It appeared! So disgusting! Did he? You won't be able to sleep at night if you watch it, you bastard!!!）
"Erm, Mr. Zilar. What did Captain Universe mean?”the host asked.
"To sum it up, he is the captain of the universe.”
“。。。。。。”The host was speechless.
However, he quickly reacted." You will be fighting with Dingchun Jiang over there. The winner will participate in the finals. Good! It's time to show yourself!"
With that, the host cheered for himself and continued,"In the first round, please fully display your charm. Although it had been repeated many times, the judges had to be arbitrary and biased when giving marks.”
"Then, let's first invite the family of gods to enter the self-exhibition time!”
“。。。。。。”
Ling stood in front of Ding Chun.
Kagura, Gintoki, and Shinhachi watched nervously from a distance.
"Dingchun. Sit down." Spirit ordered calmly.
"Woof ~" Dingchun sat down obediently and wagged her tail happily.
"Hand." Spirit raised a hand and spread it open.
"Woof ~" Dingchun placed its paw on Spirit's hand.
"The other one."
"Woof ~"
"Turn around."
"Woof ~"
"Be good." Spirit patted Dingchun's head.
"Oh! Yuxi! Dingchun, well done!" Kagura and the others cheered.
"Tsk! As expected of Lord Ling. But we won't lose either, Elizabeth!”
"Good! It was time for Elizabeth Chan to show off! Please." The host interrupted at the right time.
"Open your eyes and watch!" Osmanthus suddenly felt like a small universe had exploded.
"Paper and pen…What are they doing?" The emcee looked at the item that Gui suddenly took out, puzzled.
"Come! Let them have a good look, Elizabeth!”Gui roared.
Elizabeth suddenly put on a small painter's hat. She had two paintbrushes in her mouth and one in her hand. She kept drawing and measuring, and then suddenly started drawing.
He put away his brush, turned around, and bowed.
"Whoosh!"
Everyone was shocked.
"What, what is that?"
"What an outstanding work of art. It's as if it was drawn by a human.”
"Hello, host! What kind of explanation is that! How rude to Elizabeth!" Gui grabbed the emcee's collar.
"Ah, I'm not sure. I'm very sorry."
"Although I don't understand it, it seems pretty good.”Spirit gave a fair evaluation.
"It's alright. The obedient Dingchun was very cute. We will definitely win!" Yin Shi clenched his fists.
"Then, judges, please give your marks.”
Shinhachi and Katsuya glared at each other, while Spirit remained expressionless and calm.
"Wow! You've pulled so much apart." The host was surprised.
The scoreboard showed that Dingchun had 100 points and Elizabeth had 1000 points!
The reason was that Dingchun's performance was within the scope of normal comprehension, with a full score of 100 points. Elizabeth's performance was beyond the scope of ordinary pets, with a full score of 1000 points!
"Is it possible to reverse the situation?”The emcee spoke non-stop. As expected of a host.
"No, this is the question we want to ask. There's so much difference." Seeing the score, Spirit didn't have any reaction.
"Hmph, it seems that the outcome has been decided." Osmanthus lowered his head and snorted.
。。。
"Thump thump ~"
" Let's move on to the second round of the duel.”
The host took out something that looked like a bone." The winner is the first person to bring back the fried chicken bone that I threw out. The owner could guide the pet. If he won this round, he would get 30,000 points! Please go all out and challenge!"
"Ah, I'm not sure. Hey, host! Then what was the first battle just now?”Osmanthus turned around and glared angrily. This was too unfair!
"Well, our program requires an intense match of equal strength.”The host looked embarrassed.
"There's no need at all! Correct the rules!"
"Hey, I'm not sure. I say, Zilah, how can you pick on the organizers? If you're not satisfied, get lost." Yin Shi moved his face closer to Gui.
"What?" Osmanthus gritted his teeth.
"Woo. Will he kiss her?" Spirit suddenly felt a sense of deja vu.
"Ahhh! Spirit, what are you talking about?" Shinhachi had a broken expression on his face.
"I was just saying." Spirit said irresponsibly.
"In short, we'll use this to decide the winner. Both sides, please do your best." The host quickly tried to stop the fight. Otherwise, what if they really started fighting? The show would not be done.
"Ah, I'm not sure. How troublesome. Hurry up and start." Spirit was getting a little impatient. This lousy competition had taken so long.
"Tsk, since Lord Ling said so. Yin Shi, just wait and see me win the grand prize! Hahaha!" Osmanthus placed his hands on his hips and laughed arrogantly.
"We might be able to win this way. Elizabeth looks like she can't run fast. Right, Kagura?" Shinhachi turned around and asked, but he didn't see Kagura. He looked around and saw something.。。
Kagura was happily rubbing against Spirit's arm, as if she had already reached the Anatta Realm.。。
"Then, it's time to start! Get into position! Get ready…"
Dingchun and Elizabeth crouched down slightly, ready for battle.
"Ahhh! "Ahhhhh ~" The host made a standard baseball player pose and threw the fried chicken bone out with a roar.
