In an inn in Fu 'an County, there were two middle-aged men in tidy clothes sitting at a table. One of them was holding a walking stick, while the other was holding a banana fan. It was no surprise that these two were Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili, who had descended from heaven to look for the other six immortals.
Han Zhongli ate his food and asked curiously," Sigh, Old Li, why are you always looking at me if you're not eating?
Tie Guaili said helplessly, Why are you so gluttonous? Every time you descend to the mortal world, you have to eat so much. I really don't understand. Did you not eat enough when you were a mortal? As immortals, we don't have enough to eat.
Sigh, Old Li, you're wrong. This isn't a matter of hunger. This is a matter of taste, do you understand? " Try it if you don't believe me," Han Zhongli said.
Li Ruyan picked up a piece of food with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth. Indeed, the food in the mortal world was much more delicious than the food in the celestial heavens, but was taste really that important?
Han Zhongli said," Of course the taste is important. Aiya, I haven't finished eating yet. Let's talk after I finish eating."
Uh, that's not the question. I mean, do we have silver? Tie Guaili whispered worriedly. Han Zhongli chuckled and said," With our current magic power, we can barely turn stone into gold. After saying that, we pointed at the chopsticks on the table with our index fingers and quickly turned them into a golden hairpin.
Was this really okay? Tie Guaili said. Han Zhongli didn't mind. He walked to the innkeeper and said," Boss, we want to stay here for eight to ten days. If you think it's feasible, then I'll give the golden hairpin to the innkeeper.
The innkeeper took the golden hairpin into his mouth and bit it before saying, Sure, sure. Please. After saying that, he placed his hands in front of him and made a gesture of invitation. Then, Tie Guaili followed Han Zhongli into the guest room.
At night, when the innkeeper took out the golden hairpin from the drawer, he immediately knew that he had been cheated when he saw that it was a chicken bone. He immediately called a few strong men to go to Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili's room and chased them out. Of course, how could these mortals beat immortals? It was just that Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili did not want to fight. Although their magical power had not recovered, it was enough to deal with mortals.
Shui Zha happened to pass by and saw Tie Guaili and Li's embarrassment. He smiled and walked up to them. I'll pay for their room and meals. After saying that, he picked up a silver ingot and placed it in the boss's hand. He asked again, Is that enough?
The inn owner immediately said, This young master had had enough. After saying that, the innkeeper thought that there were at least ten taels of silver here. Anyway, the two of them had only stayed for a day and had not earned much. Then, the innkeeper brought a few strong men back to the inn.
After the inn owner left, Han Zhongli quickly said," Thank you for saving me, Young Master. I will definitely repay you in the future. Tie Guaili also said,"May I ask your name? We will repay you in the future."
Shui Zha said indifferently. I'm Li Shuizha, there's no need to repay you. I just saw injustice on the road, I really don't deserve it.
Brother Li is too polite. If it wasn't for Brother Li, our brothers would have left long ago! Tie Guaili said embarrassedly. Han Zhongli nodded in agreement.
Shui Zha then said,"It's nothing. You're welcome. I don't know where you're going. This isn't the place to talk. Why don't we go somewhere and have a drink?" In any case, Chen Feng knew what they were doing. It would be easier to get familiar with them in the future, right?
Tie Guaili wanted to say no, but he didn't say anything. Han Zhongli immediately said," Alright, I'll do as you say. It'd be best if I could get more than a dozen side dishes." Tie Guaili could only helplessly think that he was indeed a foodie. Once he heard that there was food, he did not care about anything else.
Shui Zha only smiled. He knew that Han Zhongli was a foodie, so he used this plan to lure him into the trap. Otherwise, it would have taken him a lot of effort.
Then, the few of them arrived at an inn. Of course, it was not the one from before. Chen Feng knew that the two of them would definitely be embarrassed to go back after being chased out.
After the three of them entered the inn and sat down, a waiter immediately walked over and said, What would you like to order, my three guests? Our dishes are famous.
Before the water could come out, Han Zhongli said anxiously, Bring me your most delicious dishes. Hurry up. Wasn't he worried about whether Shui Zha had that much money? Tie Guaili, on the other hand, was trying to signal him with his eyes, meaning that he was being treated by someone else, so why didn't he know how to control himself?
Shui Zha saw it and said, And a bottle of the best Nu 'er Hong. Yes, that's it. Where did Shui Zha get the money from? Of course, he had to make it out of thin air. In the original novel, Yan Cai was also made out of thin air. She didn't say that she would change back to her original appearance. If you paid too much attention to details, you would lose.
After the dishes were served, Shui Zha asked, I don't know why the two of you were chased out just now. I don't think the two of you are dressed like ordinary people. Although Shui Zha knew the plot, he could still ask.
Tie Guaili saw that Han Zhongli was busy eating and said helplessly," To be honest, we don't have much money. We just ate someone else's food and didn't have money to pay, so we were chased out. Sigh!
Oh, this is really interesting, haha... Shui Zha smiled faintly. Although he had seen their embarrassing faces, he still wanted to laugh when he heard this.
Han Zhongli frowned and looked at Shui Zha. Brother Li, I can see that your white robe is fluttering in the wind, and you're handsome. You're definitely not an ordinary person. Who exactly are you?
