"Azshara does. In Korean, it means 'I love you'. She says' love 'to everyone except you…Why is your brain so stupid? My silly little brother…"
" Uh..." Zhanbo didn't recover for a long time.
"Alright, but I just like her. What should I do?”
In the end, Zhan Bo still expressed his thoughts, and everyone was filled with emotions.
Men were actually the most devoted to relationships in the world!
Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment and said,"Alright, buddy, we'll help you this time." According to my years of experience, you should give her a gift.”
"Yes, yes. Girls love flowers and chocolates the most. This is also my secret to picking up girls."
Lu Ziqiao suddenly said.
Zhanbo's eyes lit up. He said excitedly,""I understand. Thank you, brothers. I'm going to give her what I love the most. I think it'll be a success.”
Hu Yifei smiled in relief. Zhanbo had finally come to his senses.
"What's the most precious thing you want to give me?" she asked.”
" I have a limited edition Transformers toy from ten years ago," Zhanbo said proudly." It's made in America. If I give it to her, she'll definitely like me!" I'll go find it now."
Everyone almost spat out when they heard that!
Limited edition Transformers? American origin?
Even if you took out a Mars version, the girl would not throw herself at you!
This Zhanbo was completely hopeless!
Hu Yifei was furious." My little brother, you should be more careful. If you don't even give me flowers and chocolates, you should at least give me a stuffed toy. You should spend the rest of your life with Transformers."”
"Are these things more valuable than Transformers?" Zhan Bo sat down awkwardly. These Transformers of mine can be sold for 5,000 yuan online!”
"10,000 yuan is useless. I think you should buy two movie tickets to watch a movie and eat. Maybe it will work. Sigh, I'm drunk too.”
Qin Shuai laughed until his stomach hurt. In the end, he still gave Zhanbo some advice.
"I was as pure as you back then. Now that I think about it, I'm full of tears…" Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.
Lu Ziqiao giggled." We have nothing to do tonight anyway. Tell us your story and let us have some fun."”
"I couldn't tell that our Teacher Zeng used to be innocent."”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him with disdain." Don't talk about me. You guys were the same back then. You were all hotheads."”
"Do you still remember the movie 'Interstellar Traverse'?”
Zeng Xiaoxian answered his own question and began to reminisce gloomily.
"I understand now. You must have been a science guy back then? Haha, my guess is correct!”
Zhang Wei mocked.
"Hehe, that's because you've been a science guy for once, right?”Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.
"Alright, I was really so silly and naive back then.”Zhang Wei said emotionally.
"I thought this was a great opportunity for me to pick up girls, because girls are likely to be confused about the scientific principles inside.
At this moment, if I appear at the side at the right time and explain to her, I will defeat them one by one. The worship of the girls will probably be like a torrential river that will never end!”Zeng Xiaoxian said faintly.
"Hehe, but what you think is what you think?
As a famous radio host who has finally embarked on the path of literature and art, I can only tell you sincerely and bitterly, Zhanbo, the truth is…you've made a huge mistake.”
Zeng Xiaoxian reminded Zhanbo.
" No way," Zhan Bo asked." Take a girl to see interstellar travel, talk about the principle of wormholes, and analyze the cause of black holes. The girl will definitely be impressed!" Then, her heart was moved and she gave her body to him.”
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard that. Hu Yifei also glared at Zhanbo.
Zeng Xiaoxian continued,"Wrong! He was gravely mistaken! Not many girls could listen to these ghosts! Have you forgotten the original intention of watching movies?
Watching a movie is a medium, a tool. In the end, you'll hold the girl's hand and bring her to the roadside…cough…"
Zeng Xiaoxian almost pouted when he saw Hu Yifei standing beside him.
Qin Shuai couldn't help but laugh.
"Zhanbo, listen carefully. The correct way to do this is to look at the girl's eyes after the film ends."So the ultimate answer to the universe is love.”
"Brilliant! But this is what you concluded, right?”Lu Ziqiao said sarcastically.
Zeng Xiaoxian said regretfully," Yes, it's a lesson that has been learned with blood. Sigh, it's been so many years, but the label of 'not understanding love' is still on…Every time we have a class reunion, they will laugh at me. I really want to cry but have no tears."”
Zeng Xiaoxian recalled the bitter memories and suddenly opened the topic.
Zhang Wei said,"There are a few classic cases in our class." In the university's water room, a man and a woman were queuing up.
The girl suddenly turned around and said to the boy,"I can't open the cup."”
The boy said,"Oh, then I'll get some water first."”
There was an even more classic:
"The annual reunion between the cowherd and the Weaver Girl is really romantic." As the saying goes, if the two feelings were to last for a long time, how could they be in the morning and evening? This kind of waiting was really not worthy of his kindness.”
Brainiac, You're talking about Alpha Aquila and Alpha Lyra, right? Based on the lifespan of the stars, they met once a year, which was equivalent to humans meeting once every three seconds.”
Lu Ziqiao sneered." What do you mean by that? I don't think the pig's trotters are yours because you're not a science guy at all." Listen to what happened to me. Zhanbo, you will understand what is called first love. We don't understand love.
Speaking of which, I saw a couple sitting inside a huge heart made of candles on the lawn of the park. My junior turned around and asked me,"When are you going to light a candle for me?”，In the end…
Guess what I said? Causing a relationship to end miserably before it even started?”
"I can't guess." Qin Shuai smiled.
Zhan Bo didn't dare to speak anymore. Hu Yifei was watching him luck.
The others could not guess how Lu Ziqiao died tragically. It was better to leave this opportunity to him.
Lu Ziqiao looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle and said worriedly,"I said…when you die.”
Hahahaha…
Even Hu Yifei was laughing as she held her stomach and pointed at Lu Ziqiao, speechless.
Qin Shuai was also shaking." Did it end before it even started? A painful lesson, a deep understanding, and that's why you've become a Lu Xiaobu who shows mercy everywhere?"”
Lu Ziqiao said with deep regret,"If I had a chance to do it all over again, I definitely wouldn't be so silly."
I will definitely hold her little hand and say affectionately, I will beat them away, and we can sit in the heart of the candle.”
" Pfft…" Everyone burst out laughing on the spot!
This Lu Ziqiao was really shameless.
However, Lu Ziqiao covered his back and screamed,"F * ck, is it raining?"
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