The first volume was the Douluo Continent's God Slayer.
The Third Young Master of the Tang Family Is in Trouble!
Doujinshi. In English, Withhumanity was a method of placing the characters in a certain or even some original works in a new environment, adding the author's own ideas to express a new theme. In the current China, it was called a work that followed the trend of the times-"fake".
Following the serialisation of the novel "Douluo Continent: The Two Peerless Tang Sects", countless Doujinshi novels that followed the trend of "Douluo Continent" surged like a storm. Including the works that followed the trend of the first Douluo Continent novel, the number of Douluo Continent novels that had been published, regardless of whether they were completed or not, had already reached several hundred. There were tens of thousands of stories that happened on Douluo Continent in the novel, and they were interwoven into Douluo's history at various times.
One day, the first author to compose the novel Douluo Continent: The Third Young Master of the Tang family was jolted awake from his dream. His entire body shivered, and he had a bad feeling. But I don't know what caused the disaster. The next day, he picked up his smartphone and connected to his best friend, the Heavenly Silkworm Potato. He talked to the two of them but couldn't find the root cause. He then found the master, the Dream God Machine, to resolve his doubts.
"Third Young Master, you have countless fans, but there are many imitators." Most of them aren't from your Tang Sect, and they have no moral integrity, show off their lower limits, are shameless, and do whatever they want! It wasn't just large literature websites. You can also go to the XX website to take a look. There are also many vulgarities. For example,"X Times of Douluo Girls","Douluo Continent Lust Record","Douluo Continent H", and so on!”
Third Young Master was puzzled. What did all this have to do with him?
"Although the internet is data, reality is not where the data is." In fact, three thousand worlds start from three thousand? You're a writer, and you've written countless fantasy worlds under your pen. Let me ask you a question, okay? Have you ever thought about the question of what you would do if the world you wrote about really existed?”
Third Young Master was shocked. Shen Ji smiled." If this world exists, then this world would not have started because of you. However, history will start with you. However, logically speaking, it should have nothing to do with you after you end it. The problem here is that you're too indecisive about your own work, merging the main characters and seven devils into your 'Tang San Divine Realm!' Which makes your works so closely connected,
Now, you've created "Douluo Continent's Two Peerless Tang Sects", but the plot isn't as rigorous as the first one. I remember that the first novel of Douluo Continent was a good story-telling work. How did it become a romance novel now?
This was not a big deal in the first place, but how did a romance novel suddenly involve the entire Douluo Continent's national affairs? How could a human life be trifled with? Although you don't know that what you write will become real, you have the responsibility to write nonsense…
And I see that your writing is full of doubts and loopholes. What's going on? For example, you wrote about Shrek Academy's Seven Monsters in your first book, and then forcefully wrote about a new generation of Shrek Seven Monsters in your second book. This kind of play that only appears in books has now appeared in reality. How can there be such a trifling scene?
Let's not talk about the loopholes in your writing for now. Let me ask the next question. The ancients said: divided for a long time will be combined, combined for a long time will be divided. Your first "Douluo Continent" and your second "Douluo Continent" are tens of thousands of years apart. However, your Shrek Academy has remained glorious for ten thousand years. Don't you think that it's against the laws of nature?”
"That Shrek has the protection of my 'Tang San Divine Realm. Keep up with the times and never be stupid. With my personal guidance through Tang San's Divine Realm, even if the Douluo Continent collapses, my Shrek Academy will live forever! And the Shrek Seven Monsters will be born from generation to generation, it's related to the development of my future works. I have a long-term plan in this life. The above loopholes are my foreshadowing. You will know the meaning in my future works.”
"You…are so unreasonable!" Shen Ji sighed. Did the people on the Douluo Continent know? You're working for Tian Xing! Not only did he deliberately fabricate its history, but he also connected the continent's people who did not fight with each other in the space to Douluo, ultimately causing it to be full of loopholes. Looks like you've caused a disaster! The works of those non-Douluos found your gaps and forcefully interfered. The real Douluos were already in chaos! And you're still forcefully altering Douluo history, making it seem like Douluo Continent is using Tang San's Divine Realm to inflict a spiritual backlash on you! Soon, it will bring you a great disaster in the main world!”