In an instant, Dingchun and Elizabeth jumped up and started running.
"Eh? What was going on? Ding Chun-chan actually ran to the owner and sat down, wagging her tail fawningly!”The host reported in surprise.
"Yuxi." Spirit patted Dingchun's head." Go on, Dingchun.”
"Woof ~"
"Wow! Dingchun Sauce, who had received the order from its owner, ran very quickly, bringing up a cloud of dust! On the other side, Elizabeth Chan…His speed was extremely shocking! At first glance, Elizabeth Chan, who seemed to be at a disadvantage, was running forward at an astonishing speed!”The host announced enthusiastically.
But…Amidst the dust, Elizabeth's furry, uncle-like legs were exposed!!!
"Ah, could it be an illusion? Why did she suddenly see the uncle's leg hair?。。”The emcee was puzzled. As she spoke, she saw Elizabeth revealing the human uncle's legs as if she was wearing a doll." Ah! He saw it again! Uncle... Woo…"
Ding ~
Suddenly, Gui pulled out a samurai sword and placed it across the host's neck.
"Don't make trouble anymore. Elizabeth has been training hard for this day. Don't say uncle anymore.”
The blade flashed with a bright light, showing its sharpness.
"Ah, I'm not sure. I'm very sorry." The emcee immediately accepted his fate and apologized.
"Good luck! Dingchun!"
Kagura, Ginko, and Shinhachi cheered as if no one else was around.
"Hmm? He actually ran faster than Dingchun." Spirit was a little confused as she watched Elizabeth approach the fried chicken bone.
"What should we do? We're definitely going to lose this time!" Shinjachi covered his face and shouted.
"I'm sorry, Yinsang." Kagura suddenly spoke in a deep voice.
Err... Then, Kagura used the tip of the umbrella to lift the back of Yin Shi's clothes and threw him at Elizabeth.
"Go!”
Ding ~
Yin Shi flew into the air, leaving behind a white flash.
"Ahhhh!!!!!!!!”Screaming, Silver Time fell.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Yin Shi's head hit Elizabeth's back, knocking her to the ground.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
With things developing like this, everyone was dumbfounded except for Ling and the others.
"Woof!" When Dingchun saw Silver, it was as if he had seen a bone. He ran even more happily.
"Ah! Y'lisabet, who had fallen to the ground, propped up her injured body. The bone was about to fall into her hands.。。”The host returned to his senses and quickly reported.
However, Yin Shi suddenly got up and strangled Elizabeth's neck with a wooden knife." The super luxurious prize is mine.”
"Erm... I'm sorry. Snatching a bone like this. It's really ugly." Spirit was completely speechless. This group of people did not know what integrity was at all.
"Kagura, you can't learn from Gintoki in the future. You must treat everything he says as wrong.”Spirit immediately denied all of Yinshi's moral character and instructed Kagura.
"Hey, big sister, big sister is right.”Alright, Kagura was completely confused by the Reiki fans.
"Release Elizabeth." Gui suddenly appeared and strangled Yin Shi's neck with both hands." The super luxurious prize is for Elizabeth and me.”
"Awoo." Dingchun bit Osmanthus's head until blood flowed out.
"In the end, you still like this guy. Alright, if you bite me again, I promise to break this naturally curly neck immediately. Have you thought it through?" Osmanthus threatened Dingchun.
"What do you mean? It would be strange if it could understand you.”Yin Shi counterattacked.
"You bastards, the competition has changed! I beg of you, can you give me a proper match? How can it be broadcasted like this! Bastard!" The host in the distance exploded. However, it was not easy for him to endure until now.
"Ah ah ~ If this continues, the farce will really end. Well, thinking about it, it made sense. This group of guys was just like that.”Right now, Spirit was purely watching the show.
"Who cares if you can broadcast it or not!" Gui tightened his grip on Yin Shi's neck.
"Ah!" Yin Shi moaned in pain.
"Ahhhh ~ That's enough." Suddenly, an uncle-like mysterious voice sounded.
"Hmm?" Yin Shi and Gui, who were still struggling, stopped what they were doing at the same time.
"I'm tired."
The voice came from Elizabeth!!!
"Ah!" Yin Shi and Gui were so scared that they quickly let go.
"Let's go back. I said, can you move aside for me?”A dejected voice that sounded like a useless uncle came from Elizabeth!
Crack!
It sounded like a machine being turned on.
Elizabeth's mouth opened!
Within Elizabeth's body, only two glowing eyes could be seen in the darkness!!!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
A sticky hand reached out!
Then another one...
The thing inside slowly crawled out!!!
"Erm... I'm sorry. So disgusting." Spirit expressed that she was right to not like this Elizabeth from the start.
"Kagura. He left. You won't be able to eat dinner if you see what's next.”Spirit didn't want to watch any longer. She held the umbrella and quickly left with Kagura.
"Ahhhh! This is…"
"You must be lying. Elizabeth…"
The shouts of the crowd came from behind, as well as Gui's dumbfounded voice.
Spirit hastened her pace and left this sad and disgusting place.。。
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