Tomorrow is the art performance. At that time, the director of the Women's Federation, the aunties of the administrative district, and the leaders of the Education Bureau will all be here. With just these few people, they actually made the entire school busy welcoming them instead of studying. Just thinking about it makes me furious!
The sun was shining brightly that day, and the leader was sitting two meters away from the podium. In order to allow the entire school to observe, the other meeting rooms could not be occupied, so they had to set the venue on the field. However, the leader was naturally high-class.
The principal sent a few pretty girls to hold umbrellas for them. I stood on the stage and cursed at the dog-like thing. I spat again and happened to vomit on the old bastard who was pulling the canvas. However, he didn't notice it, so I pretended not to know.
There's one thing that I'm extremely unhappy about. The lines I wrote were forcefully stuffed with welcoming the leaders, saying something like they've worked hard or something. Damn, aren't you ashamed? Aren't you afraid of shortening your lifespan by bootlicking like this? Anyway, I'm extremely unhappy.
After clearing our voices, my little sister and I began our opening speech.
"The breeze hides the sun"
"Summer rain spreads all over the dress."
" Happy Campus Good Times "
Like a bird spreading its wings
"On this beautiful day, let us give our warmest applause to welcome the opening of Shengjing Second Primary School's Children's Art Performance!”Then, there was applause. I walked off the stage directly. Although they had changed the script,
However, my arrangement of the words was still alright. He also said that my little sister was reliable and agreed to put the flattering words at the back. I then waved my hand and got off the stage to arrange the order of appearance and the mobilization in front of the stage.
It had to be said that Du Yutong was really not likable. It was fine if she was good at her studies, but she was also an obedient girl. She started to read out names to welcome a certain leader and even made contributions.
'Pah, do you still have any moral integrity? It's still my lemon. Look, it's so cute to bring water to the leader…'
"Next, fire the cannons and play the music." I narrowed my eyes. It's coming! On such occasions, they would usually use a few fireworks to liven up the atmosphere. They would use the kind of fireworks used in wedding ceremonies. Once they were released, it would make the sky look like paper scraps. In order to adjust the atmosphere and highlight their status, they would even specially aim at the leader's head.
They thought that with an umbrella, they would be safe. Not only would they not spill it on their leaders, but they would also be able to enjoy this colorful moment. What a good bootlicker. What the hell!
Bang, bang, bang. The cannon salute did not appear. Not only did it not have the expected effect, but half a firecracker shot out from inside. Two kicks, extra large. Coincidentally, it fell into a leader's cup. A large piece of thunder fell in front of the director of the Women's Federation...
The scene was chaotic. They were just sucking up to him, but they were also stupid. They didn't pay attention to the weather. It was already summer. What was the meaning of the boiling water? That boiling water was boiling hot. It was all on those people. There were even a few firecrackers that went straight to the feet of the leaders.
The director of the Women's Federation was a middle-aged woman in her twenties. She was wearing a long dress, which directly ruined a piece of clothing. F * ck, the crackling sound was endless, especially when the cup of boiling water almost scalded the deputy director of the Education Bureau to death. That cry was no worse than a pig being slaughtered.
The principal was far away, but his entire face had turned the color of a pig's liver. Oh, no, it had turned black. Seeing that the situation was not easy to control, the director of the Women's Federation had already started to flip the table. The principal was the principal after all. He whispered a few words beside them to calm their anger. Thinking about it, he must have promised a lot of benefits.
From this, it could be seen that he had been greedy. In short, he had successfully retained the leader.
When the performance began, I wasn't interested in the choirs at all. Some second and third-grade primary school students went to perform. Their singing was really good, but when it reached the ears of those fat people, I felt that this good performance was in vain.
Of course, I wasn't interested in the show. What really made me angry was Lemon. When I saw her sweating profusely from the sun and almost lying on the ground, I felt furious.
I ran behind the scenes and grabbed an umbrella. I walked to Class 2 and held it up high. I stood straight beside Lemon and shielded her from the sun. Lemon felt a little cooler, so she looked up and saw me standing beside her. She smiled at me.
" Give it to Chubby Boy. He probably needs it more than I do." I shook my head and didn't agree to it. Kind people always liked to give in. If they chose the bad side, I naturally wouldn't agree.