Third Young Master was shocked and cried, asking if there was any way to save him. Shen Ji advised him to let go immediately and stop asking about Douluo's affairs. He could contact them after the Douluo's limelight died down. Third Young Master heard that it was so simple? However, the Peerless Tang Sect was not finished yet. How should he deal with it? Shen Ji frowned and suggested separating the main character from the continent. He would try his best not to participate in the plot of the continent to reduce the impact on himself.
On the second day, Third Young Master named his main character Huo Yuhao as the God of Emotions in Tang San's Divine Realm. The story of the people in " Peerless Tang Sect " unfolded around him. Third Young Master only wrote a few words about the continent's affairs until the end of the year." Peerless Tang Sect " ended on December 20, 2014. It ended hastily without anyone noticing.
Third Young Master's calamity was over…
However, the true chaos on the Douluo Continent did not stop…
Transmigrators. In English, a timetraveller referred to a creature that had reached another time and space through various bizarre accidents or methods. Most of them appeared in novels. In recent years, there had also been many television dramas and movies that used transmigration as a selling point.
Currently, there were many transmigrators hiding on the Douluo Continent. There were otakus, imposters, fujoshi, Long Aotian, Mary Sue, chuunibyou, gays, lilies, gentlemen (perverts), and even the "gods" themselves. They were all Earthlings who were arrogant and had abnormal brains! They did not belong to the Douluo Continent, but they were constantly devouring the Douluo Continent's resources! It nibbled away at the spirit herbs that had grown on the Douluo Continent for hundreds of millions of years. They exterminated the creatures that had lived on the Douluo Continent for tens of thousands of years, destroyed the buildings of the civilization that had been passed down for thousands of years, and even massacred all the races that had lived on the Douluo Continent since ancient times…Their answer was that it depended on their mood.
The transmigrators nibbled away at everything on the Douluo Continent like parasites. They were the most concealed invaders. The people on the Douluo Continent were unable to distinguish them or discover them. Moreover, there would come a day when Douluo's resources would be completely depleted by these transmigrators. The Douluo Continent would also be destroyed!
The people of Douluo Continent were unable to defeat the transmigrators. They thought that the transmigrators had appeared in web novels that belonged to Earth and had a terrifying path of battle. Only the transmigrators could defeat the transmigrators! There was not a single normal person who transmigrated on the Douluo Continent. Therefore, some people thought that if an ordinary person who could think normally transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, it should be able to save everything. This was because transmigrators could only defeat people from other worlds, but they were no match for the " ordinary people " on Earth.
My name is Jia Xiaojian. Unfortunately, I am that unlucky "ordinary person". What you are about to see next is my story. ----------
China, March 1st, 2015, 60th day after the novel "Douluo Continent's Two Peerless Tang Sects" was completed.
The morning in Beijing was like the Penglai Immortal Pavilion, shrouded in immortal mist. When the sun rose from the east, the majestic immortal fog was like purple qi coming from the east. The capital city of the Holy Dynasty was so vast that outsiders were afraid of it.
Jia Xiaojian's family lived in Beijing's Seventh Ring Road. Every morning, the mother of the child had to put on a mask for her child, the wife had to put on a scarf for her husband, and the single young man was busy getting a license plate for his beloved car. It was a prosperous scene.
If one wanted to walk in the immortal fog that filled the sky, they needed simple food to provide the people living in the capital with energy to keep out the cold. Egg pancake and hot soy milk. This was the breakfast of an ordinary modern person. The habit of eating breakfast in China originated from the Han Dynasty more than 2000 years ago. After that, most of China implemented the breakfast system. It was beneficial to both life and production. Three meals a day had become the common diet system of humans, but it had changed the pace of life and shaped different feelings of life.
For modern city dwellers, the most important requirement for breakfast was simple and fast. Egg pancake was Jia Xiaojian's favorite. The handmade noodles were rolled into a beautiful circle, thin and even. Eggs were guaranteed to be nutritious. The dumplings were fried in oil, golden and crispy. The egg pancake was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, both fresh and fragrant. It only took two minutes to enjoy it.
"Ah…I woke up late. The smog is getting worse. Old man, give me a serving of pancake. Is there any soy milk?”Jia Xiaojian walked out of the fairy fog with heavy black eye bags and a weak body. He seemed to have been used to a life where black and white were reversed for a long time. His eyes were bloodshot and filled with fatigue, his temples were bulging, and his hair was yellowish with split ends and falling out…His entire body was filled with the feeling of hormonal imbalance. It could be seen from his mental state that his body was in a terrible state. It was so terrible that the word "sloppy" could not be used to describe it…
Jia Xiaojian now thought back to the time when he doubted whether a person like him would really be useful if he transmigrated to the world of Douluo. Unfortunately, he was the origin of Douluo's new story. Even more regretfully, his body did not improve much even though he had transmigrated in time.
