"I'm used to being bullied by her since I was young.”Shen Fu didn't know why, but every time Li Niang spoke up for him, he would inexplicably blush and feel shy. He pretended that nothing had happened and picked up a piece of pastry and took a bite.
Jiang Ling 'er slapped her chest three times. As she did so, she reached out for the teapot. She didn't even have time to pour the tea into the cup. She raised her head and gulped down the tea.
Seeing that Jiang Ling 'er's cheeks were still puffed up and she hadn't finished swallowing, Li Niang realized that she must have choked. The piece of pastry just now was too big. Li Niang looked guilty and quickly reached out to smooth Jiang Ling' er's back."Are you feeling better?"
Shen Fu suddenly stood up, wanting to stop Jiang Ling 'er from drinking water, but he was too late. His outstretched arm was suspended in mid-air, and his face was filled with shock. He stared at Jiang Ling' er like a stunned chicken, unable to come back to his senses for a long time.
"What kind of pastry is this? It tastes terrible and choking!”Jiang Ling 'er drank all the tea in the teapot, and there were not many tea leaves left. She wiped the tea leaves from the corner of her mouth and threw the teapot on the table with a complaining expression."What kind of lousy tea leaves are these?”
" I... I... that... tea leaves..." Shen Fu came back to his senses. He wanted to say something but stopped. He didn't know how to express himself. Jiang Ling 'er didn't want to kill him.
"Why are you hesitating? I know you put herbs in the tea, but you still brought these things with you when you arrived in Haojing!”Jiang Ling 'er didn't seem to care. When Shen Fu liked to drink tea, she would add some ginseng and antler. It was beneficial and harmless. When she tasted the other flavors in the tea, she knew that she must have put something in. Of course, she knew that the taste of the tea leaves in her tavern had changed.
She had never understood and never liked how Shen Fu drank tea. She had even argued with him about this matter. However, after thinking about it, this was his habit. She should respect it, so she couldn't be bothered and didn't bother to say anything.
"What happened?" After hearing her words of forgiveness, Shen Fu's expression became even more unsightly. Jiang Ling 'er was anxious. This was not something that herbs could explain!
"It's a medicinal pill. It's a small pill the size of a green bean. It can only be boiled in water and can't be eaten!”Shen Fu finally sorted out his thoughts. As he spoke weakly, he stepped back to maintain a safe distance from Jiang Ling 'er.
'Can't eat', the most important part should be these three words. He had improved! He had modified the herbs into pills, and the amazing thing was that they were pills that could not be eaten! Jiang Ling 'er's face darkened as she asked in a low voice,""What will happen if I eat it?"
" It's you... your current appearance..." Shen Fu pointed at her face and gestured with his hands. Before Jiang Ling could react, he rushed behind Li Niang and hid.
Jiang Ling 'er reached out her hand and touched her face. She was so shocked that she jumped a lot. She looked at Li Niang and saw that Li Niang had a strange expression. She didn't say a word, as if she wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to laugh. She held it in and felt uncomfortable, making her heart hang in her throat. She pointed at Li Niang and then pointed at the door."Get someone to bring the bronze mirror over!"
吔？When she spoke, why did she feel that her mouth was swollen? Jiang Ling glared at Shen Fu angrily. Her mind was filled with thoughts of how to deal with him later.
" Ah!" A shocking scream came from the private room. Even the guests on the first floor could hear it. At the time of the hour, the hourglass and sundial moved in sync, so the Hundred Flowers Restaurant was open to welcome guests today. Although there were not as many guests as the monthly cocktail party, there were still two or three tables in the private room and five or six tables in the hall on the first floor.
"Shen Fu, I will kill your entire family!" Jiang Linger touched her swollen face, picked up the teapot on the table, and smashed it at Shen Fu's head.
Li Niang couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud. She pointed at Jiang Ling 'er's face and asked Shen Fu,""Is there an antidote?"
"It's not poison. Where's the antidote? After three to five days, he gradually recovered!”Shen Fu looked at Li Niang's reply while jumping left and right without stopping to deal with the things that Jiang Ling 'er threw at him. She was so angry that she didn't even let go of the pastries that Li Niang made.
"Shen Fu, I curse you to never get Li Niang!”Shen Fu's dodging skills were amazing. Jiang Ling 'er blurted out in a moment of anger.
"Miss, you're talking nonsense!”Li Niang immediately stopped laughing and glanced at Jiang Ling 'er shyly.
" I'm not talking nonsense..." Before Jiang Ling 'er could finish her words, Shen Fu rushed over and covered her mouth tightly with his hand. No matter how she pinched and scratched, he would not let go.
"She's just angry at me and spouting nonsense!”Shen Fu looked at Li Niang awkwardly. He endured the pain in his hands and arms and forced a twitching smile.
Under Jiang Ling 'er's powerful kicks, Shen Fu did not struggle at all. He loosened his grip and sat on the ground. There were still traces of blood on the back of his hand. He could not fight back against a woman. Moreover, he was a weak scholar. How could he withstand Jiang Ling' er's beating?
