"Jianfeng, are you done yet?"
About two hours later, it was already around four or five o'clock in the afternoon. Zhishu's stomach was growling as he urged a certain someone who was preparing a barbecue.
"Bastard!"
Ruo Jianfeng cursed as he choked on the hot air. He immediately took out the meat that was about to be cooked. Then, he had the time to complain to Zhi Shu,"It's easy for you to say that. If you have the guts, come and do it!!!”
"Nani?"
Zhi Shu turned his head with a puzzled look and asked the knowledgeable Shou Xing,""What do you mean by saying that it's easy for you to say? I'm not in pain…"
The latter calmly pushed up his glasses and then slowly explained," It's easier said than done. It's an ancient saying in China. It means…"
"Don't f * cking explain!”
Roaring loudly, he took out a meat-like black jelly-like object and smiled evilly.
(Nani?! What did the author mean by this? I've never described it in reverse!!! You're f * cking tarnishing my image!!!!）
" Zhi Shu…"
He handed a black gel to Zhi Shu and smiled.""This is where the essence lies. It's rich in nutrients. You won't be able to wake up after taking a bite…Cough cough!!”
" I'm wrong. I'll definitely make you want to eat more after taking a bite…"
" This…"
He trembled as he took the box. Suddenly, a healthy and happy Mozzie flew over.
Buzzing happily, Mozzie flew over the black jelly-like object.
" Sizzle…Sizzle…"
Instantly, his entire body turned black. Then, he slowly fell from the sky and fell to the ground.
" This…"
It was probably even scarier than the eggs that Chu Yuan fried…
" I'll give this to Senior Shou Xing…"
Holding a certain hypocritical respect for the elderly and cherishing the young, Zhi Shu threw the black gel in his hand to the Shapeshifting Hand.
" It's nothing…"
Sealing the sense of smell!
He picked it up calmly and observed it slowly as if he did not smell it.
Poisonous…
Poisonous…
But…
"If I can't even overcome this difficulty, how can I explore the new continent?!!!”
Seal the taste buds!
He calmly swallowed the entire black ball.
Nothing happened.
Zhi Shu continued to take out his binoculars to watch Mr. and Mrs. Mikawa's live broadcast performance.
Ruo Jianfeng continued to roast the meat.
The black-bellied guild leader continued to think about how to destroy Earthlord.
Chu Yuan continued to immerse himself in his small world.
Icarus and Nimph continued to talk about their master.
No one noticed one thing…
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"Yuxi, it's finally done!"
He placed all kinds of cooked food on the blanket on the grass, and Ruo Jianfeng had a bitter expression on his face.
" Uh…"
" This isn't good…"
Ruo Jianfeng said with a dark expression as he looked at Shouxing, who was emitting white bubbles from his mouth, on the ground.
" Even the Shapeshifting Guardian that's known as the 'food digesting machine', is it really that bad…"
Trembling, he took out the last piece of black jelly from the grill.
" Just close your eyes and it'll be over…"
He closed his eyes and swallowed it as if he saw the wind.
"Uh!"
What the f * ck is this smell!
I can't describe it!
I only know that I can't breathe!!
Suffocated…
"Ah ~~~"
Before he fainted, Ruo Jianfeng had only heard this voice.
" Jianfeng Jun seems to be dead…"
" Master is fine. His heart is still beating…"
(The fact that my heart is still beating means that I'm fine!!!! What kind of health concept is this!）
" Jianfeng is fine. His hair is still golden. He's not dead yet…"
(This is how you judge whether someone is dead or not, Wisdom God!)!!
[A certain Wisdom God: I only judged him like this.]
" It should be fine…"
A certain someone calmly resurrected, then calmly pushed up his glasses and said.
(Why can he be resurrected and I can't!!! I want to protest!
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Side Story 4: Is it really okay to jump down from here?
Today, I must find out the truth!!!!‘'
"You must know if I'm unrealistic or not!!!!”
He secretly deceived everyone and walked out of Zhishu's house like the wind.
" Ah…It seems like the Wind God is not coming back this time…"
" What's wrong???"
Zhi Shu leaned his head over and looked at the weathered figure walking on the street.
" In the words of China…"
Pushing up his glasses, Shou Xing continued," The wind is blowing, the water is cold, the warrior is gone, he will never return…"
"Ah ~~~ Looks like the Shapeshifting Lord knows a lot ~~~~"
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"Let's do it here!"
Looking at the huge cherry blossom tree, Ruo Jian Feng sighed.
" It starts here and ends here…"
(Why do I feel like I'm invincible in the world? Brother Dugu, where did you go?)？？？）
" Eh???"
Ruo Jianfeng looked at the grass that had been struck black by lightning and asked in puzzlement,""There hasn't been any rain or thunder recently. Where did this come from?”
(Note: The outside world is the outer space. The things in the inner space can affect the outer space, but the things in the outer space can't affect the inner space, so he didn't know that there was thunder here.)
" How do I die???"
She sat on the grass, feeling conflicted.
I'll die a grand death so that others won't think I'm a coward…
How can I die with a bang…
In order to protect Earth from being destroyed by the monsters, he perished together with the monsters?？？
No, no, no!
" This is what the Aoudman in the M78 nebula wants to do. It has nothing to do with me…"
Suicide…
Forget it, it hurt a little.
(You haven't even started killing yourself yet, how did you feel the pain?）
Hanging himself?
It was too uncomfortable to hold one's breath.
Two bottles of sleeping pills?
This can be used to put me to sleep, but I've never been able to swallow pills since I was young!!! If you want me to swallow two bottles, I might as well die!!
(A certain smile * ▽ *)
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As the sun set, Ruo Jian Feng suddenly roared!!!
" I've got it!!!"
" I finally thought of it!!!"
" Hahaha!"
I'm really a genius!
Facing the setting sun, he walked back and said,"
"Can't you just let me die of old age naturally?!!”
"Hahaha, as expected, I'm a genius!!!”
(I laugh again * ▽ *)
ps: This is the first chapter of my last two chapters * ▽ *
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