Making Money
"Xuanyuan Xu, you bastard, you made me wait at the school gate for so long.”Yun Shan's furious roar could be heard from afar.
"Are you alright?" Cheng Xuan squatted down and was about to help the lizard up from the ground.
The lizard looked at him gratefully and gently.
"You pervert, what are you doing!”Yun Shan, who was a few meters away, saw Cheng Xuan leaning over and hugging the nearly naked lizard and shouted angrily.
She rushed up and kicked Cheng Xuan hard. Cheng Xuan almost staggered and fell into the pool. Fortunately, the demon was very considerate and held him up.
"Master, be careful." the goblin said with concern.
What a considerate little girl! The demon looked at Yun Shan resentfully. Cheng Xuan was afraid that she would attack and quickly pulled her back.
Xuanyuan Xu also ran over. Yun Shan took off her coat and put it on the lizard before helping her up. The moment Yun Shan touched the lizard, an unknown energy flowed into her body. A gentle and comfortable energy suppressed the overbearing energy in her body and surrounded and dissolved it. The lizard's face turned from pale to red, and its body was no longer cold. It became warmer.
Feeling the warmth of the lizard's body, Yun Shan said to the lizard,""How are you? Are you okay? Did he bully you? If he bullied you, tell me.”As she spoke, she glared at Cheng Xuan.
"Master is saving her. What do you want?”The goblin glared at Yun Shan with an angry expression.
"Thank you!" Xi Ling thanked Cheng Xuan gently. The little girl was still a little shy and blushed. Thinking that she was almost naked in front of him, she could not help but feel shy.
Yun Shan wasn't too stupid to realize that she had misunderstood. How could she admit it when she was so concerned about her reputation?"He's not a proper person. Why are you thanking him?”
What the hell, you damn Yunshan, you have a grudge against me! It wasn't easy for him to be able to show goodwill to another girl in front of Goddess Shen. Why did he have to mess things up?
Cheng Xuan cursed Yun Shan in his heart, but he smiled and said,"It's a misunderstanding! Actually, it was not a big deal. It was best that everyone was fine. Long live harmony.”
"What the hell is going on? Why are you lying here?。。。Also, how did this place become like this?”Yun Shan asked curiously.
Everyone stammered and did not answer.
Shen Yue paid close attention to the changes in the lizard. She realized that the lizard's face was obviously pale and seemed to be injured. It was inevitable that it would be injured by Cheng Xiaoyu's internal shock in the intense battle, but now it seemed to be normal again.
"Yueyue, you're here too!" Yun Shan saw Shen Yue and shouted in surprise,"I thought you went back. Why are you here?"
Seeing that Xuanyuan Xu and Shen Yue were standing very close to each other, she immediately pulled a long face and glared at Xuanyuan Xu."Pig head, tell me honestly. Why are you here with Shen Yue?”
Shen Yue knew what Yun Shan was thinking.”Cousin bit her hard.
Seeing that Yun Shan was about to fly into a rage, Shen Yue hurriedly said,"You guys continue chatting. I'll go back first.”
Cheng Xuan saw that Shen Yue was about to leave in a hurry and wanted to persuade her to stay. He had not said anything yet, but he did not know what to say."Yue..."
Shen Yue smiled innocently and waved her phone at him. Xuanyuan Xu was right in between Cheng Xuan and Shen Yue. In Yun Shan's eyes, Shen Yue's hand gesture was aimed at Xuanyuan Xu. Her face tensed up, and she stomped on Xuanyuan Xu's foot and left angrily.
"Yunshan, I'm just here to look for Chengxuan and got lost.”Xuanyuan Xu chased after Yun Shan.
"What does it have to do with me who you want to find?”Yun Shan said without turning her head.
Cheng Xuan said goodbye to the lizard and left with the demon. In the end, Li Yu was sent flying by the demon, and her injuries weren't serious. Wind Tide had electromagnetic abilities, so she looked the most miserable after being electrocuted. Her clothes were tattered and her entire body was black. Yiyi was the one who was injured the most. She was really beaten black and blue everywhere.
