(Mommy said that those who only know how to laugh foolishly all day are idiots!) Just like this Sakamoto Tatuma!
Squeak ~ Squeak ~ Squeak ~
On a scorching summer day, the cicadas chirped tirelessly, making people feel even more irritated.
Rei and Kagura had just left the supermarket and were about to return to the Omnipresent House.
Spirit held a portable bag in one hand and held an umbrella for Kagura with the other. Kagura happily held Spirit's hand and jumped around energetically.
Even with Spirit's unique constitution, she could feel the heat of summer as she walked along the bustling streets.
"Sigh ~"
"Big Sister, why are you sighing, Ah Lu?”
"Uh, nothing." Spirit said calmly.
Of course. Was she supposed to tell Kagura that she was thinking about what had happened between her and Little Ape?
When the people from the Myriad Things House found out about this, they stared at Spirit with strange gazes for a long time.
His eyes seemed to be roaring at Spirit,"Are you kidding me?!" You also want such a woman with such strong taste!! Don't you hate natto the most?!!”
However, Spirit had always responded to all changes with the same attitude. She only lightly spat out a sentence,"”
Yin Shi and Xin Baji quickly pretended to be obedient children in fear of Ling's various lewd threats.
Only Kagura kept pestering Rei for a long time.
Sigh ~ But Little Ape was really something. Ling had already asked her to move in with her, but she had only been wandering around for a while before rejecting her with a reluctant expression!
She said that she liked to secretly follow Ling around and that it would be inconvenient for her to work if she stayed over.
Sigh…Forget about work, forget about masochism, but she actually liked the feeling of being a stalker.
" Sigh…" Spirit glanced at the little ape, who was still following behind with a suspicious blush on its face. She sighed again with a hint of helplessness and affection.
"Oh, Kagura, there's a lottery draw in the shop over there. Do you want to try?" Before Kagura could ask anything, Spirit decisively changed the topic.
"Oh, oh! Just watch me, Kaulasama, show off my skills, Aru!”
"Haha." Spirit curled her lips and walked over with Kagura, who was eager to give it a try.
---Da la ~
The lottery wheel kept rolling.
Da! Da da ~
A golden pearl rolled out.
"Oh?" Kagura widened her eyes in surprise.
"Oh! It has appeared!" The stall owner of the lottery stand rang the bell in his hand." Congratulations! First prize!"
。。。
" The distant and boundless universe, the most luxurious vacation filled with dreams and romance, the super adventure, everything. A great universe that had never been seen before would appear before his eyes.。。”
"Yinsang. He really wanted to go on a trip to the universe like that.”Sitting on the sofa facing Yin Shi, Xin Ba Ji was holding a cup of tea and watching the news on TV.
"Child, what are you saying? There is no oxygen in the universe. Without oxygen, he would die.”Yin Shi looked at Jump and pretended to be disdainful.
"We're back." Spirit said habitually as she placed the plastic bag on the coffee table.
"Oh, welcome back." Yin Shi and Xin Baji replied at the same time.
Pa!
Pa!
Kagura suddenly raised his hand and slapped away the snack bowl in front of Shinhachi and the jump in Ginshi's hands.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Girl, how old are you? Why are you resisting without any reason? Ling, if you don't take care of her, this girl will be terrible when she grows up.”
Spirit looked at Kagura dotingly." No, Kagura is very obedient."”
"What? I'm only obedient in front of you."
"Surrender to my Aru, foolish people.”Kagura hugged her chest with both hands and acted arrogantly.
"Hmm?"
"I say you're too arrogant, poor warriors.”As he spoke, Kagura suddenly took out a green onion from the plastic bag and slapped it on the short table." Call me the factory manager."”
"Don't you think the Queen is better, Factory Head?”
"Compared to the unproductive Queen, of course, the factory leader is the greater Ah Lu. Call me the factory manager who'll do his best!'”Kagura angrily pointed a green onion at the perfunctory Gintoki.
"Factory head, have you bought the roll paper?”The Shinhachi seemed to think that Kagura had become a chuunibyou again.
"Wiping ass paper is completely unimportant! I brought back an even more dazzling piece of paper.”Kagura took out the ticket that he had won from the lucky draw. It was the ticket to the universe that Shinhachi had been so envious of and that Ginshi had been so jealous of." It's a paper aru that can take us to the sky."”
"Universe Journey! Four spots?"
