"Haha, I finally caught it." Cheng Qingyu finally grasped the fishing line after sticking out of the boat. He was about to turn around and show off when he lost his balance and fell off the boat with a scream.
"Ah, help!" The moment Cheng Qingyu fell into the lake, Ye Fan's expression changed drastically. He didn't have time to think and jumped off the boat, intending to save her. However, when he had already jumped into the lake, he saw Cheng Qingyu floating on the surface of the lake with an unhappy expression.
"F * ck, you know how to swim?" Ye Fan cursed,"Are you crazy? If you know how to swim, why are you shouting for help? You'll scare people to death, you know?"”
Cheng Qingyu, who was already depressed, became even angrier when he heard Ye Fan's complaint."Hmph, if it were you who suddenly fell into the lake, wouldn't you be afraid? It's fine if you don't comfort me, but you're still fierce to me.”
As he said this, Cheng Qingyu actually felt that his anger had not subsided. He directly swam to Ye Fan's side and bit down on Ye Fan's shoulder. As he bit down, he said vaguely,"Big bad guy, I told you to be fierce, so I'll bite you to death. I'll bite you to death, you big bad guy.”
As she spoke in a muffled voice, tears began to flow out of her eyes. Her muffled voice began to choke.
The moment he was bitten, Ye Fan's first reaction was: "I'm dizzy. Who provoked who with this move? I came down to save you, but you still bit me.”
The pain in his shoulder made Ye Fan suck in a cold breath. He wanted to push Cheng Qingyu away, but he suddenly heard Cheng Qingyu's voice start to choke. He had already raised his hand to push Cheng Qingyu away, but he put it down again.
"Big bad guy, why are you so fierce? I'll bite you to death.”Cheng Qingyu let go. Before Ye Fan could catch his breath, he hugged Ye Fan's neck and cried loudly.
The weight of the two people was all on Ye Fan's body at this moment. Ye Fan first felt that his center of gravity was unstable and he almost drowned.
"Young miss, people will die like this. Let's get on the boat first, okay?”Ye Fan could only beg for mercy helplessly, but Cheng Qingyu acted as if he did not hear him and only placed all his weight on Ye Fan.
Taking a deep breath, taking a deep breath was the only thing Ye Fan could do now. He kept taking deep breaths and adjusted his center of gravity: "Why don't we go to the ship first? If you continue like this, I won't be able to hold on much longer.”At this moment, Ye Fan felt his legs and stomach trembling. In the water, his two hands could not move freely, so he could only use his two legs to keep paddling in the water to prevent himself from sinking.
Ye Fan said it a few times in a row, but Cheng Qingyu seemed to be addicted. No matter what Ye Fan said, it was as if he had turned a deaf ear to it. He did not listen to it at all. Helpless, Ye Fan could only use his trump card.
"I was forced to do this. You can't blame me.”Ye Fan muttered in his heart. Then, he stretched out his hand and slapped Cheng Qingyu's butt heavily under the water. 'How elastic.' Ye Fan raised his eyebrows and actually had an evaluation in his mind.
Cheng Qingyu immediately reacted when her buttocks were attacked. She struggled to break free from Ye Fan's body and widened her almond-shaped eyes."Pervert, what are you doing?"
Without Cheng Qingyu's weight, Ye Fan felt very relaxed. Without saying anything, he climbed onto the boat first. Only then did he heave a sigh of relief and say to Cheng Qingyu,"If I didn't do this, would you have been able to leave my body? I was almost killed by you.”Speaking up to this point, Ye Fan looked up at the sky and roared,"It's hard to be a good person."
"Someone like you can still be considered a good person.”Cheng Qingyu muttered. He did not approve of Ye Fan, this so-called good person.
Taking out his phone, Ye Fan's expression immediately became bitter. After soaking in the water for more than two minutes, his phone could no longer be turned on."Girl, why aren't you coming up? If you don't come up now, your phone will be ruined.”
"Who's as stupid as you? I didn't bring my phone with me. I put it in my bag on the boat.”Cheng Qingyu laughed gloatingly. When he saw Ye Fan's embarrassment, he was overjoyed.
Ye Fan pursed his lips and said,"I say, if you don't come up, I'll row the boat away. You swim to the shore alone."”
"Let's go, let's go. Once you leave, I'll shout and let everyone know that you're bullying me.”Cheng Qingyu was not afraid that Ye Fan would play this trick. He had long been prepared to deal with it. No matter how clever Ye Fan was, he would be shameless to the end.
What a little devil, Ye Fan thought to himself, but he said,"Hurry up and get on the boat. We'll go back and cook some fish to eat before we start buying cultural relics.”
Sure enough, after hearing Ye Fan say that he was buying cultural relics, Cheng Qingyu giggled and climbed onto the wooden boat to urge him,"Let's go back quickly. After we finish eating the fish, we'll start buying cultural relics. I want to see what you're talking about.”