I turned my head and said to everyone," Everyone, wait for one more minute. I believe you must hate these people as much as I do. Then, I'll invite you to watch a good show. It's much more exciting than the cannon salute just now."
With that, everyone's spirits were instantly lifted. Even the dying Little Fatty immediately sat up and looked at the stage with bright eyes.
The reason why I went behind the scenes to get the umbrella was mainly to adjust the order. Although it happened suddenly, who asked them to give me face? After all, in order to get close to Lemon these days, I bought a lot of ice cream and ice water. I almost opened a wholesale department!
After the dance ended, the little sister came up to host. After praising the performance just now, she started a new topic." In the vast wilderness, we sow the seeds of hope. In this prosperous spring breeze, we sow the hope of life!”
After saying that, a few little girls jumped up. They were dressed in plaid clothes and carried a single-shoulder cross-body bag. The bag was bulging, and it seemed to contain a lot of things. Just now, they said that they wanted to scatter the hope of life in the wind.
Therefore, in order to explain the meaning of this sentence, the young dancers reached into their crossbody bags, grabbed the inside, took them out, and waved them out. Coincidentally, a gust of wind blew the umbrella above the leader's head and the wig of the deputy director.
His smooth and beautiful Mediterranean hairstyle made all of us dazzled by the reflected sunlight, and the hair that stood up in the wind deepened his impression.
The bag was originally filled with plastic flower petals that I had prepared beforehand, but I added something else. The petals that flew all over the sky were indeed beautiful, but what was even more beautiful was the flour and chalk powder on the leader's head.
Especially the deputy director of the Mediterranean Education Bureau. His eyes were wide open because his wig had been blown away. Now, the wind blew the flour and chalk into his eyes.
He was about to go crazy! "Ah! Ah! Ah! My eyes! Ah, blind, blind, help! My eyes, my eyes, I'm blind, oh my, my eyes are blind, ah!”
As for the others, they were better off. They did not get anything in their eyes. Only their bodies and heads were covered in a layer of white…This time, the entire school was in an uproar. The entire school was in an uproar. If it were not for the form teacher suppressing them from behind, their passion would have turned those sanctimonious people into scum!
This time, these few people could no longer hold it in! He flipped the table over, and the deputy chief was still screaming like a pig being slaughtered. The principal was also clutching his chest, and large beads of sweat flowed down his head. The other directors kept asking if anything was wrong, but no one went to get him medicine.
However, in the end, a few people came over and carried the principal and the deputy director away. Judging from the attitude of those security guards, the principal was probably not a good person! As for the most awesome women's federation director and street office aunties, no one dared to approach them.
They were originally gossipy women, and their ability to make a scene was basically enough to make even hooligans avoid them! Without caring about his image, he took off his leather shoes, revealing his torn socks. He sat on the ground and began to curse,
What f * cking son of a b * tch? What principal? What f * cking son of a b * tch? Let's not talk about this. He was really too powerful. He was many times better than Wang Dingguan back then. His scolding was as good as his singing, and there was no repetition. Especially when these two fellows were together, they would really compete to see who was better at scolding…
Aiya, these two people had really good stamina. Look at this scolding street. Not only did they not stop for more than ten minutes, but they also rolled around and smashed things. Basically, all the equipment in the school was smashed. The microphones and whatnot were smashed into powder. The air was filled with saliva and the smell of smelly feet drifted into the distance.
Especially when the two old women were scolding each other. It was a wonderful performance that had not been seen for hundreds of years. The security guards were stunned and did not dare to go forward. After all, the energy was too high and they could not get close. In the end, the head of the security department gave the order!
In the end, they were working for them, so the few of them gritted their teeth and stuffed two pieces of gum into their ears before dragging the two of them away. However, the result was obvious. The two of them were scolded so badly that they could not put on their hats.
What kind of *** One of them couldn't take it anymore and slapped one of them. Before she could glare at her and scold her, she took out a rubber stick and slapped one of them.
She directly fainted while foaming at the mouth. The other could only shut up obediently. In this situation, she was still being beaten up. Moreover, it looked like she was being killed! As for the other principal, this old man directly fainted before he could even spit out a mouthful of blood…
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