"I knew I couldn't afford to offend Cheng Xiaoyu, but I didn't believe it.”Yiyi complained. She was the one who opposed Cheng Xuan the most back then.
"That damn pervert, who knew he was so awesome!”Windy Tide said bitterly.
"Are you alright, Lucifer? You're really amazing. Only you can fight with Cheng Xiaoyu for a while.”Yiyi asked with concern when she saw the lizard.
"No, no!" Said the lizard in a daze.
"The test is over. I want to report today's situation to the higher-ups. Do you have anything to say?”Li Yu said. Her voice was as emotionless as a newscaster.
In a secret room of an experimental building, Li Yu was reporting to a middle-aged man. The middle-aged man was tall and sturdy, wearing a white coat and standing with his back against his back.
"That's all." Li Yu said.
"Cheng Xiaoyu, do you have her photo?" the man asked.
Li Yu respectfully handed over the information.
The man looked at her and said lightly,"She's here too. It's getting more and more interesting."”
The middle-aged man couldn't help but sigh. In the world thousands of years later, humans were flourishing, technology was advanced, the environment was destroyed, and the original vitality was thin. All kinds of creatures were extinct or transformed, and evil demons avoided them. Subduing demons and devils was no longer the mainstream of martial arts. Thinking back to how he had just arrived in this world a few years ago and insisted on subduing demons, he was actually treated as a lunatic and was arrested in a mental hospital for forced treatment. Now that he thought about it, it was ridiculous.
"Cheng Xiaoyu, don't worry about her for now. You just said that Yun Shan has the ability to heal violent energy.”The middle-aged man was thinking about something.
" When the lizard fought Cheng Xiaoyu, she was indeed exhausted. The violent energy in her body was uncontrollable and was running amok. The lizard didn't take any medicine, but when Yunshan helped her up, the violent energy in her body was suppressed by some kind of power.”Li Yu said.
"Change the target of the investigation to that Yun Shan.”the middle-aged man said.
"Yes." Li Yu replied.
"Don't be too rough." the man said.
"Yes." Li Yu replied.
It seemed that he had to pass on some internal energy to them. He had no choice but to pass it on! The middle-aged man thought.
When he returned to his room, Cheng Xuan quickly took out his phone excitedly and dialed Shen Yue's number. The first time he dialed, no one picked up. The second time, no one picked up. What was going on? Cheng Xuan couldn't help but feel guilty. What did Goddess Shen mean by waving her phone at him? He couldn't think of anything else other than asking him to call her. Could she be lying to me? Cheng Xuan was more inclined to believe that something had happened to her and she hadn't picked up in time. After hesitating for a while, Cheng Xuan nervously and worriedly made a call. His heart was beating very fast. This was the first time he had called Goddess Shen.
The vixen was watching TV in her room, lying on the sofa in a sloppy manner. She was pressing the remote control randomly, her mind completely not on the TV. Her eyes were fixed on Cheng Xuan, and she had never been so active when she saw him playing with her food.
"Lower your volume. I said turn down the television volume.”Cheng Xuan stood at the door of the balcony and shouted at the demon,"Can't you see that I'm on the phone? Keep your voice down."
The goblin ignored him and turned up the volume of the television. Cheng Xuan was originally anxious, but when he saw that the demon had disobeyed him, he walked over angrily.
"Beep, beep, beep..." The call went through." Hello!" Shen Yue's sweet voice came from the other end.
"Are you courting death?!" Cheng Xuan shouted at the demon.
"What do you mean? Wasn't it just that he didn't pick up your call immediately? Do you have to speak so loudly?”Shen Yue shouted loudly.
"No, Yueyue, I…" Cheng Xuan quickly changed his tone and expression.
The vixen sat up cross-legged and turned the television to the maximum volume. She reached out to pour some water, but her mind was focused on listening to Cheng Xuan. She was absent-minded and accidentally knocked over the kettle. The hot water poured directly on Cheng Xuan's feet, scalding him.
