I don't know the name of the person who proposed Murphy's theorem or what kind of life he had. What I know is that his life must be very bitter. You see, extreme joy begets sorrow. Due to the fog in the mountains, the temperature in the morning is low, and the liquefied dew dampens the firewood. We only care about enjoying the beautiful scenery and forget to add firewood…
It wasn't so easy to light it up again…Not only was there thick smoke when it was lit up, but there wasn't even any dry grass or fallen leaves to ignite it. Even if the lighter burned his hand, he couldn't light it up…
Sigh.
As the only man, I naturally have to shoulder my responsibility and be responsible for starting a fire.
It's weird, I turn left, smoke
To the left, I sat opposite, and it floated over again. No matter where I moved, it seemed to like me, but I didn't like it... It made my eyes tear up... I was going blind... I had no choice but to circle around the fire...
When my mom saw it, she threw a banana peel at my head and added a hat…" Are you pushing the mill? Donkey?" I'm speechless. I'm working so hard here, and you're insulting me. What's even more infuriating is that Lemon is also saying that I'm a donkey…
I tolerated it because she had never talked about me like this in the past, but the gentle and respectable Auntie Xiao also said yes. She said that some of my personality was very similar to a donkey, that I was stubborn, that I was diligent... I couldn't bear to listen to it anymore. If it wasn't for the fact that I wanted to eat some hot lemons, I would have suffered and lived here.
Heaven rewards those who work hard…After blowing for about ten minutes, the fire finally started burning. Looking at the dancing flame, although it was weak, it was still lit up. As for me, I just lay quietly beside the fire and fainted due to lack of oxygen.
When I closed my eyes, my eyes were filled with stars…but my mom still doted on me. She pulled my leg and threw me aside, then she didn't care anymore…Then she started to take out a metal frame and set it up…
Auntie Xiao helped, and Lemon was busy with the food. She didn't care about me, who was being harassed by flies and unconscious under the sun…She wouldn't be so ruthless.
Just like that, it took me a long time to recover. However, I was still a little light-headed…Then, my mother and the others were eating chicken wings…They were eating happily and drinking until they forgot everything. The key was…
I didn't have any…I looked at my mother with resentment. I didn't care how they kept the meat for a day and a night. I was just curious how they ate it so quickly. Looking at the chicken bones on the ground, I felt inexplicably stifled…
My Auntie Xiao is still the best. She said that the fish soup she cooked was very good. Of course, my eyes lit up, but she poured a basin of cold water on my head again.”It's a very simple word, but it still hurts my heart... My mother is so honest that she directly took out two sets of fishing gear...
I suddenly felt that…she must have done it on purpose, especially when she took out the fragrant bait…I walked over, my voice becoming sharper, and my expression hid a knife behind my smile.
"Mom, did you do it on purpose last night? Are you kidding me?”
I'm sure that my intelligence is on the verge of collapse. He would be crippled soon. There are too many things in this world that I don't understand, but I still underestimated my mother…She suddenly realized,
" Oh, right. I forgot about it when you didn't mention it. I didn't do it on purpose last night. I just don't remember bringing a fishing rod with me…" Pfff…I spat out a mouthful of blood and lay straight on the ground. I didn't want to wake up and survive in this world anymore…
Other than the fishing rod, there were also a few small nets that were specially used to catch small fish. My mother and Lemon took them. As for Auntie Xiao and I, they were only good at fishing on the surface, so they shared the fishing rod with us. I nodded affirmatively. Now, I was sure that my mother did it on purpose…
However, when I saw my mom's eyes, I felt that something was wrong…I was starving. My mom and Lemon were sitting there eating snacks. They didn't seem to have any intention of sharing them with me. I also knew that if I went to get them, my mom wouldn't mind beating me up…
I finally understood why she didn't choose something as fun as fishing and instead chose something that required ten minutes to throw in…"This is a natural pond with few fish. What we need to do is patiently wait for the bait to melt and form a bait to attract the fish."
This process was very long. It was so long that my mom and the others had already finished their snacks, but we still had no harvest…They had fun and stamina. They went to the side to lift the rocks and catch crabs to play. From time to time, they even caught two grass prawns…
After waiting for almost an hour and a half, I was almost starving. I barely managed to harvest enough. A few small carp, and the rest seemed to be…
Sigh, the creature was not good, and I couldn't name it. I'll just be a nameless ghost. The biggest harvest was a black carp that weighed more than two catties. This thing was rare in the wild, but it was quite powerful. I almost lost it…
Looking at Auntie Xiao skillfully handling them, my eyes were like a butcher's. There was only fish left…and my stomach was already thirsty…
My mom's small cage-shaped net caught a lot of small fish and prawns. Seeing her smug face, I felt uncomfortable. Leave this time-consuming and laborious work to me again!