"One of you is three years older than me, and the other is four years older than me. You still have the cheek to bully me!”Jiang Ling 'er rushed to the door and wanted to push it open. She touched her face, but she did not have the courage to go out. After all, it was business hours. What if the customers saw her?
"It's all my fault, you can't blame Li Niang.”Shen Fu got up from the ground and automatically walked to her side. He opened his arms and closed his eyes, looking like a gentleman who was about to die."Hit me until you vent your anger!”
Jiang Ling 'er raised her fist and punched his handsome face. She had taken the initiative to touch the flesh on his door. How could she not eat it? This was the first time Jiang Ling' er had heard such a request in her life. If she did not fulfill it, she would be letting him down!
Shen Fu didn't try to dodge. He just couldn't help but scream. He wasn't a martial artist. His body was made of iron. He knew pain. Jiang Ling 'er kept punching and kicking until she was tired.
"Young Master Shen, let me find a doctor for you!”Li Niang looked at Shen Fu's scarred face and torn clothes. He fell to the ground and couldn't even get up. It was needless to say how upset she felt. She had tried to pull her back a few times, but she could not do it at all. Jiang Ling 'er was already furious. She had also been punched in the shoulder, and it was still hurting. Jiang Ling' er had been ruthless!
Speaking of which, which woman in the world could tolerate her beautiful face being swollen into a huge pig's head by someone, and there was no solution. She could only wait for a few days to recover. This Shen Fu deserved it. Why did he add seasoning to his tea for no reason!
"What doctor? There's no doctor!" Jiang Ling 'er shouted and sat down beside Shen Fu, panting. The fight just now was really enjoyable and had exhausted a lot of physical strength.
"Dang!" A series of hurried knocks sounded on the door. Li Niang opened the door a little to prevent outsiders from seeing the room. She saw a servant standing at the door and asked,"What is it?"
The servant left after replying. Li Niang closed the door and walked to Jiang Ling 'er's side. She glanced at her pig-like face and said,"The young man reciting poetry is here, waiting for you at the usual place.”Li Niang felt that Shen Fu was also here, so she was too embarrassed to say," Your lover is waiting for you in the dormitory!
"Why did he choose this moment?”Jiang Ling 'er felt her head buzzing as she touched her swollen fat face. She reached out and poked Shen Fu who was lying on the ground."Walk? A carriage?"
"The carriage is parked at the entrance!" Shen Fu groaned. His body was covered in injuries, and it hurt badly when she poked him.
"Young Master Shen! Who injured my Young Master Shen so badly!”A shout caused Li Niang's hair to stand on end. Her entire body trembled, and her eyes widened, not knowing what to say. Jiang 'er pounced on Shen Fuling's body tenderly, causing Shen Fu to cry out in pain. She gently stroked Shen Fu's face and said,"Let's go, I'll bring you to the doctor!"
"Jiang Ling 'er, what's wrong with you?!" Shenfu's brain exploded, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body. The pain just now was not as intense as this. Who could withstand a huge pig head with a soft voice that made people feel sour and disgusted!
"Young Master Shen, what did you feed her?”Li Niang also didn't feel good. She even suspected that the pill Shen Fu put in the tea had more than just swollen faces.
Shen Fu couldn't say a word. He looked at Li Niang with an aggrieved expression, then turned back to look at Jiang Ling 'er's swollen face. With lightning speed, he got up from the ground. He felt that his legs weren't as painful as before, and his feet weren't as weak as before.
"I'm not crazy!" Jiang Ling 'er also got up from the ground and approached Shen Fu step by step. She rubbed her hands and a sinister smile appeared on her face. Just as her voice recovered, she started to sound strange again."Mr. Envoy, let's go see the doctor!”
"You…are you too ashamed to see him because of this?”Li Niang thought for a moment, and after thinking about it, there was only one answer that could work. She didn't want her lover to see her pig head.
"Let's go see the doctor! I want to sit in Lord Shen's comfortable carriage, I've never sat in it before!”Jiang Ling 'er didn't pay attention to Li Niang's words because she couldn't explain. That guy didn't just say that he didn't want to see any guests. She blinked her eyes and swayed her body like a spoiled child. Shen Fu had been scared into a corner by her and had nowhere to move.
"You've sat on it before!" As soon as Jiang Linger finished speaking, Shen Fu and Li Niang spoke at the same time. Their tacit understanding was simply to the extreme.
"If you want to live well and marry a wife you like, then I've never sat on it!”In order to get into the carriage, Jiang Ling 'er had resorted to all sorts of tricks. She could not stay in Hundred Flowers Cove even if she was beaten to death. If Crown Prince Jing saw her pig-like face, she would rather die!
"Why do you have to do this!" Shen Fu smiled helplessly. He knew who Jiang Ling 'er was referring to. He also knew that as long as Jiang Ling' er said something, Li Niang would ignore him. After all, she was Jiang Ling 'er's woman.
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