"F * ck, do you want to die? Do you want me to beat you up?”He said to the demon.
Shen Yue was so angry that Cheng Xuan actually called to threaten her. Instead, he smiled and said,"Alright! Cheng Xuan wants revenge, right? If you want to settle scores with me, I'll accompany you to the end.”
Shen Yue was angry. Her voice was very gentle, but her tone was very cold.
"No, Yueyue, it's a misunderstanding…”Cheng Xuan hurriedly explained, afraid that Shen Yue would misunderstand and be done for.
"Is it a misunderstanding?" Shen Yue said with a smile.
"Did Cheng Xuan become bolder because of Cheng Xiaoyu? If that's the case, I'll look down on you.”Shen Yue said.
"It wasn't Yueyue. I wasn't talking to you.”Cheng Xuan said quickly.
"If you weren't talking to me, who were you talking to? Didn't you call me as soon as you got home?”Shen Yue said.
"I just came back and..." Cheng Xuan thought to himself that this was not good. Wouldn't he be admitting that there was someone else in his room? However, Shen Yue seemed to have misunderstood.
"It's so noisy over there." Shen Yue said.
The television was too loud, so Cheng Xuan didn't hear it clearly. After saying hello a few times, he rushed to the balcony and closed the door.
"Hey! Yueyue, what did you say just now? I didn't hear it clearly.”Cheng Xuan said.
"I just got out of the car. What else did you call me for besides threatening me? If there's nothing else, I'll hang up.”Shen Yue suddenly said.
"I…" Cheng Xuan stuttered. He was confused by the demon and couldn't think of anything to say.
"Beep toot!" Shen Yue hung up the phone.
It was a long-awaited call, but it was a complete failure.
Cheng Xuan angrily unplugged the TV." Stinky fish, what do you mean? Can't you see that I'm on the phone?”
"You're talking too loudly on the phone and it's affecting my television.”The goblin said calmly.
"What?" Bro, the call hasn't been picked up yet? Besides, are you watching TV? Not only did the channel change continuously, but it also stopped at the advertisement in the end. Brain Platinum is young and healthy. I think he's a brain idiot.
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?!" Cheng Xuan said angrily.
The vixen ignored him and returned to her lazy state. She leaned against the sofa and refused to let Cheng Xuan sit. He flicked his fingers and plugged it in. He said in a commanding tone,""I'm hungry."
"Hey, what kind of attitude is this? Who is the master?”Cheng Xuan walked over and forced the demon's legs to bend over before forcing her to sit on the sofa. "I'm not cooking. If you want to eat, cook it yourself. I'm eating instant noodles today.”
"Then I'll eat instant noodles too." the goblin said.
"Just two packets of instant noodles. It's not enough for me to eat by myself.”Cheng Xuan said unhappily.
"You're bullying me. You said that you would take good care of Xiaoyu. Besides, I saved you today.”the goblin said childishly.
Don't mention this. Cheng Xuan was angry at the mention of this. You didn't bring me any benefits during the short period of time you've been here. I even overspent a few thousand yuan, and now I'm so poor.”
The demon lowered her head and didn't say anything. Cheng Xuan thought to himself. Didn't the demon know magic? It was easy to make money by changing something. As she thought about it, she smiled and ran to cook happily.
After dinner, the demon sat cross-legged on the sofa in a short shirt and pants, hugging a bear. She looked at Cheng Xuan curiously, and Cheng Xuan stood in front of her and stared at her. Of course, she had to admit that her eyes were small. There were all kinds of boxes and items on the table.
"Master, are you going to perform?”the goblin asked.
"You're the one who wants to perform." Cheng Xuan shouted.
"You were watching TV in front of me." the goblin said.
Cheng Xuan ran over to turn off the TV. When he came back, the demon turned it on again. Cheng Xuan ran back to turn it off again, and when he came back, the demon turned it on again. This repeated several times. Cheng Xuan was exhausted and shouted angrily,"You're not allowed to watch television."
