"Baby, baby." Just as the few of them were feeling strange, Yao Si 'niang suddenly jumped out from behind Zhao Buzhu. She ran and shouted crazily, and the few of them were shocked.
"Do you see this? This is the typical case of a ghost child in Spring Wind Town. What did I say? Our Hu Family's one-day supernatural tour is definitely worth the money, right?”A man who seemed to be a tour guide led a group of tourists over.
"Yes!" The tourists shouted.
"A woman like this used to have a happy family, right?”The tour guide was full of emotion and even squeezed out a tear. It was rare to see such a dedicated tour guide nowadays.
"Yes!" The tourists 'emotions were stirred by him and they agreed excitedly.
The tour guide deliberately lowered his voice and said," Unfortunately, on a dark and windy night, a ghost child wearing a mask quietly appeared. He took off his mask. It turned out that there was no face under his mask. A gust of cold wind blew past. He stretched out his fair little hand and grabbed a baby with a whoosh.”
The tour guide was exaggerating, but the tourists actually believed him. They were fooled into a daze.
"Don't make a scene." The tour guide was so engrossed in his speech that he didn't even react when Liu Ruoxin patted him.
"Stop playing." Liu Ruoxin patted him again, but the tour guide still didn't react.
Liu Ruoxin couldn't stand it anymore and put her sword on the tour guide's neck.
"This young lady is so beautiful. I wonder which family she is from.”The tour guide laughed awkwardly and finally responded. He complimented,"I, Tour Guide Hu, haven't seen you in so many years. May I ask your name?”
"You know ghost children so well. Have you seen them before?”
Seeing Liu Ruoxin asking this, Tour Guide Hu said proudly,""You asked the right question. It was said that many years ago, there was a child who died prematurely in the town. Because of his heavy resentment, he would come out every night to find a child to be a substitute so that he could be reincarnated.”
Chen Anan didn't want to believe that there was really a ghost child. She argued,""What nonsense is this? Have you seen it with your own eyes? If you ask me, it's all your nonsense!”
"Miss, I can tell that you have big breasts but no brains.”Tour Guide Hu retorted angrily, but why did he look at Liu Ruoxin first and then Chen Anan?
"What did you say? Say it again if you dare." Chen Anan glared at her. Most people would think that she was angry when they saw her like this.
"Why wouldn't I dare? This is the truth!”Tour Guide Hu looked at Liu Ruoxin first, then at Chen Anan and said,""Big breasts, no brains."
Those who weren't stupid understood. Tour Guide Hu said that Liu Ruoxin had big breasts and Chen Anan was brainless.
However, they did not know that Chen Anan's way of thinking was different from that of ordinary people.
"Thank you. This is the first time in my life that someone has praised me for having big breasts.”Chen Anan covered her face and laughed. Apparently, she only heard the good stuff and blocked the bad stuff.
Zhou Jie couldn't stand it anymore. He stood between the two of them and said to Tour Guide Hu,""Since you know so much, you must know the child's name and where he is buried, right?”
" Are you kidding? How could I not know?" Tour Guide Hu rubbed his fingers and made a gesture that everyone in the world knew.
Zhou Jie could tell that he wanted money. It would be fine if someone else gave him some money. However, Zhou Jie knew very well what kind of person this Tour Guide Hu was. He was already being merciful by not beating him up, but he still wanted money?
Zhou Jie pretended that everything was negotiable. He took out something the size of a pill and said,"Ah! I understand. Have a candy first, and we'll discuss it properly.”
Tour Guide Hu didn't suspect anything. He ate the food in one bite and said,""It's quite sweet. Although I don't know the name of that child, I still know where he is buried. However, there are two taels of lead, two taels of guidance, three taels of special attractions, and even entertainment services at night!”
"That's amazing. You even have entertainment services.”Zhu Yipin had a wretched smile on his face. Clearly, he was very tempted.
Chen Anan was jealous. She pushed Zhu Yipin away and said,""Just tell me the cheapest one."
"There are cheap ones too." Tour Guide Hu gave Chen Anan a contemptuous look, took out a map from his backpack and said,""The map is the cheapest, only one tael.”
"One tael! Why don't you go rob them!" Chen Anan's money-grubber nature exploded. It was harder to get her to buy a map with one tael of silver than to kill him.
"If you think it's expensive, you can choose not to buy it! You have to know that this map is "
"Stop!" Zhou Jie saw that Tour Guide Hu was about to start a long speech to promote his products, so he hurriedly interrupted him and pretended to be sinister."Brat, you still dare to be arrogant? Do you know what you just ate?”
"W-what? Didn't you say it was candy?”Tour Guide Hu was frightened by Zhou Jie and began to worry.
Zhou Jie sneered." That's a famous poison in the martial world,'Smiling Half-Step Lunatic.' After being poisoned, you can't laugh or walk. Otherwise, your blood vessels will burst and you'll die. If you don't believe me, try smiling.“
"I have no enmity with you. Why do you want to harm me?”Tour Guide Hu gulped. He didn't dare to bet his life on whether Zhou Jie was telling the truth.
Zhou Jie patted Tour Guide Hu's shoulder and said,""I just want to know about the ghost child. As long as you cooperate obediently, I'll naturally help you detoxify the poison. Otherwise, you'll have to stop smiling and walking for the rest of your life.”
