The bright moon hung in the sky, the floating clouds floated in the sky, the stars fell on the blue lake, and the ice fox grass moved.
In a side courtyard of Wanzhi Courtyard, a pure white creature without any other colors jumped out of the door and disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
The heavens were really blind! Why was it so miserable? When it was brought back to this majestic and luxurious palace, it was still happy for a long time. It naively thought that it did not have to worry about the rest of its life. Who knew that its master would bring it to such a remote place where even the weeds on the ground grew strangely and looked malnourished! Forget about this, it could tolerate other things, but it couldn't bear to not look at or use the place! When its master brought it into the broken…well, it wasn't exactly broken, but it didn't fit its identity as an ice fox. A child who looked like he had suffered a serious injury to his head immediately rushed over with a wolf's gaze when he saw it. He touched it randomly and even hugged it as he circled around its master, almost causing it to faint!
Alright, when in Rome, do as the locals do. It could tolerate this. But what was with that basin? That child actually ran out and took a basin full of weeds as its nest? What can be tolerated? The Ice Fox Clan had been proud and noble for generations. Even if they were raised by others, they would definitely live an extremely luxurious life. Not to mention eating and using the same as humans, even if they slept, they would definitely monopolize a luxurious bed. Silver quilts and silk mattresses were not good enough. It was actually reduced to sleeping on weeds! What kind of sin did it commit!
However, the heavens seemed to be testing its heart's endurance. One lightning strike was not enough, and then there was another lightning bombardment!
It refused to sleep in that " nest ", so it kept its eyes open. It finally waited until this morning, but its stomach was already growling. When it heard its master say " Bastard, it's time to eat ", it no longer cared about the Ice Fox clan's rule that it must have delicious food delivered to it. It immediately threw away its reserved attitude of not being able to fill its stomach and ran under the table, waiting for its master to place the plate with delicious food in front of it. It did not require an exquisite plate with a jade base and gold edges. It just needed to hold the food!
However, while it was waiting, its master actually completely ignored its existence and began to eat very naturally! It was so anxious that it cried out loudly. However, its master glanced at it and reached out to the table to do something. Then, he stretched out his chopsticks and a black object fell from the sky. It didn't react for a moment and stared blankly at the unknown object that landed in front of it. It lowered its head and sniffed it, then used its claws to scratch it. It was completely driven crazy! Did Master want it to eat this burnt potato? It was an ice fox! Even without the word "ice", it was still a fox! Do you know that foxes are carnivorous? He actually fed it like a dog! Why would it eat something on the ground? So dirty!
This was simply preposterous! Back then, when he escaped and was caught by that peddler, he had eaten better food than this! Was this really the Imperial Residence? Could it be that they entered through the main entrance and exited through the back door of the Prince's mansion last night? He just passed by the Imperial Residence and went around to the slums behind?
Humph, she, the dignified Ice Fox, would definitely not eat food handed to her! It also had a backbone! After roaring at its master for a while, it ignored him in a fit of pique. No matter how its master coaxed it, it would continue to play dead!
However, it was really hungry. It made it through the afternoon, and at night, it really couldn't take it anymore. Risking the risk of being kicked off by its master, it climbed up the dining table in a daze. In the end, it had the urge to jump off the table and commit suicide! The table was filled with vegetarian dishes…Actually, there were only three dishes.
Potato, cabbage, and radish!
And they were all burnt! This was indeed a slum!
From the looks of it, its master had actually picked a better one for it in the morning…Its stomach full of resentment was gone, but how could it eat it!
She crawled to her master's side aggrievedly and rubbed her hands. She could not even lift her head.
Its master seemed to feel a little guilty as well. He patted its head and said,"Bastard, this is the Imperial Residence. Don't doubt me. It's just that the two extremes are more serious. In addition, that damn old man is always making things difficult for me. I'll give you two choices. The first is to change your master.”
When it heard this, its heart skipped a beat and it felt a little disappointed. Although it had always despised this place, it was not a bad idea to be the number one fox in the Ice Fox slums.
It raised its head and looked at its master with hope. It wanted to choose the second option!
"As for the second choice, I am too embarrassed to explain it too clearly. Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing. You should understand?”
Of course! With its intelligence and wisdom, it immediately understood after being stunned for a while. Wasn't it now running on the road to " ample food and clothing "!
Not far away from Lin Yilan's residence, the bastard could feel the aura of the Imperial Residence! It had to be said that even the Ice Fox, who had always been used to luxury, fell for this beautiful and gorgeous courtyard.
Of course, it had yet to see Huangfu Yifeng's residence. Compared to it, this Wan Zhi Courtyard paled in comparison!