The sprite has been staying here for so long, but I haven't tested her abilities properly. If the sprite is so awesome, she might know some very powerful spells. I'll make a killing.
"Master, your smile is very perverted." The demon said timidly.
"Don't talk about these details." Cheng Xuan said. He pointed at a piece of paper on the table and took out another 100 yuan."Turn this into a hundred yuan."
The goblin waved his hand, and the paper on the table turned into a stack of red notes. Cheng Xuan hugged the pile of red notes on the table excitedly and cried! It turned out that money could come so easily. Thinking back to the past, when he worked so hard to deliver packages, he only earned fifty cents a day. He was so tired that he only earned a few dozen yuan a day. Just as he was fantasizing about the luxurious mansion and sports car, the big red notes in his arms turned back into paper again.
"Money, money, my money." Cheng Xuan shouted arrogantly, grabbing at the air. Then he pointed at the goblin.”
"No, the spell time is up." the goblin said.
"Spell time?" Could it be that this was only temporary? Cheng Xuan's heart turned cold.
Cheng Xuan pointed at the stone on the table and said,"That's why this turned into gold."
With a wave of the goblin's hand, the stone turned into golden gold. Cheng Xuan sighed that the spell was really magical and pointed at the thing on the table to let the goblin turn it into what he wanted. The demon was really powerful. Although it was only temporary, Cheng Xuan was also thinking about how to make use of it. Cheng Xuan asked how many times an object could change. The demon said that it could change infinitely. As long as she had enough mana, the object could change back to its original form. Cheng Xuan was happy.
"Xiaoyu, how did you change?" she asked curiously.”
The goblin replied," Basically, all goblins know how to use a blindfold spell. It's to cast a spiritual spell on an object to confuse people's eyes and senses. It's forbidden to use it to deceive people.”
Cheng Xuan's face darkened when he heard this. This change was useless. He cried in his heart. Paper was still paper. It was just that he had been deceived by his vision. It looked like money. Once the money detector passed, he would know that it was fake. It was impossible to temporarily deceive the money detector.
Cheng Xuan didn't give up.”
The goblin pouted and tilted her head, thinking,""If I really want to change, I won't!”Cheng Xuan was disheartened, but he could still change the shape and color of the appearance, but he couldn't change the material.”
Sure enough, it was impossible to create something out of nothing. Thinking about it, if the demon could really create something out of nothing, there was no need to confuse people or eat people. It could just transform.
Cheng Xuan tested the demons. It was easy to turn round ones into flat ones, long ones into straight ones, and red ones into purple ones. Although his prediction, perception, x-ray vision, and hearing were all good, they were not ridiculous. Cheng Xuan could not help but be disappointed. It seemed that he was very good at fighting.
The demon also felt Cheng Xuan's unhappiness and came up to hug him."Master, it's all my fault. Did I make you unhappy?”
Cheng Xuan shook his head. It seemed that he had expected too much from the demon.
"Actually, Xiaoyu can sweep the floor, cook, and wash clothes.。。。”the goblin consoled.
"What I want is money.”Cheng Xuan said.
The goblin pulled her pretty face and blamed herself." It's all because I'm useless. I can't share the burden with Master."”
Cheng Xuan looked at her pitiful appearance. She was so beautiful that he couldn't help but feel sorry for her. He pulled her and reached out to scratch her almond-shaped nose."Alright, alright. It's your fault for not making money. Everyone has their own strengths, and so do demons.”
The next day, Cheng Xuan went to the street to set up a stall to sell small accessories. The demon insisted on following him and couldn't be chased away. Cheng Xuan had bought these small accessories for a long time in the past. He had sold them a few times, but they hadn't been sold. He didn't know how long they had been left in the room. When he took them out, they were all dusty and rusty. Oh my god, he bought them from the wholesale market for 200 yuan. Was he going to lose everything? Cheng Xuan was unwilling to give up, so he took it out to try his luck. Looking at these dark and rusted earrings, he felt that there was no hope. He squatted on the ground with a worried look on his face, thinking about something.
