(Shizuto-san's eyes are always sharp ~ It can even stop children from crying at night ~)
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"I'm a warrior! How could she do something as despicable as stealing underwear?!”The gorilla lay under the table and said righteously with an expression that said,"I'm a righteous partner."
"What kind of warrior would be a stalker?”Yin Shi and Xin Baji squatted beside the gorilla at the same time, their beady eyes filled with disdain.
"Even a stalker would never steal underwear! I'll sue you!" The gorilla stuck its body out, shamelessly still looking righteous.
"Now we're going to sue you, you bastard.”Shinhachi complained.
"The Shinsengumi is going to break up. "Ah, it's really something to celebrate, something to celebrate ~" Yin Shi laughed wickedly.
"Wait! Wait a minute! Take a look at this first!" The gorilla panicked and quickly took out a newspaper.
"Hmm? What is this?" Shinachi opened the newspaper and read the contents of a large page."Appearing again, the strange thief has a mask on his crotch.”
"The bastard thief who has been causing chaos on the streets recently. She covered her face with a bright red cloth, ran in the dark with only a pair of shorts, stole the underwear of beautiful girls everywhere, and then gave it to unloved men.。。He is a very strange fellow." The gorilla continued.
"What? He's just a pervert, right?”Spirit concluded.
"I see. So this is the meaning behind these pants.。。”Yin Shi suddenly took out a pair of women's underwear from nowhere." I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus."”
"Are you an idiot?" Spirit looked at Yin Shi speechlessly.
"Why did you get it too? Besides, it was too late to talk about Santa Claus!”Shinjachi complained loudly.
A red cross instantly appeared above Yin Shi's head. He was filled with anger. Santa Claus of Kabukicho works 365 days a year!”
"Hahahaha! That's the proof that you're considered an unloved man. I've been exposed!" The gorilla laughed smugly.
"Yeah, I've been exposed." Spirit looked at the gorilla's underwear that was peeking out of its clothes.
"Hey, you're showing yourself. "Xiong has revealed the medal of an unloved man ~" Shinhachi shouted at the gorilla who had yet to come back to his senses.
"Ah! This wasn't given by the Crotch Cloth Mask, hey!”The gorilla covered its clothes wretchedly, its face covered in cold sweat.
"Ah, I'm not sure. How disgusting." Spirit felt that if she continued to watch, it would affect her appetite for dinner. She decisively turned around and went to find Kagura and Ataka.
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Within the Shinsengumi…
"The thirty-fifth chapter, the Battle of Arresting a Bastard with a Mask at His Crotch.”Yin Shi raised his microphone and stood in front of the horizontal couplet with the title, his iconic dead fish eyes wide open.
"Oh yeah!" Everyone cheered.
"Erm... I'm sorry. Why did it turn out like this?"
Spirit looked at Kagura, who was clenching her fists and cheering, Taka Shimura, who was smiling and clapping, Shinhachi, who had a " I'm speechless right now " written all over his face, and the Shinsengumi members who were joining in the fun.
"Now, let's welcome Chairman Kondo Xun to speak.”Yin Shi said as he stepped aside.
"Ahem. Yes. Our Shinsengumi exists to protect the peace of the city.”The gorilla put on an act and said righteously,"The so-called peace!!! Only when people could live and work in peace and contentment could the peace of the entire city be pieced together.”As she spoke, her eyes drifted to Takeshi Shimura.
"Uh-huh ~" Takeshi Shimura suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled.
The gorilla blushed and pretended to be calm."So, new eighth brother, brother. It's our Shinsengumi's mission to protect my sister's underwear.”
Takeshi Shimura nodded in agreement.
"Huh? You really know how to talk." Spirit looked at the gorilla who was putting on a show in front of her and decided not to eat dinner after some thought. It really made her lose her appetite.
"Our team leader is really the best in the world at finding such superficial excuses.”General Wu said indifferently with an expressionless face, trying to ruin his boss's reputation.
"Hey!" The gorilla cried out and moved its face closer to the general understanding.
"Speaking of which, why are there so many people in the Shinsengumi? Could it be that the gorilla is abusing its power?”Spirit looked at the Shinsengumi members around her and asked.
"Revenge. Isn't that right, Hijikata?" General Wu suddenly turned around happily.
The crowd retreated, revealing Hijikata Juushirou, who was sitting on his knees with his eyes closed and a saber in his hand.
"Because a fool actually gave a pair of underwear to our Mr. Hijikata.”As he spoke, he took out a pair of pants from his clothes.
“!!!”Fang Tu suddenly opened his eyes and stared fiercely.。。That pair of shorts.
Swoosh!
A saber light flashed, and Fang Tu closed his eyes and sheathed his saber.
His underwear shattered into pieces and scattered.
"Unforgivable." Tutu opened his eyes and said in a gloomy voice.
"Erm... I'm sorry. This person's eyes are so terrifying!" The poor newbie was frightened again.
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"Hey! Heartbeats! A battle to arrest women with piles of undergarments and masks!!”Yin Shi stood in front of the horizontal couplet that had just changed a few words and said lazily.