Cheng Qingyu was still thinking about Ye Fan's words in the afternoon that the acquisition would be very exciting tonight. Moreover, he believed it and looked forward to it.
Ye Fan smiled slightly and said,"You'd better squat there and don't move around. Otherwise, you'll be exposed."”After saying that, Ye Fan turned around like a gentleman and began to row the boat towards the shore.
When Cheng Qingyu heard Ye Fan's words, she was stunned at first and then suddenly remembered something. She lowered her head and looked down. Her face was flushed red, and her ears were also slightly red. It turned out that after soaking in the water, her clothes had already stuck tightly to her skin, revealing some things that she shouldn't have seen.
Ye Fan didn't row fast. He rowed slowly for nearly half an hour before returning to the shore. However, at this moment, Cheng Qingyu's clothes were not dry yet, so he refused to go ashore.
"Are you planning to stay on the boat until your clothes are dry?”Ye Fan pointed at Cheng Qingyu's wet clothes and asked.
Staring at Ye Fan, Cheng Qingyu said,"Why don't I go back like this? I'll be seen by everyone. You go first.”
"But you'll catch a cold like this." Ye Fan was a little worried about her." How about this? Go to the small house over there and change into my clothes first. Don't catch a cold."”
After Ye Fan finished speaking, he took off his shirt and threw it to Cheng Qingyu. Not far away from them was a small hut built by Huang Dashui. It was used to watch the fish at night during the fishing season. Normally, no one would come here, so it was a good place to change clothes for Cheng Qingyu.
Although Cheng Qingyu was tall, he was still a lot weaker than Ye Fan. However, Ye Fan's T-shirt only reached his knees when he wore it.
Cheng Qingyu came out of the small room with a red face and said,""Let's go back."
Ye Fan nodded very straightforwardly and said,"Alright, let's go." For a guy like Ye Fan whose EQ was infinitely close to zero, he really didn't know how to please girls.
Ye Fan used water grass to thread the fish from his cheeks together. He held it in his hands and walked in front disapprovingly. Cheng Qingyu followed behind him with a bitter expression."Idiot, can't you help me get my wet clothes?”
Under Huang Dashui's strong invitation, the problem of dinner was settled at his house. However, when he saw Ye Fan's shirtless body and Cheng Qingyu wearing Ye Fan's clothes, his gaze towards Ye Fan instantly became a little more impressed. He even secretly gave Ye Fan a thumbs up, causing Ye Fan to almost vomit blood. He quickly went up to explain.
It would have been fine if he didn't explain, but now that he did, it was as if he had confessed without a fight.
"Brother, don't take it to heart. I was your age too. It's understandable. Besides, who hasn't been young and frivolous for two years?”Huang Dashui lowered his voice and whispered into Ye Fan's ear.
"Let me tell you, you should be crazy for two more years while you're still young. If you really reach my age, your body won't allow you to be crazy anymore, so you must seize the opportunity. Isn't there a song called 'If you don't be crazy, we'll be old'?”During dinner, Huang Dashui, under the stimulation of alcohol, gave Ye Fan an introductory lesson.
Ye Fan wanted to cry but had no tears. He could only explain repeatedly,"Brother Dashui, you've misunderstood. She fell into the water. I was afraid that she would catch a cold, so I gave her the clothes to wear.”
He had underestimated Huang Dashui's stubbornness. After all, Huang Dashui had already made up his mind."Come on, we're all men. Who doesn't know each other? I asked you how she fell into the water. Wasn't it you who teased her? Am I right?”Huang Dashui immediately put a big hat on Ye Fan's head.
Ye Fan finally understood. The best thing he could do now was to remain silent. He must not explain. The so-called more he described, the worse it was.
The time he had agreed with the villagers to purchase the cultural relics was seven o'clock in the evening, but at around six thirty, people had already come over one after another. Ye Fan shouted,"Brother Dashui, look, the villagers are already here. I'll go out and collect the cultural relics first.”
Ye Fan finally found an excuse to run out. When he thought of Huang Dashui's so-called enlightenment class, he felt a chill down his spine."Men are indeed the same.”This sentence also included himself.
In the courtyard of the fish farm, Huang Dashui found a few workers and brought a table for Ye Fan. He turned on the lights and asked him to start purchasing cultural relics from the villagers.
More and more villagers came, but most of them were here to watch the show. Only a small number of them had cultural relics in their hands and were here to sell them.
"Master Ye, when will you start collecting these things? I've been waiting for a while.”
"Yeah, we agreed on 20 yuan this afternoon. You can't go back on your word.”
The group of villagers saw that Ye Fan was sitting there and had no signs of starting to buy. They were a little anxious, afraid that Ye Fan would suddenly change his mind and not buy these things.
Ye Fan stood up and said with a smile,"Everyone, please rest assured. I will definitely accept these things. The price is also 20 yuan. I will definitely not lower the price. However, everyone, please be patient and wait a little longer. When the other villagers come, we will start collecting.”
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