The goblin stood at the side and looked at Ting. The workmanship of modern times was much more exquisite than thousands of years ago. Most of these were silver-plated and polished stainless steel or brass products. They were all precious metals thousands of years ago. The demon did not understand why Cheng Xuan would sell these precious items. She thought that Cheng Xuan was really too poor and had no choice! Although he was reluctant, he carefully picked them up and wiped them one by one. Anyway, the demon had nothing to do, so he didn't bother with her and only lowered his head to play with his phone.
No one knew what spell the fairy had cast, but the ornaments that she had polished were crystal clear and shiny as if they were new. The beads inside were as bright and moist as pearls, while the Zen beads were simple and unadorned. Not only that, but they were also very pleasing to the eye. The fairy had even molded some of the things that she found ugly into the shapes she liked. Since she had nothing to do, she just played with them.
"Wow, boss, you're so good-looking. I've never seen you sell anything here before. Is this your first time selling?”A girl ran over and said happily as she picked.
The vixen had never sold anything before. She pointed at the boss who was playing with her phone with her head lowered, but the girl also treated the vixen as a buyer.
"The things sold here are all good.”As he spoke, he picked some to try. He was worried that they would be very expensive and asked,"Boss, what material are these made of?”
Cheng Xuan put away his phone and his eyes lit up. Were these still the ones he sold before? He glanced at the demon and saw that she looked a little timid and strange. There was some anticipation in her expression, and he thought that it must be her doing. " The left side is polished silver, and the right side is polished stainless steel alloy. The workmanship is the same."”
The demon suddenly widened her eyes and looked at Cheng Xuan. They were clearly the same, so why did she say that they were made of half silver and half stainless steel? Seeing that the demon was stunned, she quickly called out to her,"Go get the mirror."
"Boss, is she your girlfriend?" The girl smiled. It's so beautiful."
Cheng Xuan tried his best to introduce them and whispered in the demon's ear. In the end, the girl looked at herself in the mirror and bought a lot. Cheng Xuan, this black-hearted profiteer, bought a pair of earrings for fifty cents. They were originally sold for two yuan, but now they were raised by five yuan. The chain was thirteen yuan, and the bracelet was twenty or thirty yuan. He made dozens of yuan in an instant. He was overjoyed.
"Master, are you...”The goblin was still too honest to lie.
"Do you want to buy new clothes?" Cheng Xuan asked. Do you want to eat steak, ice cream, macchiato, pudding, and jelly?。。。。”The goblin nodded vigorously." If you want to, then listen to me. Without money, you won't have new clothes and you won't be able to eat anything. Besides, she bought it to look good on it, and she doesn't care what material it's made of. It's called taking what you need.”The goblin tried hard to think, but she couldn't understand.
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to know this trick.”Cheng Xuan said with a smile. He looked at the vixen, who was becoming more and more beautiful. If he didn't make good use of the ready-made models, where else would he find them? Cheng Xuan actually didn't know how to match it. If he thought it looked good, he would wear it on the demon. Anyway, the demon was so beautiful, so whatever she wore would be superb. When the demon saw Cheng Xuan putting these on her, her heart beat especially fast. Her face was flushed red and she was shy. She was especially happy.
There were quite a number of customers. Cheng Xuan was busy and happy. Every customer who came to buy and praised his girlfriend for being beautiful would blush and secretly glance at Cheng Xuan.
"You have a thin neck. You can try the thin one with a single ring.”"Tao Huan is good." " The double-layered ring is not bad either."" Do you want to try the wavy one?"" Why don't you try it and see the effect?" As he spoke, he pushed the demon out. The goblin was bashful.
"So beautiful!" The girls exclaimed.
This was the effect he wanted.
"Hey, lady boss, your skin is so good! It was white and tender! How do you maintain your skin? What kind of cosmetics have you used? What brand are they? How many types do you usually use? You can introduce and share it. It's simply making people jealous to death!”
