He had been hurt by her a few times on the way to find lemons. After spending a few days happily or even more happily, the six-year-old primary school exam began…
I didn't prepare anything, and I didn't need to prepare anything. In fact, my name wasn't even on it. When I sent the admission notice, I had already transferred directly to No.1 Middle School.
Without a quota, they naturally did not have the right to take the exam, but they had to go through the motions and accompany the students to take the exam. Damn, I'm really suffocating. Not only did he not allow me to hand in my paper in advance, but he also did not even allow me to sleep. I looked at that teacher's face and hated it no matter how I looked at it…
I was so bored that I drew turtles and butterflies on the answer sheet. As for primary school English, I don't understand. When it's my turn to English, I feel like I'm reading a book from heaven. The more I read, the more sleepy I get…
Therefore, I randomly answered a few multiple-choice questions. As for the essay, I wrote an entire English essay in Chinese and got one point…The teacher pitied me and gave it to me. He's an incompetent teacher. Damn it, I got zero marks. It's easy to explain. I missed the exam.
Aren't you embarrassing me by giving me one point? It was said that the article had been circulated to the Education Bureau, and the director's face had turned green…
After the long exam, I was exceptionally happy. Not only did I have homework, but I also had a very long vacation. I was so happy. I went to the countryside to visit Er Gou. It was very happy. I went to the river to bathe during the day and went up to the tree to hunt birds at night. I caught insects, cicadas, frogs, and grass…
That was because when I went to Lemon's house, I was very unhappy. The few times I successfully went, she either said that her stomach was not feeling well or went to her grandmother's house to celebrate the new year. I looked at the 37-degree weather outside and nodded. This woman was really loyal.
After I became as hot as charcoal, the holiday was coming to an end. Because good times are always very short, and happy life is gone in the blink of an eye. I couldn't help but curse in my heart. It's time to start school. How am I supposed to live with a boarding system!
"Most importantly…I might not be able to see Lemon for five days. If this goes on, I'll go crazy. I could have gone to her house to listen to her voice, but now there's nothing left…"
Mother, I'm going to go far away soon. Mother is worried about my son. I'm worried about my mother being alone at home. My mother was also touched. She kicked me out of the car without saying a word, leaving a trail of car exhaust on my face…
Yes, she was really her biological mother. She was willing to do it. As he walked on the road, he felt like he was about to die. His entire body was emitting a powerful black fog. No, as for why the killing intent was black, it had to be due to the harsh sunlight and the exhaust just now…
The nosebleed was dripping. I didn't have time to care about it and was used to it. I wiped it on my face and avoided the words and gazes of the animals who looked like humans by the roadside. I spat and scolded,
"Foolish humans, what do you know!”Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, saying that my teeth had hit their eyes…Suddenly, a brother walked past me and muttered to himself. I looked up and my eyes lit up! A cell phone! It's a cell phone. Yes, I can use my cell phone to call Lemon.
Aiyo, look at how silly I am. I've been lying to me for years. I remember that I already had lemons. Why didn't I know to buy one? How did I survive all these years? I'm so stupid.
I randomly found a black spot and spent 200 yuan to buy a high-end Nobel phone. I was so smug that I couldn't take it anymore. Wouldn't it be the same no matter where I called? Then I tried…
I can only dial 110…but I'm still very proud. This phone is said to be able to smash walnuts, insert nails, block bullets, block hooligans, make bricks, and build buildings. It's an amazing item. I think it's extremely practical and suitable for a man who has walked through the storm like me!
With nothing else to do, I went to an Apple store. The waiter asked me a question that stunned me." What is this? It only costs a few thousand dollars. Are you trying to rob me?"
I almost died of anger. I don't know why she sold such a small thing for a few thousand yuan. Maybe it was because my domineering aura had subdued her, or maybe it was because my appearance was mighty, or maybe it was because my outfit was more domineering. In short, that woman was quite frightened. She trembled and said that she wanted to give it to me for free.