" Factory, factory manager!!!"
Shinhachi and Ginki had gone mad. They knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Kagura." Long live!" Hooray! Hooray! Long live!"
Spirit looked at the two spineless people with disdain before sitting on the sofa and watching the three of them play.
Ding dong ~ Ding dong ~
Yin Shi stood at the door of the metal inspection room and rubbed his head awkwardly." What's going on? I really don't have any metal objects on me." Ah! Could it be that the knife hidden in his heart could also sense it?”
"Recently, there have been frequent terrorist activities by the anti-foreigner terrorists. Please take another test.”The customer service lady by the door had a standard smile and a formal answer.
"Oh! Oh right, I forgot about the two pieces of metal in my crotch.”
"Dear customer, if you don't shut up, I'll slap you.”The standard smile was still impeccable.
"Ah, Miss. There was no need to worry. If you want to slap him, you don't have to be polite.”Spirit glanced at Silver Time with disdain as she spoke, then decisively went to look for Kagura.
"Hi. Take care, customer." It was a standard smile, but his cheeks seemed to be flushed.
"Earth must be very beautiful from the universe.”Shinjachi mumbled to himself as he squatted by the wall.
"What are you mumbling about, Shinhachi?”
"Ah, nothing, Lingsang. He just wanted to bring his sister here to play.”
"Ah Miao. He had no choice. He had wanted to buy her another ticket to come together, but she had already promised to replace her friend. He couldn't go back on his word.”
Spirit was also a little regretful. She had wanted to bring everyone along to play, but it was a pity that both Ah Miao and Little Ape had jobs. As a princess, it was even more impossible for Cheng Ye to come out and play. That was why Spirit didn't want to invite her in the first place, so that she wouldn't be sad after hearing about it.
"Sir, pets are not allowed here.。。”
"Hmm?" Spirit One turned around and saw Kagura and the huge Dingchun lying on his back, still panting heavily.
"No, this is the puppet Ah Lu.”
"Dolls don't breathe like that, do they?”
"Who said it's a doll? It's a sh * t machine.”As she spoke, Dingchun moved away from Kagura's head without cooperating at all.
"How can there be such a big dog smell like a sh * t machine?!”
"Oh, then it's probably a pet."
Spirit couldn't stand it anymore and quickly walked over." I'm sorry, sir. This child has caused you trouble."
"Ah, hello, customer."
"Dingchun won't cause trouble for anyone, let alone bite Ah Lu. I can guarantee this.”Kagura didn't give up and continued to work hard.
"Aren't you biting? You didn't even finish your sentence before you started biting! This customer! Are you alright?"
Spirit looked at Dingchun, who didn't give its master any face at all and was addicted to biting people. It was thinking about how to punish it.
Well... Was it better to be grounded or to fast? Well, why don't they all come?
"Hey, what's going on…" A man wearing a red robe and sunglasses with curly hair sat up in a daze."I finally had a good sleep. Is it time to take off already?" Why do I feel a sharp pain in my head? Did I drink too much yesterday? "Ahahahaha ~ Ahahahaha ~" As he spoke, the man started laughing.。。How could he say "two"?
"It's not that you drank too much yesterday. It's that you're about to be swallowed.。。”
"This idiot, didn't he realize that there was a spring above his head? How slow must one be to reach this realm?”Spirit looked at the bleeding man whose head was bitten by Dingchun and expressed her deep disdain.
"Why are you sweating so much? His entire body was dripping with sh * t. Hello? Why is it red?" The man looked at the liquid on his hand in confusion. A second later, he seemed to have come to a realization." Oh, it's because I also drank tomato juice."”
"Hey! I say, you're too optimistic!”The standard smile on the staff member's face finally broke. He really couldn't help but shout at this idiot.
"Ah, your body is so heavy. You have a serious hangover this time. "Ahahahaha ~ Ahahahaha ~" The idiot said. He didn't notice Dingchun, who was biting his head and dragging him, and left with a silly smile.
"I said, did you hear what I said?”
"Ah! Dingchun!" Kagura shouted and chased after him.
"Who is that?" Xin Baji finally came back to his senses.
Spirit Face held her forehead with her hand to show her helplessness. When her fingertips touched the coldness of the mask, Spirit put down her hand and turned around." There are always a lot of idiots. Xinba Ji, let's go first."
"Oh, hi."
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