。。。。。。。
Cheng Xuan considered whether he should change his job to selling cosmetics. It was almost dusk, and he was almost done selling. He was tired after standing for a day. Cheng Xuan planned to go to the toilet and go back to clean up. He asked the vixen to watch over him first and told him not to run around. It couldn't be helped that there were quite a number of snacks and toys on this street. The money that Cheng Xuan earned in a day had fallen into their pockets. The vixen was really too greedy and noisy. On this day, many aunties and uncles who sold snacks and toys on the street became familiar with her. She giggled and praised Cheng Xuan for being f * cking lucky. Who didn't know that there was a lot of fun involved? After all, selling things had a lot of boring time. To think that the demon was so happy to entertain herself. Cheng Xuan felt that he was extremely embarrassed.
All of a sudden, there was chaos on the street. It was extremely noisy. A few people wearing black uniforms and epaulets walked in with electric batons in their hands. The hawkers and stalls on the street all packed up and fled in a panic. Those who had more things threw them away, and those who couldn't throw them away admitted their bad luck.
A kind-hearted stall friend came to remind her,"Little girl, the city enforcement officers are here. Run quickly."”
"My brother hasn't come back yet. I'll wait for him," said the goblin.”
"Little girl, are you selling these things?”A few uniformed men surrounded one of them and asked leisurely. The few of them were very puzzled by this delicate girl. When she saw them, she didn't escape or panic. She didn't have much of a reaction either. Was she stupid?
"Mm. Uncle, are you buying?”The demon stared at them with her big eyes and asked innocently. After thinking for a moment, she imitated Cheng Xuan's words."Our products are guaranteed to be of good quality and exquisite in design. If you buy them for girls, they will greatly increase their favorability.”That voice was really sweet.
The men in uniforms were stunned. They looked at each other and laughed in surprise. Their laughter was as wretched as it could be. They moved forward.
One of them asked with interest,"Little sister, how's your business today? How much did you sell?"”He even picked up the accessory with one hand and played with it while clicking his tongue."This thing is really good." His gaze then turned to the vixen. This girl's figure was really not bad. He had never seen such a hot chick before. She was really too hot.
The vixen tried her best to think. She placed her index finger in front of her mouth, afraid that she would say something wrong. She opened her mouth slightly, revealing her red lips and white teeth. She looked delicate and timid. Her white chest was curved, her legs were straight, and her butt was round and curved. Her short skirt could not cover it. It was so tempting that the uniformed men could not help but salivate. "It seems to be quite a lot. I don't know how much they sold for.”
The few of them laughed. They had just met a silly beauty.
One of them wrote a ticket and threw it over. The goblin watched as they threw a red ticket over. This red ticket was different from the money she had seen before. The few of them were waiting for the goblin to say that she had no money and then take her away. The demon didn't understand what it was and didn't dare to accept it recklessly. She was afraid of being scolded by Cheng Xuan, so she said to these people embarrassedly,"I'm sorry, I won't take your money.”
These people looked at each other. Was this girl really stupid or was she pretending to be stupid?
"Hey, little girl, what's your name and how old are you this year?”One of them said.
"Uncle, a girl's name and age can't be casually told to others.”The demon said shyly.
"Hey, this..." The few people here had met a living treasure today.
"Uncle, are you buying or not?”the goblin asked.
One of them took a deep puff of his cigarette and puffed out a cloud of smoke. He smiled in enjoyment and said,"Buy, buy all of them."
"It's true." The goblin said happily.
The few of them looked at each other and one of them said,"Little girl, these are not cheap, right? We might not have brought so much money with us. Why don't you come with us and get the money?”The man pointed at the goods on the motorcycle behind him." Look, we've bought so many things today.”
The goblin looked at the two motorcycles. There were all kinds of chickens and ducks on them, and they were quite full. She pursed her lips and said,""My things are not expensive. Why don't I give you a cheaper price?”
Not all of them were stupid. These guys didn't have very high IQ. One of them couldn't help but say,"Are you really stupid or are you playing dumb?"