When I looked in the mirror, my face was covered in blood and my face was very black. In addition, I was carrying a black bag on my back. It was indeed quite scary. I waved my hand in disdain and said something that I thought was high-class," I can buy a basket of apples for 30 yuan. Why would I care about this one?”
This sentence made the shop assistant misunderstand even more, and she was even more convinced that I was an outlaw. With a thud, she knelt down. A man beside her peed.
"Sir, this small shop has a small business, so please spare our lives. We're just working here. How about this? You can take all of this. I won't call the police as long as you spare our lives.”
This sentence stunned me and I couldn't recover for a long time. The man thought I wanted to do something. He nimbly took all the computers in the counter and gave them to me. I was so angry!
"Who do you take me for? It was worth it! This was 20! Take it! I thought that this was not bad. This was the first time I had seen someone do business like this in my years of life. Just as I was about to go out, a mop went straight for my head and directly threw me to the ground. Then, it snatched my school bag and smashed my head with a stick…
As my bag was forcefully pulled off, and my zipper wasn't very tight, it instantly opened and scattered all over the ground…At this moment, the two tellers saw the contents of the bag…underwear, socks, pants, big pants, a vest, and a pair of sneakers. The black iron rod that was revealed just now was the fishing rod that Wang Cai gave me…
I was so dizzy that I couldn't even find the North. The auntie stopped and asked in confusion,
"Wang Cai"? I was a smart and familiar person. Oh no, I couldn't let her see my face. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing. I quickly replied,"No." " Oh..." Another round of slapping...
Sigh, this is what it means to pretend to be fat after being beaten up…Just as he was being beaten up, the shop assistant who reacted on the other side cursed," F * ck, you came to rob the Apple store with this outfit! Are you blind…"
Then, I wanted to jump over with one hand on the counter. However, I didn't expect that my pants would be wet. The dripping water caused my palm to slip and I fell down…After resting for a while, the two employees also joined the battlefield. They kept kicking and kicking. I was tired of fighting…
There was no order to it. What high heels and whatnot were all over my body. Just as I was hitting them, I suddenly felt my entire body wet. Just as I was feeling strange, I instantly remembered that this fellow had peed his pants in fear just now. F * ck, sigh, why does this mop smell wrong? Could it be…
Sigh, why did this auntie look so familiar? Damn, that fatty who slapped me unconscious at Lemon's house last time, and she was a toilet cleaner. Then this mop, oh my god, I tilted my head and vomited directly on the male shop assistant's leather shoes. The three of them were instantly stunned. She vomited just like that? It was the auntie who was loyal. She directly kicked him unconscious.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I've caused you trouble. I thought you were a robber."
I was annoyed by her incessant apologies. I had no choice. Who asked them to beat me up so badly? In the end, I let go and asked for her boss's phone. The fat auntie was honest. I didn't make things difficult for her. After all, there weren't many warm-hearted people who dared to fight criminals these days.
My head is wrapped in gauze and my arms are bandaged. She was about to hook her arm around the auntie's shoulder, but because of her size and height, she couldn't even reach her neck…
Helplessly, I waved my hand and gestured for her to squat down…I also squatted down and whispered to her," Auntie, you have a good relationship with the Lemon family, right? Do you know where she goes to school?”She looked at me suspiciously.
"No.1 Middle School. Why? Don't you go to her house every day? Don't you know?”This…" Uh, auntie, that, surprise should be…"
I went to her house to look for her. She didn't even open the door for me. How would I know if she couldn't even enter the door? And they had a good relationship. Because I went to look for Lemon, some of her relatives died seven or eight times. Some of the reasons were even new to me, who was a latecomer. How would I have the chance to know…Hey, wait, No.1 Middle School…
" Which No.1 Middle School?" The middle-aged woman was even more puzzled." It's that Important No.1 Middle School. Don't you know?"”…
Hahahahaha, Little Lemon, I never brag. No matter how mischievous I am, your kite string is still in my hands. Fate is not something you can control, hahahahaha. The auntie saw that my smile was scary and wanted to pat my back to remind me, but she used too much strength and slapped me to the ground…
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