Soon, a white ball of fur appeared outside the kitchen window of the prince's mansion.
Because it was already past dinner time, there were not many people in the kitchen. Occasionally, someone would enter the room where the food was stored, but they would quickly leave.
In the beginning, the bastard first closed the shed where the chickens and ducks were raised to watch. When he saw the fat chickens and ducks…and the cows and sheep…his saliva flowed down! The people of the Imperial Residence were indeed extravagant. The breakfast the next day was actually so sumptuous, and they even requested that all of them be alive. However, only fresh ones were delicious!
The bastard wished he could just pounce on the fat duck and bite off its neck before feasting on it. However, it could only think about it in its mind. With its own body…If it pounced on it, it would probably become the first fox to die tragically under the claws of a phoenix…Just thinking about it made it sad. The Ice Fox clan had always eaten ready-made cooked chicken, duck, and fish. Why did they have to catch it personally? Now that he had fallen to this state, he could only say that the heavens had given him a great responsibility…He was a fox!
It let out a long wail to the moon." Awoo!" It was satisfied to see the panicked looks of the herbivores. It seemed that the voice of the fox clan was still very intimidating. If they couldn't eat, it was good to scare them.
The bastard left the chicken and duck farm in satisfaction and walked towards the storage room. He did not realize that although the Ice Fox Clan was cunning and clever, their personalities were extremely proud and aloof. They would definitely disdain to do such things. However, as soon as they came into contact with Lin Yilan, their personalities began to develop in a bad direction.
The bastard circled around the door for a long time and finally found the right time. Before the door closed, he quickly crawled under the feet of a person who had just come out.
When it was outside the door, it was almost drunk by the rich and tempting fragrance. Now that it had slipped in, just looking at the delicious food in the room made its legs go weak!
With his sensitive nose, the bastard picked a table with a lot of meat and jumped on it. Although it was small in size, the jumping ability and running speed of the ice fox were amazing. After all, this was a natural selection of survival of the fittest for thousands of years. The slow ones became a dish, and the fast ones became the current ice fox race. The winner was king and the loser was the enemy.
Delicious food was in front of him, but the clean and tidy bastard knew that these were all things that he had to eat the next day. He couldn't just randomly lick and bite, so he picked up an empty plate and walked around. It was all his favorite food, so he picked a little from each plate and put it on the empty plate, as if he was eating a buffet. Of course, the bastard didn't know what a " buffet " was.
When the plate was filled with all kinds of food, the bastard happily buried himself in the food mountain and enjoyed the real delicacies. Thinking that his brothers and sisters were not surrounded by so much food at the same time, the bastard felt an unprecedented sense of pride. However, the premise was that he had to ignore the location…
The bastard, who was a little full from eating, lazily lay on the table and licked his snow-white fur. Then, he stood up shakily and sniffed around. He jumped onto another nearby table and estimated the height of the jar. He kicked his back foot and hooked his front foot on the edge of the jar at the same time. His entire body was hung on the jar.
He tried his best to stretch his neck to lick the pork rib soup in the jar, so much so that the overly focused bastard did not notice the footsteps outside.
With a creak, the scoundrel, who had been blinded by the delicious food, turned his head and looked at the two servant girls at the door.
As the bastard's geographical position was very conspicuous, facing the door, and with its snow-white body, the two servant girls who came in to get supper immediately saw it hanging on the jar with its big eyes.
"Ah! What was that? So cute!"
"Shh! Let's not scare it!"
"Yes!"
"Baby, I won't hurt you. Don't run!”
"Yeah, let us touch it.”
The two maidservants who were coaxing and slowly approaching were already in a state of madness, so much so that they forgot the fact that the bastard was "stealing" food. They had never seen such a cute animal in their lives.
The bastard finally understood the situation. It seemed that these two girls did not intend to chase him away, and his life was not in danger for the time being.
The big sapphire blue eyes rolled around and retracted its front claws from the jar. The bastard lay back on the table and curled up into a ball, pretending to be trembling pitifully. It called out weakly to the two maids who were getting closer and closer,"Meow!"
It was going all out! No matter what, they couldn't embarrass the Ice Foxes!
"So it's a cat. I've never seen such a cute cat!”
"Me too! Wow! Its fur is so soft and comfortable!" A servant girl first reached out and touched the bastard tentatively. Seeing that it had no intention of escaping, she was relieved and happily stroked its fur. From then on, she did not realize that this "cat" looked different from other cats, and even its meowing was especially strange.
"Let me touch it!"
Hence, both of his hands touched the bastard's body wantonly. It endured! Sacrificing her body for food was only right!
"Which lady owns this cat? Why haven't I seen him before?"
