My little sister, Yu Tong, is in Shuxin's kindergarten. Every time I ask my little aunt why she doesn't let her go to her school, she would always take a deep puff of her cigarette and tell me that distance makes beauty, or something about aesthetic fatigue that I don't understand.
My little uncle came over once. I pulled him and asked him to bring me to look for my little sister. He agreed immediately, but he was immediately called into the house by my aunt to drink tea. After he came out, he was unwilling to bring me away no matter what. He said that it was an important matter. I watched as he limped away. I think it was…
Sigh, after seeing it many times, she felt relieved.，However, my new class makes me very happy. When I came to the second class, I completely forgot about my little sister. The others here made me very happy.
When I was young, there was no difference between beauty and ugliness. Moreover, this old man's mind was much more mature than others! Then, all the lolis here are my future wives! They were a bunch of naughty children who had yet to grow their teeth. Just by looking at who they liked to play with, they were pretty close!
Perhaps that was where the innocence of childhood came from. The first class was naturally a self-introduction. A few people walked up one after another. I listened casually, my eyes floating in all directions.
Finally, someone called out to me before I realized it was my turn. I wiped my snot and walked up to the podium righteously. Because of my height, I couldn't see below and couldn't climb up.
Helpless, he could only take a detour and say loudly,"I'm Lin Wang Cai!”After saying that, he turned around and knocked on the corner of the table. The audience immediately burst into sparse applause. More of it was laughter. As for the applause, it was the sound of the table being slammed.
This teacher was also laughing secretly. I didn't understand at that time. Later on, when I saw Stephen's movie, I understood what Wang Cai meant. What kind of quality are these people!，"I want to change my name. Mother said that the Living Buddha gave me this name. That day, he blessed me with a prosperous life. I saved him, but he harmed me for my entire life."
Fortunately, I don't really hate this name. I'll just use it. Actually, there was nothing I could do about it. My mother was the head of the family, so I couldn't change it. It would be a big taboo. Names were used to seek good fortune and avoid evil. I was stupid enough to believe it.
Many brats went up to introduce themselves, but I didn't care at all. Their names were too common. They were all Zhao Xiaomei, Wang Xiaohua, Ning Xiaole, and so on. As I was patrolling around, a name suddenly entered my ears. I turned my face and saw Wang Ergou with a pair of small eyes and a long nose.
His introduction was the same as before." Hello everyone, my name is Wang Ergou." F * ck, I didn't see Wang Ergou here for a long time. Am I blind? Later on, I found out that when I came in, he had fallen asleep by the wall…But thinking about it, it made sense. Because of my automatic filtering, I didn't realize that there were any men in this class…
This guy was sleeping soundly, he even skipped the self-introduction. "As for the origin of his name, I can guess what his name is based on it. Speaking of which, this child is also unlucky. On that day, the Living Buddha found him the first person he looked for when he recognized the wrong person. Although he was not the first to be blessed because his mother carried him away,"
However, he also went to ask for a name. When the Living Buddha saw him, his eyes narrowed. He thought that he was looking for trouble and called his manager "Ergou." He did not expect Ergou to make his mother very happy. Before he could ask, the name came. He was really a Living Buddha.
He didn't pay attention to the people around him. He put down the 200 yuan and turned to leave…This master, oh no, he's called Living Buddha now. This Living Buddha is indeed uncultured. I even think that these little flowers and little music are all names he came up with.
When I was a student, no matter how old I was, the happiest time in school was after class, especially in kindergarten. There was plenty of time between classes. I ran around crazily. At this moment, I saw a quiet girl from afar.
She sat there without moving. The breeze quietly lifted her hair, and her long eyelashes slowly rose and fell. Her small pink face and small lips fascinated me.
I spat out a mouthful of saliva and tidied up my nonexistent hairstyle. At this moment, the background beside me began to slowly blur. Time slowed down very slowly. I slowly walked over. She turned around and saw me. For a moment, my face turned red as if I had a fever.
For the sake of grace, I shook my short hair. I thought I was extremely cool. I put my left hand in my trouser pocket and plucked the flowers by the roadside. I didn't care that the rose thorns pierced my fingers…My eyelids trembled as I walked towards her step by step. It was really painful.
The sunlight shone on my face, reflecting my sparkling saliva and forming a rainbow. Due to her excitement, her nose started to bleed. She didn't wait for me to walk in. When she saw my nosebleed, she immediately cried out in surprise. She was so scared that she wet her pants and instantly shattered all the fantasies.
Everything returned to normal. She screamed and ran away. Later, I found out that the reason was that she wanted to pee, but she was too embarrassed to say it on the first day she left her parents. She didn't know how to take off her pants herself, so she could only sit there and not move. After my provocation, she was so scared that she peed.
Sigh, this first encounter wasn't perfect. Especially when I saw her run away crying, I felt that life wasn't good. However, life was always exciting, especially when it came to turning points. There was no lack of hooligans everywhere. A damn fatty looked quite tall here.
He blocked the loli and said cooperatively," Hahaha, Lemon, you actually peed your pants." Many kids gathered around her and laughed at her, causing her to cry even harder.