Jia Xiaojian was a man. It was normal to study in high school, study hard, and then enter a famous university after graduation. However, after getting in, they immediately entered the unique "era of the 21st century" without any suspense.
In today's society, countless people had practiced it. If you studied for twelve years and suddenly started playing games, then the moment you turned on your computer, your life as a loser would begin. You are destined to be one of the losers in this world, because even though you beat the starting point, you lost at the finish line.
The world of the internet was rich and attractive. There were role-playing games that required strong individual strategic planning skills, military games that required the cultivation of a sense of war, card games that required flexible use of logical combinations, competitive games that required the rational use of resources, and finally, team games that utilized the emotions between people.
Every game had its own unique charm, and once you came into contact with it, you would be deeply immersed in it. Jia Xiaojian, who had been studying for so many years, could not resist the temptation. He knew that the only way for him to leave the online world was to master all the games so that he could completely lose interest in them and return to society. If he stayed at home since he was young, he would never be able to return to society.
Jia Xiaojian knew that he wasn't a professional player because he would try his best to test his level after every game. However, he had never received the highest honor. He would forever hover between the tenth and fifth place in the entire game. He would not become famous and would only end up deleting the game in anger.
Four years passed. Jia Xiaojian was proficient in all the games! However, this was a shameful thing. In four years, he had only learned basic survival skills in university. Naturally, the basic skills could only be used to survive in society. However, the game had already hollowed out his body, making it impossible for him to move forward. Jia Xiaojian, who had already returned to society, had to face a serious test before he could buy a house and find a girlfriend to support the elderly. Everyone should understand this. In the moment when Little Scum was enlightened, he knew that he, who was well-rounded in his thoughts and morals, was not an "otaku" who would live off the old, and it was impossible for him to "stay at home". Earning money to support his family had become his duty. If he wanted to fulfill his duty, he had to completely forget about living at home.
A person who had once received higher education and had now left the game world and returned to reality. In the blink of an eye, he had become an ordinary old man that could be seen everywhere. Jia Xiaojian, who was proficient in all games but hadn't touched a game for two years, had completely become a person in society. In the end, the game only brought him how to use the stories he saw in the game to view his life correctly. He had clearly realized where his mistake was. However, he did not blame the heavens or others, nor did he give up on himself. Instead, he took the blame for his fall and began a new busy day.
He didn't expect to achieve much, nor did he expect to have much assets. He just wanted to work hard and earn money to repay his parents. Then, he would marry a wife. It didn't matter if she was pretty or not, as long as she didn't divorce. He could rent a house and have a child. It didn't matter if the child was a boy or a girl. It didn't matter if the child was filial or not. It was fine as long as he was sure that it was his. Then, they would grow old and die.
That's right, at the age of 22, Jia Xiaojian had already understood life and death, and had seen through the mortal world. In the virtual world of the Internet, he had recognized reality. He would no longer say those frivolous words of youth. Instead, he would quietly live his life and wait for death. Even now, he could eat the egg pancakes made by the old man at the entrance of the alley every morning. It was a kind of happiness for him.
"No, you got up so late and sold them out. You must have been reading all night yesterday.”The old man selling pancakes at the entrance of the alley was about 80 years old, but his body was very strong. He squinted presbyopic eyes. He had a long beard and had the demeanor of an older generation. His real name was unknown, but his technique was unique! He could make 72 different flavors of egg pancakes. It could be called the "breakfast tyrant at the entrance of the four alleys".
Every day, when Little Scum took the bus from the Seventh Ring Road to the Third Ring Road, she would come here to make a hot egg pancake. Jia Xiaojian had already forgotten when he started to have this habit. However, he clearly remembered that when he had just escaped from the poison of online games, he was dragged into another abyss of the online world by this bastard old man!
As a mature person, Jia Xiaojian had originally planned to exercise his body after finding a job to live a few more years. However, this bastard old man insisted that he read a web novel called Douluo Continent. Jia Xiaojian felt that it was not like he had never read a novel before, so he decided to give the old man some face and read it. After that, she couldn't help but spend all her time reading novels. She couldn't control herself and continued reading, causing her body to deteriorate!