It doesn't matter who I am! The important thing is, I am who you are. Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili looked at each other thoughtfully after hearing that.
You mean…Are you like us? Tie Guaili said in disbelief. Of course, I don't have to lie to you. Shui Zha smiled.
Then why haven't we seen you before? Han Zhongli said. Tie Guaili nodded in agreement.
Shui Zha blandly said,"I'm not in the immortal class, I'm just an immortal." Shui Zha didn't want to become a celestial anyway. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to pick up girls in the future.
Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili looked at each other and nodded as if they had decided on something. Brother Li, we are actually one of the eight immortals in the sky. Now we are ordered by the Jade Emperor to come down to the mortal world to find the other six immortals. It has been a month now, but we still have no progress. Sigh!
Shui Zha knew but he still pretended to say, Oh, so that's how it is. Hmm…Let me guess, it should be because of the East China Sea, right?
Brother Li is indeed smart. No wonder he cultivated to become an immortal so quickly at such a young age. Han Zhongli and the other two said in admiration. Then, she told him everything about how the two of them crossed the East China Sea and the chaos in the mortal world.
Shui Zha thought that it was still the same as the original novel, the butterfly effect should die. After all, as long as one was strong enough, no tricks would work.
Then, after Han Zhongli and the other two finished, Shui Zha said, Then why don't I help you too? I'll help you. Anyway, one more person means one more hope, right?
Han Zhongli quickly said,"Thank you for your help, Brother Li. Please take care of me in the future. Haha." Tie Guaili also said,"With Brother Li's help, we won't have to work so hard this time." After saying that, the three of them looked at each other and smiled.
After the meal, Shui Zha said goodbye to Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili and then walked towards Yong Kang Hall.
On the way, Shuizha suddenly thought of the ending of the Eight Immortals. Tathagata had said that all of this was a test that he and Guanyin had given to the Eight Immortals. Thinking of this, Shui Zha was furious. He almost smashed the computer when he was watching TV.
F * ck, if you say it's a test, then so be it. Why do so many people have to die just to become an immortal? Shui Zha still felt angry when he thought about it.
Hmph, although I won't deal with you for now, I'll deal with you when you offend me in the future. Moreover, Sister Guanyin must be my wife and be taught a lesson. After thinking about it, he walked straight to Yongkang Hall.
After Shui Zha and Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili separated, Han Zhongli and Tie Guaili returned to a dilapidated temple like in the original novel. The plaque on the door of this dilapidated temple was worn-out with the words "Fourth Uncle Temple" written on it. (Enigmatic Voice: Who is Fourth Uncle?）
After the two of them sat by the bonfire in front of the door, Tie Guaili asked with some doubt, Sigh! Why don't we have the Eight Immortals Temple in the mortal world? Even the four dukes had their own temples, although no one worshiped them anymore.
When Han Zhongli heard this, he immediately said in surprise, Sigh... That's right, it's really strange. Why don't we ask about the land? Just as he was about to prepare himself, Tie Guaili immediately said, Sigh! Let me do it. Then, I'll say the word 'earth' loudly... After saying that, he raised his walking stick and hit it hard. Immediately, the ground shook.
When the land came out, Han Zhongli said," Earth, what happened to your face? The earth stroked the bump on his head and said," Didn't I tell you to be gentle? Look, there's a bump on your head again.
Tie Guaili saw the bump on the ground and said in embarrassment," I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll be less forceful in the future, haha! Then, he said,"Earth, let me ask you something. Why are the temples named after him and me in the mortal world? There are even four dukes. This doesn't make sense!"
The earth god knew that these two immortals had become immortals not long ago. The two immortals did not know that if they wanted to have their own temple for the people to worship, they needed merit. The two immortals did not have merit yet. Therefore, there is no temple named after the two of you.
Oh... So that was the case. Han Zhongli immediately understood. The land said, As long as you do more good deeds, you will have merit. When you have merit, the princes will record it on the merit spectrum. Look, this is the merit spectrum. After saying that, the earth took out a book called the merit spectrum.
Do you have any questions for Xiao Xian? If not, Xiao Xian will take her leave. After saying that, the earth turned to Tie Guai and Li.
Han Zhongli said after hearing this,"It's okay, please go back." The little immortal took his leave. After saying that, smoke rose from the ground and he immediately fled.
At this moment, Han Zhongli said,"Old Li, don't you feel like we've seen Han Xiangzi before?"
Tie Guaili said warmly, Han Xiangzi, Han Xiangzi. Suddenly, Tie Guaili seemed to have recalled the poem that Tai Bai had written with all his heart. The sound of the flute in the cold night was a sign of meeting. If you don't see him alone, it's useless.
Han Zhongli also thought of this, and the two of them said at the same time," Han Xiangzi, he is the jade flute we are looking for. Then, the two of them looked at each other and laughed. They had finally found one of them. They could see the excitement in each other's eyes.
Then, Han Zhongli said,"Let's rest early and go persuade him tomorrow morning." Tie Guaili said after hearing this, That's right, she would go and find him tomorrow morning to make things clear. After that, the two of them went to sleep. Although he didn't know if he could sleep.
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