Times always need heroes, especially when I'm the main character! I dashed over and walked into the crowd, thinking that I was cool and unrestrained. I pushed away the little brat who was in the way and wiped the snot I just wiped on the others…
After I stood still, I said righteously," What kind of hero is bullying a girl? Life requires hard work. Now, my chance has come. Close your eyes timidly."
After saying that, I wanted to rush forward, but just as I raised my foot, some grandson stretched out his foot and tripped me. My image instantly collapsed, and everyone laughed even more arrogantly. The little loli also cried and covered her eyes.
I don't know if he's disappointed in me or if he can't bear to see me like this…I slowly got up and patted the dirt off my body. I raised my fist and shouted at Fatty,"Remember, my name is Lin Wang Cai!"
Speaking of which, the fatty who fought with me is called Sun Leiting. He was the overlord of this place. It was obvious from his body size that he was too fat. No one could beat him, not to mention that he was in the senior class.
The little loli called Lemon was his neighbor. It was said that the name Lemon came from her mother's hobby of eating lemons. I couldn't help but feel a sense of appreciation.
It was a pity that Lemon was stupid and slow to react, so she was often bullied. But now that I'm here, of course, I have to protect the weak. Although I was injured from the battle that day, this fatty was really not for show. That body of flesh almost killed me.
When we were fighting on the ground, he would press down on me until I couldn't breathe. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to take so many hits. However, he didn't feel good. Other than his red and swollen eye, there were many wounds on his face.
Later on, I was so excited that I had a nosebleed, scaring Fatty. That fatty thought that he had caused trouble and was scared silly. This gave me a lot of room to show off. I used all kinds of shrew tricks on him.
So, very soon, I saw my aunt again. She didn't say anything. She just sat there, shaking her legs and smoking, looking like a hooligan. He really didn't know what was wrong with her to think of opening a kindergarten, and which blind office worker had approved it. How strong was this guy?
Fatty was so scared that he peed his pants. It seemed that the director's authority was not for show. Fatty did not dare to move. His aunt's dominance was still very strong.
Fortunately, I wasn't afraid at all. Instead, I refuted in a righteous and stern manner," Teacher, a man's shoulders are used to support the sky. Girls need protection and love. I don't think I did anything wrong today. In fact, I will do the same next time!”
He spoke with such seriousness and seriousness, just like a positive person! He had to rely on his father to teach him so many literary words. He didn't know where he got so much reasoning from. Speaking of which, ever since he realized that he couldn't beat his mother, he had become literary and learned to talk about many great principles. Due to the daily teaching, I learned very quickly.
Aunty nodded her head approvingly. She handed me the cigarette and lit it up for me. The two of us smoked and smiled at each other. The smile was as wretched and cunning as it could be. The fatty was scared out of his wits. These two hooligans couldn't take the blow and cried…Aunty waved her hand.
I pulled Fatty away, but he was too fat. Not only did he not pull him away, but he almost pulled me down. I was furious and slapped him on the head.”My mother's teachings were great. She changed my life…
Aunty glared at me and I immediately woke up. I slowly patted Sun Leiting's head. Because I was much shorter than him, it was very uncoordinated. No matter how I looked at it, it was awkward. I walked out of the office door with him. I secretly sighed. It was good to have a relationship.
I don't know if it's right or wrong. This is how society is now. After that, I became famous. Furthermore, he was the one who upheld justice and defeated the fat man with the strength of a junior class. The contrast was obvious. The fat man was still crying while I was smiling.
Therefore, I replaced Fatty's position and took the position of Big Brother. To be honest, I really can't beat Fatty. The difference in strength is too big. How can I win? If he hadn't been frightened, I would have been beaten up quite badly, and the outcome might not have been what it was.
In short, there were pros and cons. The good thing was that many brats didn't dare to provoke me. The bad thing was that when I fought with my blood, I scared many lolis. I looked at the sky helplessly." Sigh, forget it. There's also that person called Lemon. I saved her. She'll definitely be grateful to me.
It was just that when I went to her class, she hid under the table and said she wasn't there. It made me very strange. I didn't react at that time." Oh, she said she wasn't there. Okay, then I'll come back tomorrow…"
I have to sigh. Sometimes I'm so f * cking innocent. I just believed it, and I believed it for a month. F * ck, a month. Sigh, I'm so stupid. I really don't know who I took after.
。It was kindergarten, so there was no need for flattery. Anyway, there was no such thing as following a group of little friends. I still played happily with Wang Ergou. It was just that this guy had better luck with women than me. Every day, he would mingle with lolis and abandon me.
I was the only one who had nothing to do, so I often went to my aunt to discuss life. I just didn't understand why she would let me smoke every time. She knew that I didn't know how to smoke, but I just vomited for fun. It would be strange for a child to know how to smoke…Of course, it was hard to say for sure about 00 now…
Lemon was willing to play with me, but every time I spoke loudly, she would cry. That day, when she hid and said that she wasn't around, I didn't act stupid again. Instead, I walked over and patted her back. She was so scared that she cried and said that as long as I didn't hit her, she would play with me…
What was this? I still remember that she asked me the most every day," Will you eat me?" I was very speechless about this. Of course, I told her a lot of things. Although she didn't understand a word, it was good that our relationship had eased up. I was very happy.
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