One had to know that literary masterpieces and web novels were different. It was the first time Jia Xiaojian had read an online novel. Having played hundreds of online games, he could accept any form of new culture shock and new world background! He was immediately attracted by the description of the customs and culture of the foreign world. From then on, he could not stop reading. He could not stop reading for days and nights! In less than four days, he finished reading the first book,"Douluo Continent", which had 3031114 words. Then, in eight days, he finished reading the 5336937-word "Douluo Continent's Two Peerless Tang Sects".
Initially, Jia Xiaojian thought that it was over. It was indeed a very interesting book. The first book was quite comfortable for him to read, but the second book was a little unsatisfactory. Although it was good to fill the emptiness in his heart, after all, you couldn't play games in your spare time at work, but no one cared about reading books.
No matter what, she still had to thank the old man for recommending her work. However, the next day, the old man was shocked when he found out that Jia Xiaojian had finished reading two volumes of Douluo Continent in such a short period of time. Then, he mentioned more than a dozen novels from the Douluo Continent series. Jia Xiaojian was shocked…
The novels that the old man introduced to Jia Xiaojian next were titled Douluo Continent. When he read them, it felt more like he was reading the unofficial history of Douluo Continent. It felt like Mao criticized the Three Kingdoms. Many of them were not good at writing, which made Jia Xiaojian curse after reading them, but some of them were quite interesting. Over time, it became Jia Xiaojian's new interest. Of course, it wasn't because he was interested in reading. Instead, after reading it, he would discuss the plot of the " unofficial history " novel with the old man, express his own opinions, and curse at the uncomfortable and illogical parts of the novel! He gave the most severe criticism to all the books related to the Douluo Continent that he had read. He would often curse until he got carried away.
Talking about good-looking Douluos became Jia Xiaojian's pastime, and scolding ugly Douluos became Jia Xiaojian's way of venting. This perfectly balanced Jia Xiaojian's psychological state, so that he would not collapse under the strong social pressure. Jia Xiaojian had already read 154 versions of Douluo Continent novels, 137 of which were told to him by the nameless old man. For the sake of these few hundred Douluo Continent books, Little Scum at least knew all the text websites. Reading apps and more than a dozen XX websites, as well as overseas websites.
However, the scary thing was that every time he heard Little Scumbag say that he had finished reading a new version of Douluo Continent's novel, the old man would be abnormally excited and start a fierce academic discussion with Jia Xiaojian! Jia Xiaojian was a little scared. He knew that others would be happy to read the book he recommended. Was there a pervert who would be "excited"? However, in line with the principle of caring for the elderly and the young, Jia Xiaojian would do such a small thing to make such an old man happy every day.
"There's no more soy milk. But I left some porridge for you to eat at work.”As the old man spoke, his hands danced in the air. The scallion and cream flew everywhere on the iron plate. An egg was smashed into a pile of sticky dough and rolled back and forth on the iron plate. The old man grunted and began to roll the dough on the hot iron plate! The old man's eyes instantly opened, and his gaze reflected a bright light. Just as the flatbread was half-cooked. An egg flew into the pancake. At this moment, the old man lifted the flatbread with his left hand, causing the egg to slide down to the other side. Just as the flatbread was about to slide out, his left hand quickly turned to the other side, and the flatbread and the egg spun at the same time! His right hand instantly threw the seasoning. After the egg white was completely solidified, the egg yolk was safe and sound! At this moment, the flatbread was already cooked. The steam in the middle was like a balloon, lifting the egg yolk in the middle! The old man turned his right hand and saw a small hole in the middle of the pancake. The oil inside flowed out from the bottom, and the egg on top fell into the center of the pancake! The old man turned a blind eye to this and brushed the sauce on the egg white panel. The moment the egg yolk solidified, he picked it up. It took 3 minutes and 45 seconds to finish filling the double egg pancake.
It was unknown what secrets were hidden in such a strange cooking method. Every time, Jia Xiaojian would eat it and forget to leave. Jia Xiaojian, who loved egg pancakes, had been dreaming for half a year. Every morning, she would think about it as if she was possessed. She came over to eat the nameless old man's egg pancakes. No matter how much he ate, he wouldn't get sick of it. Moreover, once he started eating, Jia Xiaojian would lose his guard and tell others everything…
"Every time I see you make a pancake, I always feel different from others…Jia Xiaojian stared at the pancake without blinking.