I knew that her motive for giving me the Ice Fishing Rod was not simple! Although this was the truth! I wanted to slip away, because it was obvious that I was going to make another pile of fire, oh no, two piles, because those small ones were used for barbecue…
There was obviously not enough firewood. I sighed and turned around to walk towards the place where I was yesterday. Of course, there was also my weapon…
" Lemon wanted to follow me, but I stopped her. No one knows if there will be another one. I won't be poisoned to death like this. She's different. This is love…"" No, I'm not going with you. Your shoelaces are untied…" Alright, I knew I shouldn't be happy too early…
I spent a lot of effort to pin down a few tree branches. What was even more unfortunate was that I was wearing the pants that Mom cut yesterday. I couldn't cover my calves. As a result, I was messed up by grass, branches, and ants. It was very painful…
I angrily kicked down a dead tree and stumbled a few steps forward. My left foot stepped on the stone to stop the huge inertia. Just as I was about to curse, I suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crack of the stone…
A creature with a pointy head was staring at me with its eyes wide open. Its eyes were bloodshot. It probably didn't sleep well…Sigh, wait, do snakes need to sleep? It seemed that there was no need.
"Hehe, little thing, you made me suffer so much pain yesterday. I'm also considered a kind person. I'll let you sleep for a while. In your next life…"
Whoosh, just like many movie plots, villains who talk a lot of nonsense, oh no, decent people, will be killed by the bad guys or run away…It bit my nose and injected poison into my nose…
"Hey, f * ck! I'm going to kill you!" After a fierce fight between us, I still killed it because it was still wrapped around my neck after it bit me. I originally looked down on it, but when it tightened its grip and gradually felt suffocated, I pinched its neck and strangled it to death…
It sounds simple, but I tried dozens of methods and changed the smell of dozens of scents before I killed it. Aiyo, it's very tenacious. I tore off the scarf and placed it on the stone. I spat.
"Son of a b * tch, you're so arrogant. If it weren't for…Sigh, f * ck, I'm dizzy. What's going on? I can't take it anymore…"
When I woke up, they didn't even leave me any soup…My nose was swollen like a steamed bun…I couldn't hear clearly, but the poison made my tears flow uncontrollably…
It looked very miserable. When I was struggling on the ground just now, I was covered in grass and wood fragments. In addition, I was carrying a bundle of wood on my back and my pants were messy. Because it was itchy, I would scratch it from time to time…
This style is much better than Brother Sharp…It made the three of them laugh until they vomited. Lemon was still calm. After she took the photo, she continued to laugh…and she laughed until she fell to the ground…It made my expression very conflicted…
As for my mother…she pointed at my nose…" Hobbits hahahahaha, big-nosed old man hahahahaha, pig head, hahahaha…"
"Mom, I'm poisoned. I was bitten by a snake! Look! After saying that, I shook the ingredients in my hand. Before my mother could react, she said," Pfft, hahahaha, snake bite, hahaha…What's that? Snakes?"
After we finished eating, it was around 8 pm. We suggested that we go to the source of the waterfall to take a look. The water column shouldn't be too high, but it was blocked by the trees, so we couldn't see it clearly. However, Lemon had already hung her digital camera around her neck, so I naturally had to follow.
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have said so much. My mother took out a triangular needle and pricked me again. The bloodletting function is very strong, and the poisonous blood flows very quickly. It just hurts…
In particular, my mother would play it from time to time, saying that it was to speed up the detoxification, but that suppressed smile still made me feel inexplicably stifled…
It could be said that I was lucky. My body was strong enough to resist the snake venom. Moreover, the production of this snake venom was limited. Yesterday, I was hit hard, so I didn't survive much today. In addition, my body produced antibiotics. It was nothing serious, just a little swollen. In addition, there were two white bandages on my nose…I became the target of their jokes along the way…
Endure!
After several twists and turns, although it was steep and rugged, it was indeed as we had guessed. It was not very high, about a hundred meters. Compared to other mountains, it was indeed considered short. Only when they climbed up did they realize that there was another pond above, and this one was much bigger.
" Look, look, Mom, Auntie, Da…Wang Cai, look, there, that one over there, it's so magnificent!"”
The few of us looked over and saw a huge, hundred-meter-wide water curtain falling down. The rainbow was just an ornament, and the mist in the sky looked like clouds from afar. There were also a few egrets flying across it. It was really a beautiful paradise on earth…
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