The demon didn't understand what was going on. She felt that these people were suddenly becoming a little fierce. That person stretched out his hand and said smugly,"Didn't you see this?"
The demon shook her head in fear. The man said fiercely,""Town Security, you set up your stall illegally, occupying the streets and obstructing traffic.。。。。What else?"
"Disrupting the market order, maliciously selling, cheating customers," another person said.
"Obstructing business management, operating without a license, tax evasion.”
"The special punishment is 1000 yuan.”
"Isn't 1,000 a little too much?" one of them asked.”
"Isn't 1,000 a little too much?"”
"What do you know?" Ask her to pay the money. If she can't, she'll come with us.”It sounded very evil. Ew.
"How is it, little girl? Do you know what we do now?”someone said. The goblin shook her head in fear.
"You're illegally selling things here and occupying space. You'll be fined.”Someone couldn't help but ask.
" Don't play dumb with me," another person said, pointing at the demon. Then, he said to the others,"Why are you talking so much nonsense with her? Just pull her away."”
As he spoke, he went forward to pull the demon. How could the demon let them touch him?
"I know, you guys are bad people.”the goblin said.
"How can a civil servant be a bad person?”
"Sigh! How comfortable." Cheng Xuan finished his speech and stretched. Why was the street so quiet and the ground a mess? Cheng Xuan returned to his stall and saw a few uniformed men surrounding the vixen. He immediately understood. He rushed over and kicked someone in the waist.
"What are you doing?" Cheng Xuan said angrily.
Here comes a little brat, trying to be a hero to save the damsel in distress! Hit him." One of them shouted. "Obstructing a public servant from enforcing the law."
Cheng Xuan had learned a few more moves from Xuanyuan Xu this week and was just worrying about not having a place to practice.
A few men swung their electric batons at Cheng Xuan. Cheng Xuan was a three-legged cat. He moved left and right, and Xuan Yue bent down to dodge. She seized the opportunity and locked her shoulders and arms. She slashed at the man's shoulder and neck with her palm. It was really like an expert, but Cheng Xuan did not know internal energy. The strength of his hand was too weak, and he could not control it. The person only shouted and was fine. When he reacted, he tried to hit Cheng Xuan with his body. Cheng Xuan also jumped over and rolled to the side of the motorcycle.
The demon waved the flag and shouted at Cheng Xuan to work hard.
"Damn it, you're still a martial artist. Let's attack together.”The man who had just been beaten roared.
The four electric batons came at him, but Cheng Xuan didn't dare to take them. He could only run around the motorcycle. The four people split into two and surrounded him from both sides. Cheng Xuan stepped on the motorcycle's foot and wanted to do something. He placed his hand on the motorcycle's seat and flipped in the air, kicking the opposite side. It was like a gymnast jumping on a wooden horse. Unexpectedly, he slid his foot and lost his balance. He fell to the ground and saw that the two people had already rushed up. He gathered his wits and pushed the motorcycle with both hands, bouncing off the ground. Fortunately, Cheng Xuan missed his step and climbed down. The four of them had already expected Cheng Xuan to rely on his skills and wanted to use the motorcycle to show off. The four of them had already locked their stun batons on the motorcycle. With the sudden change, the inertia could not be dispelled. In addition, the motorcycle was shaken by Cheng Xuan. One of them lost his center of gravity and grabbed the frame behind him with one hand. The other three stun batons were stuck in the seats. One of them even touched the mailbox, and the electric current instantly hit the person behind him.
The man screamed, and the chicken and duck that were tied up also hummed. They struggled to break free, and a chicken even plunged into the man's mouth. Bam! Her entire body pounced on his face, her claws scratching his face, and she laughed until her waist went soft.
The four of them surrounded him again, forcing Cheng Xuan into the middle of the road. It was just luck. Cheng Xuan was not a real expert. After fighting for a while, Cheng Xuan was really outnumbered. Although the four men had been beaten up by Cheng Xuan quite a bit and their faces were pale, Cheng Xuan had also taken two hits. It was really painful to be hit by the stun baton. He would only be at a disadvantage next, so Cheng Xuan quickly called for the demon. The demon waved her hand, and four water pillars directly fixed the four of them.
