F * ck, isn't this system a little too obedient?
However, I, Zhou Xiaoyu, like this kind of obedient system. Hehe, now that I have a cheating system, it means that I, Zhou Xiaoyu, have the capital to pick up girls.
Whoever dares to stop me, Zhou Xiaoyu, from picking up girls, I'll make sure they don't suffer.
With a system that was a scam, one could be so willful.
Zhou Xiaoyu made a cool pose and said,""Very good. Then, let me ask you, what the hell is a system mission? Could it be that other than being scammed and upgrading the scamming system, completing the mission could also upgrade the scamming system?”
"Dear host, this is what happened. Other than being scammed, the system could also be upgraded. Completing the mission would also allow him to level up.”
"Then how do I know what tasks I need to complete every day?" Zhou Xiaoyu asked in confusion. If there are no hints, then I think that completing the mission will be very difficult.”
[Dear Host, your worries are unnecessary.] Because every morning after eight o'clock, you can ask me about the mission you want to complete. Unfortunately, there was a limit to the number of missions that could be completed each day.”
Zhou Xiaoyu's eyes suddenly widened."What do you mean by there are limitations to the mission?”
"Dear host, the so-called mission has a limit. As the name implies, it means that you can't continuously complete the mission and upgrade the system.
"Oh, so that's how it is." Zhou Xiaoyu suddenly understood. 'Damn system, since I can't complete missions continuously to upgrade the damn system, how many missions can I complete every day?'”
[Dear Host, you can only complete a maximum of three missions per day.] However, with your current situation, it's already not bad for you to complete one mission a day.”
Zhou Xiaoyu vaguely understood what the system meant, but he was not very sure. He confirmed,""Damn system, if I'm not wrong, the number of missions should be related to the number of points and martial arts cultivation, right?”
[That's right, dear host. It's indeed what you think.] The higher the scamming points and martial cultivation, the more missions one could complete in a day, and the easier it would be. Of course, the bottom line was that he could only complete three missions a day. Also, I have good news for you, Master. Whether it was completing one mission or three missions a day, the mission would always be related to celebrities.”
Compared to this, Zhou Xiaoyu was more concerned about whether this celebrity was a male or female celebrity. He asked curiously,""Damn system, is it a male celebrity or a female celebrity who is related to the mission?”
[Dear host, I think you're only interested in female celebrities, right?]”
Wow, this is too unbelievable, right?
How did the system know that I'm only interested in female celebrities?
Damn system, is it really okay for you to expose me, Zhou Xiaoyu, so directly?
However, what did the system mean by asking me this?
Could it be that it was the male celebrity who was related to the mission and not the female celebrity?
No, I, Zhou Xiaoyu, am only interested in beautiful women. I have never been interested in men.
If it's a scumbag, then I'm even less interested.
Although there are many male celebrities who are my idols, I'm not gay. Also, if the soap drops, I won't pick it up.
Zhou Xiaoyu began to feel uneasy.
He was afraid that the system's notification would tell him that the person involved in the mission was a male celebrity. As long as she was a female celebrity, even if she didn't look good, Zhou Xiaoyu wouldn't feel so bad.
Zhou Xiaoyu finally mustered up his courage and said,""So what you mean by asking me this is that the person who is related to the mission is a male celebrity?”
Thud, thud.
Zhou Xiaoyu's heart instantly beat faster.
[Dear host, you're wrong. It's not a male celebrity who's related to the mission, but a female celebrity.]”
"Hehe, luckily it's a female celebrity. If it were a male celebrity, I, Zhou Xiaoyu, might as well find a piece of tofu and kill myself. For a man like me, Zhou Xiaoyu, to pick up a male celebrity's soap, how am I going to explain this to my fans who have always admired me? After all, I, Zhou Xiaoyu, have fans. Boys with fans could be so willful.”Hearing the system's warning tone saying that he had guessed wrong, Zhou Xiaoyu finally felt relieved.
He took a deep breath and said,""Damned System, are you kidding me? Was it really a female celebrity who was involved in the mission?”
The system's notification sounded."Why, dear host, do you want the person involved in the mission to be a male celebrity? If you really want to do this, then it's not like I can't help you. However, my dear host, isn't this a little too heavy?”
"Wow, how funny am I, Zhou Xiaoyu, to wish that the person related to the mission was a male celebrity? Furthermore, it was still summer and the female celebrities were not wearing much. He could still take advantage of female celebrities if he interacted more with them. I, Zhou Xiaoyu, still can't get enough of the feeling of hugging Meijia just now. It was soft and gentle. Just thinking about it made it so exciting.”Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaoyu's entire body was burning. Not only was his blood boiling, but his nerves were also tense. It was simply the taste of chicken and crunchy! It felt like it was a good idea.
This feeling of almost ascending to the heavens lingered for a while before Zhou Xiaoyu said excitedly,"Of course I don't want the person involved in the mission to be a male celebrity. Your dear host is a man who is only interested in beautiful women.”
The system's notification sounded."Dear host, you really are a man. However, I like men like you who have the qualities of a man.”
Zhou Xiaoyu was a little flattered and said jokingly,""Damned System, don't you feel proud to have such an outstanding man like me?”
The system notification sounded,"This is a must." Alright, dear host, let's end our conversation here today. However, you have to grasp this opportunity well. He would strive to conquer all the female celebrities. As long as you can successfully come into contact with a female celebrity's body, your mission will be considered a success. This way, the system would naturally be upgraded. Dear host, you're such a manly person. I believe that you'll definitely be able to conquer all the female celebrities.”
Beep beep.
The system beeped twice and disappeared into the air like steam…
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