"Maybe he just bought it?"
"It's possible…Why is it in the kitchen?”The person who asked was very focused, and the person who listened was also very focused. They didn't notice that Hairy Ball's body had stiffened.
"I don't know. Did it want to drink the meat soup just now? I'll go get a bowl."
"Yes, hurry up. It'll run away later!”
Hearing this, the bastard's snow-white pointed ears twitched a few times. He lay down and waited for the soup to arrive.
The servant girl who stayed behind looked at the cute appearance of the bastard and couldn't help but lean over to hug it. However, the originally very obedient cat actually dodged it very agilely.
"Little cutie, don't be afraid. I won't hurt you. Just let me hug you!”The servant girl tried her best to trick him. It must be very comfortable to hold such a cute cat in her arms!
" Shua!" It jumped behind the jar and pitifully revealed its small white head. Its big sapphire blue eyes were watery as it looked at the servant girl. A low whimper came from its throat and its front paws shrank together, not daring to move at all.
The servant girl could not bear to see such a cute and helpless kitten being frightened by her. She hurriedly retracted her hand and said anxiously,"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. I won't hug you anymore. Come out. I really won't hug you anymore!”
The little bastard's little head shifted, and he raised one of his paws, then looked at the servant girl seriously.
"What?" Puzzled, the servant girl looked at the " little white cat "'s abnormal actions. She was stunned for a long time before she reacted." Do you want me to swear? Fine, I swear I won't hug you, or I'll be struck by lightning! Is this okay?"
Seeing that the servant girl had really raised her hand to swear, a glimmer of success flashed across the bastard's eyes, and he walked out with relief.
After another servant girl brought a bowl and scooped a big bowl of meat soup for the bastard to drink, the two servant girls rummaged around and took out a lot of snacks to coax it.
Looking at the pile of food in front of him, the full bastard lazily burped and stood up to go home. Suddenly, he thought of the three black dishes he saw at night. He hesitated for a moment and turned around to take out a pile of food. Then, the two of them picked up a piece of cloth beside the food with puzzled eyes. They swept the pieces of pastry onto the cloth with their claws, then gathered the four corners together and left with them.
Shocked, the two maidservants looked at each other as the white furball disappeared around the corner of the door. They didn't expect the cat to know how to pack it up and take it away.
He returned to the Jade Bamboo Residence. There were no servants from other courtyards coming in and out to visit the young miss. It was so quiet that even the air seemed to have stopped.
Under the flickering candlelight, Lin Yilan was casually flipping through a book on herbs with her chin in her hand. Her eyes were looking out the window, and her brows were slightly furrowed. No one knew what she was thinking, and she didn't notice the appearance of the bastard.
Meanwhile, Xiao Mo was nowhere to be seen. He didn't nag Lin Yilan like he usually did.
The bastard jumped onto the table and placed the food he had brought on the book. He sat at the side and raised his snow-white head, waiting for Lin Yilan's praise.
Startled by the soft fur that suddenly brushed past her arm, Lin Yilan, who was daydreaming, came back to her senses. She looked at the pastries on the book and looked at the bastard in confusion."Is this for me?"
Its snow-white head nodded vigorously. Although she had bullied it more than ten times in just one day, it was very tolerant. Was there such a kind fox in the world? Even it was almost touched!
Lin Yilan picked up a piece of pastry and examined it carefully. She asked curiously,""How did you get them up there?”
When the bastard heard its master ask about its glorious deeds, it immediately danced and waved its claws in the air.
"You swept it in with your claws?" Seeing the bastard nod his head vigorously, Lin Yilan asked again," Have you become a demon?”
The bastard was stunned and shook its head. Why did its master ask it this? This was the eternal pain in its heart!
"Are you walking or are you on the ground?"
It nodded blankly again. Its simple brain really couldn't understand what its master meant.
"F * ck! Can you eat the pastries that you have touched with your claws that have countless soil bacteria and parasites, and are likely to be soaked in your saliva?”Lin Yilan tossed the pastries in disgust.
When the bastard heard that, he was furious. He stood up and shouted at Lin Yilan. It was very particular about hygiene! It washed its hands in the water tank before eating! It was really infuriating! It was simply Lu Dongbin biting a dog, not knowing the heart of a good dog! If I had known earlier, I would have…Eh?
The bastard on Righteousness's head watched as Lin Yilan threw the pastry into her mouth with a smile. For a moment, he couldn't react. A " ow " sound card was stuck in his throat. After a long while, the bastard, who understood what had happened, laid down on his butt toward Lin Yilan with an unlucky expression.
He had been fooled again! It had always been the only one who played with people. When had anyone ever played with it?