" Oh oh oh!!!!" Everyone was still cheering as usual.
"Sigh. What nonsense is this? Let's get down to business. There was no substantial progress after so long.”Spirit was truly speechless at this group of troublemakers who loved to join in the fun.
"Hey, hey ~ This time, with the full support of Miss Takeshi Shimura, we will use the bait method.”Yin Shi said and moved to the side.
"Bait?" Everyone expressed their doubts and had a 'give me an explanation' look on their faces.
"Oh ~~~~"
Everyone exclaimed when they saw Taka Shimura suddenly raise the purple pants in his hand.
"I provide combat underwear. To put it in a more imposing manner, it was Mickey Rourke's Cat Punch.”Takeshi Shimura said with a smile that made his eyes invisible.
"Cat Fist!" The gorilla suddenly coughed out two nosebleeds and fell to the ground.
Spirit narrowed her eyes and curled her lips. She didn't say or do anything and just watched quietly.
"Wait, this is too terrifying. Most men wouldn't be able to handle it and would be scared away.”Yin Shi tried to dissuade Miao Shimura.
"Um…" Takeshi Shimura lowered his head and frowned as he thought for a while.
"What about this one?" As she spoke, she took out a pair of pink pants with a cute bear pattern.
"Oh ~" Everyone exclaimed again.
"It's called Dawn's Face Pounce.”Takeshi Shimura said calmly. He didn't seem to realize that he had taken out two pairs of his underwear in front of a large group of men.
"Hah!" The gorilla had just stood up when it took a deep breath and fell to the ground with a nosebleed.
The corners of Spirit's lips curled up once again, and her smile deepened. Her eyes narrowed completely.
"Sister, you took out so many pairs of underwear and waved them around. It was so embarrassing that it was even more awkward than seeing it with his family.”Shin Hachi instantly felt embarrassed.
"Only in this way can a young man step onto the ladder of adulthood.”Kagura crossed her arms and spoke calmly like an adult.
"Don't summarize it so easily!”The new eighty-Ji exploded.
Ignoring the noisy crowd, Spirit opened her squinted eyes.
At this moment, the purple eyes behind the mask were deep and serene. He was staring at the ever-gentle smile of Takeshi Shimura in front of him. The corners of his mouth were still curled into a gentle smile, but his eyes did not reveal any emotion.
"Uh…" Takeshi Shimura's smile froze for a moment as he looked into Spirit's eyes.
He took light steps and walked to Spirit's side." A real man. Actually, I just casually bought these. How could I really take out my underwear?”Takeshi Shimura whispered into Spirit's ear.
"Hmm? Did I say anything?" Spirit's voice was still calm, and no one could tell whether she was happy or angry.
However, Taka Shimura did not miss the ripple in Spirit's eyes when she heard her explanation.
"Woo..." Takeshi Shimura stared at Spirit for a while and suddenly smiled so widely that his teeth could not be seen." Masaka, is Spirit jealous?"”His voice was filled with joy.
"What are you talking about?" Spirit looked indifferently at Taka Shimura, who was laughing happily alone. Her expression was still unreadable. Of course, that was if one ignored the fact that her ears were slightly red.
Narrowing her eyes, Ling couldn't help but feel a little angry at herself for being so disappointing.
"Hehe, hey, hey, I won't do it again.”Miao Shimura quickly stopped. If she really provoked Ling to the point of ignoring her, she would be the one to suffer in the end.
"Oh? Is that so?" Spirit suddenly hugged her soft waist tightly.
" Hmph, don't think that you'll be so kind after teasing me.'
Spirit smiled even more gently as she thought about it." Are you really going to give Ah Miao to me?”Her gentle voice was filled with irresistible seduction.
Boom!
Miao Shimura blushed." G-give-give you w-w-w-what?"。”She stammered and could not say a complete sentence.
"Hehe, that depends on what Ah Miao is willing to give me.”As she spoke, Spirit released the seductive aura that she usually restrained.
Bang!
Ah Miao's face was burning.
"Hey, hey. Don't treat us like we don't exist." Shinhachi complained helplessly as he looked at the pink bubbles surrounding Rei and Takeshi Shimura.
Kagura looked on with envy and hatred.
The gorilla had snot and lasagna on her face, looking like a resentful woman who had been abandoned.
Yin Shi and the others stared at him with dead fish eyes.
"Oh, you guys go do your own things.”Spirit remained calm. Ignoring these shameless fellows was the wisest choice.
"Hey, I'm not sure. What did he say about being his own…S-Sister!" Just as Shinjachi was about to complain, he realized that his sister, who was still in Ling's arms, seemed to have turned black.
"It's rare to have such a good atmosphere…You guys…" As Miao Shimura spoke, he picked up the nagi sword and walked towards the crowd. In the darkness, there was a pair of eyes that were glowing red like a beast!
“。。。Go to hell!" Takeshi Shimura roared and kicked his saber at everyone.
"Ahhhh!!!!!!!”
(It has been pending review. I might as well post another chapter to see if it will be banned.)）
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