ago and couldn't be changed. I gritted my teeth and walked further away.
I spat on my palm and rubbed my palms. I suddenly accelerated and stepped on the corner of the wall. Ergou immediately grabbed my arm. I supported myself with my left hand and climbed onto the wall. I rode on the wall and took a look. Coincidentally, the hospital was on the other side. I could check if it was really broken.
It was just that the location was not very reliable, and it was right next to the toilet. Fortunately, there was a pile of dirt at the bottom. Otherwise, it would not be very comfortable to jump down from this three-meter-high wall…
Wang Cai looked down and laughed! "The heavens are really helping me. Look at that mound over there. It's definitely the best place to skip class. It's almost tailor-made for the two of us!
I've decided to choose this location as our stronghold in the future!”I was still skeptical because for some reason, I felt that this mound was very suspicious. Whether it was its position or size, it made me vaguely feel that there must be something inside!
Therefore, he calmed himself down! You jump first." He shook his head. It seemed like he had seen through something."Wang Cai, what are you afraid of at this height? Don't stand on ceremony. Let's jump together."
I haven't even started to be polite, but he has already started to jump. And it's very hateful. He pulled me down, so…we both plunged into the dung pile in the hospital…
Ten seconds later," You bastard. You're the one who harmed me." I couldn't hold it in anymore. Under such circumstances, my mind had already collapsed. I slapped Ergou's head again and again…
I was curious at that time. I knew it. Why would there be a mound on a cement floor? You're even pulling me to jump! Aiya, this smell is almost killing me. I'm also disgusted to death…
"Sigh! "Fortunately, no one saw me, or else I'd definitely die." Just as he finished speaking, an old man pushed a cart over. He looked at the two of us and was stunned. I raised my head and closed my eyes, hoping to stop the tears from flowing down. He said slowly,"Wang Ergou, my mother."
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