"I'll let you hit me, I'll let you hit me," Cheng Xuan said arrogantly.”He rolled up his sleeves and gave everyone a good beating. She stripped them of their clothes and let the vixen tear them apart. She threw away their phones and identification documents. The scene was so beautiful that the vixen did not dare to look at it.
After he was done, he grabbed the goblin's hand and left while counting the money. Damn it, collecting stall fees was like collecting protection fees from the underworld. One street alone cost more than 10,000 yuan. Including the 2,000 yuan he earned today, the total was more than 12,000 yuan. Cheng Xuan was overjoyed.
The next day, the headline of the news was that four auxiliary police officers and city enforcement officers were robbed by perverted bandits while on duty. After the bandits beat up the city enforcement officers, they stripped the officers on duty naked and destroyed their identification cards and mobile phones, causing the four officers on duty to linger on the street for a long time, attracting a large number of people to watch. The four officers on duty unanimously claimed that the bandits were a handsome young man and a beautiful woman. They said that they had special powers, so much so that others almost thought that they were patients who had escaped from a mental hospital. Naturally, some people were happy and some were sad. This was all for the future.
Cheng Xuan walked in front happily, and the demon followed obediently behind. Cheng Xuan took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the demon."Yes, this is your salary. You earned money today, so this is your pocket money.”Cheng Xuan was quite stingy. The demon looked at the hundred yuan in a daze and was actually very excited. However, she couldn't think of how to spend the hundred yuan at the moment.
Cheng Xuan felt guilty and thought that there were too few demons. He said forcefully,"I'll keep your share for now. I'll give you pocket money in the future. Besides, you usually have to spend money on eating, drinking, and defecating.”
"Thank you, Master." The goblin happily took the money and said,""Master is so good to Xiaoyu."
"Let's go eat steak after we earn money today! Then, I'll buy you a few sets of clothes." Cheng Xuan said.
"That's great, Master." The vixen held Cheng Xuan's hand and rubbed her head and body against him.
"What are you doing?”Cheng Xuan said.
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"Haha, idiot, idiot. You actually treated the ticket as money.”Cheng Xuan, who was at the Chinese and Western restaurant, couldn't help but laugh when he heard how the seductress met the enforcement officers.
"You're the idiot. Those few guys couldn't even win, and in the end, I had to take action.”retorted the goblin.
Cheng Xuan pulled a long face and knocked the demon's head with one hand."Idiot, I'm not a demon." The demon covered her head with her hand. Cheng Xuan took the opportunity to lean over. He held a fork in one hand and stuffed a piece of beef that the demon had cut into his mouth. As he ate, he cursed,"Idiot, idiot."
The demon glared at Cheng Xuan angrily and leaned over like him. She quickly forked a piece of beef that Cheng Xuan had cut and ate it. She laughed and scolded,"Big idiot, big idiot, you're the big idiot.”
"You foodie. Girls need to lose weight. Eat less, idiot.”As he spoke, he snatched another piece of beef from the demon.
"I'm not fat. You're the big idiot.”The goblin snatched back another piece of beef and cursed.
Just like that, the two of them joked around, snatching and snatching, cursing and cursing, and were very happy. Many people in the restaurant turned around to look. This pair of clowns were really energetic and enviable.
When he came back the next day, Cheng Xuan was blocked by the fourth-grade goods. The fourth-grade goods brought a large group of gangsters and chased Cheng Xuan and the others for several streets. In the end, the demon took Cheng Xuan and escaped through the water. When she was escaping, the demon asked why she didn't fight. In her eyes, those people were all very weak. What was the use of having more? Cheng Xuan immediately knocked her on the head and shouted,"Idiot, too many people will cause too much commotion. When the time comes, so many witnesses can't all be mentally ill!”
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