Looking at the bickering bastard, Lin Yilan's original annoyance was swept away. She put the remaining pastries aside and planned to give them to Xiao Mo. Then, she reached out and patted the bastard's snow-white back."Thank you! Bastard, remember to bring sweet food in the future. Salty food doesn't taste good.”
He didn't turn around, but raised his butt and moved it, indicating that he understood.
At this moment, the door was pushed open. Xiao Mo excitedly carried a bowl of food and carefully walked to the table.
"Xiao Mo, where did you go?" The human and fox raised their heads at the same time to look at Xiao Mo, who was covered in sweat. Lin Yilan suddenly felt that she was almost used to this little girl nagging beside her. No wonder she would be distracted and think of something nonsensical whenever she wasn't by herself.
"She went to the kitchen!" Xiao Mo placed the bowl on the table as if he was presenting a treasure. He said to Lin Yilan," That bastard hasn't eaten for a day, so I went to the kitchen to ask Uncle Zhang for a bowl of milk. I wonder if that bastard will eat it."”As he spoke, he looked at the bastard with anticipation.
The bastard's half-burp was forcefully suppressed by it, and it looked helplessly at the bowl of white liquid in front of it.
Well…actually…they don't drink milk…
If it was any other time, the Ice Foxes would not even look at it…But Xiao Mo had specially run over to get it…
Hence, the bastard endured his nausea and licked it a few times…He hoped that he wouldn't have diarrhea in the middle of the night…
It seemed that this girl was the only one who didn't understand Master's words.
Xiao Mo, on the other hand, felt a sense of satisfaction when he saw that the bastard was eating " very happily ". He happily ran to fetch water for Lin Yilan to wash up and sleep.
Looking at Xiao Mo's busy figure outside the window, Lin Yilan had the illusion of " home." It was not until the bastard could not take it anymore and fell into her arms to beg for help that she retracted her gaze."How much did you drink?" No matter how one thought about it, it was dangerous for a fox to drink milk. It might even cause diarrhea. However, seeing Xiao Mo's excited expression, he could not stop him.
The bastard shook its head. It didn't drink much, just a little!
Lin Yilan poured the rest of the tea into a cup and then poured the milk into the teapot. She covered the lid and planned to destroy the evidence after Xiao Mo fell asleep. Then, he took out a small porcelain bottle and poured a pill into a bowl. He crushed it with chopsticks and then used the water in the cup to boil it.
"Alright, drink it."
The bastard, who had been squatting by the bowl and watching Lin Yilan fiddle with it, looked up at Lin Yilan strangely.
"I just pulled it out yesterday to refine the medicine. It's good for your stomach and intestines so that you won't have a stomachache later.”
He wouldn't? She knew how to do such a difficult thing? He felt that it was a little unreliable. The bastard who had been tricked by Lin Yilan looked at Lin Yilan warily.
"Don't worry, although this is my first time refining medicine, with my intelligence, how could I possibly fail? Don't worry!" Lin Yilan guided her patiently. Whether the medicinal effect was good or not, it was a test of success or failure!
Heavens! Then I can't drink it anymore! She thought it was stupid! Even though it had been on the snowy mountain for many years, it knew that refining medicine required talent. The first attempt often ended in failure! As for his master, no matter how he looked at it, he did not seem to be the type with talent! This medicine must not be drunk!
Her snow-white body quietly moved backward.
Seeing that the bastard was still looking at her with a worried expression, Lin Yilan was furious. She directly dragged it to the bowl."Quickly drink! If it hurts later, I won't care about you anymore!”
The bastard turned its head pitifully. It wasn't that it didn't want to drink, but it didn't dare to drink!
"I've treated several people with stomachaches! What's the difference between a human and a fox? Wasn't it just that one of the intestines was placed horizontally while the other was placed vertically? And you guys would occasionally stand up, and we would lie down when we slept! Don't worry, don't worry!" Lin Yilan coaxed with anticipation.
The little bastard, who had been confused by Lin Yilan's words, went down to drink the wine in a daze. Although it didn't understand what was horizontal or vertical, it sounded quite reasonable.
In reality, this medicine was indeed not as terrifying as the bastard had imagined. In terms of medicine, Lin Yilan rarely made mistakes. The first time she refined medicine, she corrected the wrong ingredients and content in the book based on her knowledge and experience. Most people failed to refine medicine because they had referred to the wrong instructions. After refining for a long time and gaining experience, they naturally knew that books could not be trusted, and the failure rate was greatly reduced. During the refining process, it was often a failure to find the right ingredients and weight. The fact that Lin Yilan was able to refine it in one go only showed that her medical intuition was still relatively sharp. Of course, the fact that she was refining an ordinary pill was also a major factor. The more unpopular the poison antidote, the more difficult it was to refine, and the failure rate would also increase by several times.