Tour Guide Hu knew that once he was exposed, the consequences would be unimaginable. He planned to use the legend of the ghost child to deceive Zhou Jie.
Zhou Jie took the map. Although he knew that he wasn't telling the truth, if he arrested someone without evidence, it would inevitably alert the enemy and let the big fish go.
"Let's go!" Zhou Jie took the map and turned to leave.
Tour Guide Hu was anxious. Just as he was about to chase after him, he suddenly remembered what Zhou Jie had said. He quickly stopped and shouted,"Don't go. Where's the antidote?”
Zhou Jie shook the map in his hand and said without turning his head,"When I find the ghost child's grave, I'll give it to you when I return.”
Upon hearing this, Tour Guide Hu stood there in a daze as if the whole world had betrayed him.
"Tour guide, are we still going?" A tourist asked impatiently.”
"Leave immediately." Tour Guide Hu had a long face as he hopped forward.
Liu Ruoxin laughed and came to Zhou Jie,""Are you really that amazing?”
"Of course I do." Zhou Jie looked at Liu Ruoxin's surprised expression and resisted the urge to pinch her face,""I do have one, but I really gave him candy. I was just playing with him.”
Hearing this, Liu Ruoxin turned around and took a sympathetic look at Hu who was explaining while jumping. She really didn't expect Zhou Jie to be so mischievous.
The few of them followed the map and walked in the wilderness for a long time, but the trees around them were still trees. They did not even see a mound, let alone the ghost child's grave.
Chen Anan rubbed her calf and complained," What kind of lousy map is this? I've been looking for it for so long, but I can't find anything."”
"It's getting dark now. Why don't we go to the inn on the map and rest for a night?”Zhu Yipin suggested. After walking for such a long time, he could not take it anymore.
Chen Anan snatched the map and said," This map is so confusing. Who knows how to get there?"”
"I have an idea." Yang Yuxuan squatted on the ground and observed the ground.""There's only one inn on the map. With so many people coming and going, there must be a fixed route. The inns were usually facing south, and now it was the west side of the sun. According to the moisture of the soil and the angle of the shadow, he could conclude that the direction of the inn should be this way.”
Yang Yuxuan raised his head and pointed in a direction, but he didn't expect that everyone had already gone far away.
"I didn't have the heart to interrupt you when I saw how serious you were.”Zhou Jie patted Yang Yuxuan's shoulder and pointed at the tree beside him.
There was a wooden sign hanging on the tree with an arrow drawn on it. It also said," This way to the hotel."
Yang Yuxuan did not expect that after thinking for so long, it was actually useless. He was simply embarrassed. In a fit of anger, he cut the wooden token into two halves.
When everyone arrived at the inn, they saw that the surroundings were filled with flowers. It was a scene of paradise.
" I didn't expect such a beautiful place to exist in this shabby countryside," Chen Anan exclaimed. Brother Zhu, when we're old, we'll settle down here, raise flowers, grow vegetables, and live a carefree life. What do you think?”
Chen Anan kept fantasizing about the future. She couldn't help picking a very bright flower and sniffing it.
"Anan, this flower is poisonous." Zhu Yipin saw the flower in Chen Anan's hand and stopped her immediately.
However, it was too late for Zhu Yipin to say that. Chen Anan started to stagger and giggle."Why do I feel so light? I feel like I'm floating on air.”
Zhu Yipin hurriedly supported Chen Anan and said,""It's over. I've been hit."
"You even used the idiom correctly. It seems that you've been poisoned!”
Zhou Jie was speechless. It turned out that Chen Anan was so ignorant in Zhao Buzhu's eyes. If Chen Anan knew about this, there would be a good show to watch.
Zhao Buzhu didn't know that he had his own plans. He asked anxiously,""Old Zhu, do you have any way to detoxify the poison?”
"It's fine. The poison isn't too deep. It'll be fine in a while.”Zhu Yipin's words made everyone heave a sigh of relief.
"Brother Zhu, how did you become two? They've even built a house for us over there. Let's get married here!”
"The double vision is fine, but now I'm seeing hallucinations. It seems that my condition has worsened.”Zhu Yipin didn't expect the flower's toxicity to be so strong. He had only sniffed it, but it was already so serious.
When Zhao Buzhu heard this, he immediately panicked and hurriedly asked,"Then what should we do?"
"I can only use virgin boy urine now. Wait for me.”As he spoke, Zhu Yipin actually walked to the side, intending to contribute some virgin boy urine.
However, Zhu Yipin could not pee no matter how hard he tried. He could only come back and say helplessly,"I really don't have any stock. What about you guys?"
Zhou Jie, Zhao Buzhu, and Yang Yuxuan hurriedly shook their heads.
"Then what should we do?" Zhu Yipin was at a loss when he saw that the men present had no choice.
"Cough! Old Zhu, there is an inn over there. Let's go and ask. Maybe they have a way.”Zhou Jie coughed dryly and suggested. After all, even if he could pee himself, it was inevitable that it would be a little awkward to do such a thing in public. Only Zhu Yipin could maintain his composure.
Everyone came to the entrance of the inn and saw the signboard saying "Yuelai Inn".
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