"Otherwise, why do you always eat at my place? Let me tell you, child, when you have the ability, you have to show off your skills to your heart's content. When you don't have the ability, you have to pretend to be a coward. The skills that a person could master in their lifetime were very limited, so if you had a superior skill, you had to constantly show it, otherwise people would think you were incompetent. He could either face everything while acting tough, or he could silently pretend to be his grandson until the end. You must remember this sentence when you go. You may not be safe in the future, but you definitely won't die miserably.”
"Old man, which world are you talking about? Why do I feel that the real world is the opposite?”
"Nonsense, of course we're not talking about this world. Do you still need me to teach you how to survive in this world?”The old man smiled.
"What?" Little Scum asked in puzzlement. He didn't hear what the old man said.
"I mean, after reading so many of these Douluo novels, what do you think of their main characters?”The old man smiled without batting an eyelid. He rolled up the pancake and placed it in his hand. He did not pass it to Little Scumbag. Instead, he suddenly brought up the topic of the Douluo Continent.
"Hmm…nine out of ten people are transmigrators. They're a bunch of idiots who rely on their martial souls or bloodlines to pretend to be wolves with big tails. Idiot thinking, even more idiotic combat techniques. They didn't have any standard of speech…but no one could beat them. It's so annoying!"
"Oh? Really? If it were you, what would you do when you faced them?”
"Run far away."
"You didn't say that half a year ago. Is this the last answer you came up with in the past six months?”The old man was shocked and shook the pancake in his hand.
Little Scum stared at Guan Bing and answered without thinking," In the world of Douluo Continent, the soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the violent ones, the violent ones are afraid of the ones who don't care about their lives, and the ones who don't care about their lives are afraid of those who sacrifice their lives for justice…When facing transmigrators, only idiots would fight them head-on." I need time to plan. First, I need to break their law of being the main character. Then, I need to slowly dig out the side forces around them and make them betray me. He would use a series of schemes to weaken them.”
"What if the other party is a god?" The old man seemed to be very satisfied with Little Scum's answer. He shook the pancake in his hand and asked,
"I will kneel and beg for mercy." Little Scum answered without hesitation,
" What…What?!" The old man's body stiffened, and he almost dropped the pancake on the ground.
"I will request to become one of them, even if it means being a slave. Because they were gods. So I need to watch them. If I can watch, I can enter. If I can enter, I can interfere. If I can interfere, I can guide. If I can guide, I can control them. If he could control them, he could completely destroy them! Scheming is the strongest weapon…Are you going to give me the pancake or not? I'm going to be late for work!" The old man had already stopped shaking the egg pancake in his hand, and Little Scum immediately regained consciousness!
"Here you go! Here you go! One last question, how's your novel?”
"I'm done!" Little Scum took the pancake and said,
"So fast?" The old man handed the porridge over.
"Three days and three nights.'Douluo Continent: The Afterlife's Heavy Head',' Soul of the Douluo Continent's Army 'and' Douluo Continent's All Pleasure Sect 'have yet to be completed except for the first two. The quality is getting worse." Little Scum didn't take the porridge but quickly opened the pancake. He was really hungry.
"…How many Douluo Continent's works have you read so far?”The old man frowned and said with a serious expression.
"About 150 books. Most of them are rubbish literature.”After saying that, Little Scum took a bite and the crispy texture instantly entered her mouth. The egg yolk that had just solidified was extremely soft, and the taste of the pork ribs sauce was obvious. Together with the chopped green onions, it made one have an endless aftertaste! What was surprising was that…Xiao Jian, who was originally in a very bad state, was now full of energy and radiant after eating the egg pancake!
"That's good. Now, there's only you!”The old man looked at Little Scum and thought,'Little Scum's body stayed up all night during the college entrance examination in the early stage, and she spent a lot of effort in the game later. Coupled with the pressure of work at the moment, his body was already pressed to the limit. He was destined to have a short life and would definitely agree to reincarnate. Moreover, there was no time to slowly choose from the others.」The old man said,""Little Scum, I'll give you another website. You can search for 'Douluo Continent'. But listen, only at midnight: 00 points for a search!"
"That scary? Are you sure it's a website for reading novels?”Little Scum licked her lips and took the old man's porridge with satisfaction.""Understood. I'll go and take a look.”
Looking at the old man's happy smile for some reason, Little Scum smiled helplessly. Just as he was about to pay, the old man waved his hand and said,"I'm closing up. This meal is on you.”
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