After the bastard finished drinking the medicine that Lin Yilan had made into a soup that looked like it was being fed to a child, Xiao Mo came in with a basin filled with water." Miss, it's time to rest."”
Xiao Mo saw from the corner of his eye that the bastard had finished his milk. He immediately turned around happily." Miss, Miss!" It drank it all! It drank it all!"
Lin Yilan and the bastard looked at each other and moved the teapot to her side guiltily. Unfortunately, Xiao Mo, who was sitting on top of Zheng Le's head, saw the terrified gazes of Lin Yilan and the bastard. Xiao Mo eagerly snatched the teapot."Miss, are you thirsty? Xiao Mo will pour it for you!" As he spoke, he took an empty cup and prepared to pour it into it.
Lin Yilan was so frightened that she grabbed Xiao Mo's hand." Thirsty? I'm not thirsty! Do I look thirsty? Look, didn't I pour it for you?”As he spoke, he handed a cup full of tea to Xiao Mo.
"Eh? For me?" Xiao Mo forgot what he was doing and stared at the water in the cup.
"Of course! Our Xiao Mo is working so hard, how can we not comfort him properly! Xiao Mo, you must take good care of yourself! Drink more water to avoid exhaustion from dehydration. If you collapse, then I won't be able to hold on anymore! If I can't take it anymore, who will save all the patients in the world? If the patients in this world had no hope of survival, then their families could only plan on dying! In this way, mankind will face the danger of extinction. How can we let this happen! Am I right? Hurry up and drink!" Taking advantage of the moment when Xiao Mo was dizzy from listening, Lin Yilan snatched the teapot from her hand and placed it in a safe place. At the same time, the bastard sat in front of the teapot and tried to use its palm-sized body to block the teapot.
The bastard saw that Lin Yilan's actions of kidnapping people were done in one go. It finally understood that its master was a repeat offender. The method of committing the crime was to first confuse the person and then follow her obediently when she was unprepared. It finally knew how it had been deceived just now!
Xiao Mo held the cup in a daze and tried hard to digest Lin Yilan's words. The gist of it should be like this: If she didn't drink water, everyone in the world would disappear. In order to save everyone, she had to drink this glass of water even if she didn't want to!
With such an important mission on his shoulders, Xiao Mo drank the cup of water solemnly and then looked up to look for the teapot.
"What are you doing!"
"Ao Ao!"
When Xiao Mo's hand touched the teapot, the human and fox panicked and quickly protected the teapot.
Xiao Mo looked strangely at the abnormal Lin Yilan and the bastard.""Didn't Miss say to drink more water? Xiao Mo, drink another cup. That way, more people will be saved!”
Lin Yilan was suddenly a little speechless. To be honest, Xiao Mo was the first person in her life who saved the world by drinking water. Although a large part of it was misled by him.
"Xiao Mo, the more the better. The water resources in the 21st century are so scarce, and a large part of it was drunk by you ancient people! He had to conserve water! I can't drink anymore!" Lin Yilan said to Xiao Mo with a serious expression. She started to use this precious water resource to wash her face.
Xiao Mo looked at Lin Yilan with a blank expression. She didn't understand. Should she drink water or not?
Seeing Xiao Mo start to think about this complicated question, the bastard finally stopped worrying about the teapot behind him.
Since it knew that everything here had to be simple, it didn't ask for a basin of clean water. It directly put its paw into the water that Lin Yilan had used.
Lin Yilan watched with interest as the bastard washed its dirty paws and wiped them with a clean cloth. Then, it jumped from the table to the bed because the table wasn't very far from the bed…Wait…On the bed?
"Bastard! What are you doing?" Lin Yilan watched as the bastard found a place to lie down beside the pillow and yawned. He curled himself up comfortably and rubbed his furry head against the blanket. Lin Yilan had a bad feeling." Don't tell me you want to sleep there?"”
Its three tails wagged lazily, and the bastard closed its eyes. Facts speak louder than words. It intended to use facts to speak.
Lin Yilan's lips twitched as she muttered to herself,""Will this fox have lice?”
The fox's hearing was very sharp. The bastard who was pretending to be asleep on the bed suddenly jumped up and flew into a rage!
F * ck! How could there be lice on its body? Don't compare it to ordinary livestock! Bastard!
As a result, the Jade Bamboo Residence returned to peace after the battle between humans and foxes.
In the end, the bastard still got onto Lin Yilan's bed.
The night had just begun.
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