My gaze fell on the feather duster in my hand.
It was no different from before, but when did it appear?
I suddenly remembered the time I sat on this tree and used it to sweep the dust off the stone slab. Then, I casually threw it aside.
I looked around and it was still the same as usual. Could it be that the expert had turned invisible?
"Heavens, is this the power of a magic tool?”Mr. Mediterranean opened his mouth wide.
I frowned and retorted," Is there something wrong with your eyes? This feather duster can only sweep dust at most. How can it hit a living person?" Dream on."
After I finished speaking, I waved my feather duster and stood there like a master.
I think with my current aura, that expert might take me in as his disciple if he admires me.
Mr. Mediterranean silently shifted his gaze to his son and suddenly screamed. That scream was like the cry of a woman when she was about to be f * cked.
I frowned again. Please, pay attention to your image. If you're not willing, I still have to think about my future.
But curiosity still made me look over.
A ball of white mist was as dazzling as a pearl in the dark night. It floated on the tall man's body.
I was shocked.
What was this? Why did it look so similar…
This shape…
It really seemed like…
Uncle Mediterranean and I looked at each other and laughed out loud at the same time. At the same time, we shouted out uncivilized words in unison,"Poop!"
The speed at which the white mist rose suddenly froze.
We continued to laugh heartlessly, forcing the white fog to stop rising. It floated to the ground and turned into a short and wretched man.
However, its hairstyle could not change its unique flavor.
We laughed even harder.
"F * ck, laugh, laugh, laugh again, I'll beat you to death!”The expression on the perverted man's face darkened again and again. In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore and made a sound.
Its voice was old and dry, like a piece of dry wood that had been beaten by a woodcutter in the deep mountains and forgotten by the side.
"Hahahahaha!"
"F * ck, stop looking. Look at the charges again!”
"What kind of ghost are you?”I desperately held my stomach and tried to hold back my laughter." It can't be because I drowned in the manure pit, right?" Haha…"
"I think so too…haha…yeah, haha, but why is the stench different from the pit? Haha…"
"Bullshit!" The perverted man roared angrily, but he felt that this word was not suitable for the current situation. He could only pause to slow down his words." That's the smell of money. It smells so good. You can't even appreciate it?”
" Haha…Then you are…" I laughed so hard that I could not help but slap my face to prevent it from cramping.
" I'm asking for money. If this kid wasn't so greedy, how could I have easily possessed him? Humph, I finally possessed someone else's body, but I didn't expect to be hit by a feather duster. How can I accept this? I was actually hit by a feather duster instead of some Zen or Taoist sword. How can I survive in the Ghost Realm if this gets out? My peers will laugh me to death. Damn it, I'm so angry. Wahhh!" Hey, hey, still laughing, still laughing, what the hell are you laughing at…Damn it…"
The already pale face of Death for Money was as white as paper. Its entire ghost body looked malnourished. In addition, the hair on its head swayed with its movements. One could imagine how prominent it was.
We laughed even more.
Heh, I didn't expect this ghost to be so interesting.
I didn't expect that catching ghosts would be fun.
Moreover, this feather duster seemed to be quite useful. It could actually beat the ghost out of its body. In that case, it did not have the help of an expert.
Sigh, what a pity.
"Hey, you want money so badly. There are so many corrupt officials now. Why don't you go and take their bodies? Since you can make a lot of money and drag down the corrupt officials, won't you become a peerless good ghost praised by everyone? Maybe a beautiful ghost will come to you and say that you have a sense of justice.”
I was like a bad uncle who lured a child with candy. Step by step, I lured him into the sweet circle.
This was a serious problem regarding catching ghosts. Didn't they say that they didn't have to collect them? We have to reform it, right?
Moreover, I don't know how to collect ghosts. It wouldn't be good if I accidentally destroy the Gui Family, right?
What's worse is that this ghost is even more ferocious than I expected. I don't have any actual combat experience at all. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I was killed by it?
Although I can still seek revenge on it if I die, wouldn't I have to join the reincarnation army with Uncle Mediterranean?
Not good, not good.
Sure enough, the eyes of the money seeker gradually blurred. It had completely fallen into its own spiritual world and began to fantasize about its own hero chapter.
This gullible fellow.
"Alright, in order to protect the world and peace, I will take my leave.”Death for Money's eyes flashed with the light of a protagonist who had saved the world. He cupped his hands and was about to disappear.
"Hey, what about him?" I pointed at the tall man who was still lying on the ground like a dead fish in the distance. From his motionless posture, I really didn't know if he was dead or alive.
"Didn't you fall?" Death for Money glanced at my feather duster." You have to keep it a secret for me. If anyone asks, just say that I was accepted by a white-robed expert. Because I'm going to be a savior, I can't leave a stain on myself."”
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