I suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Perhaps, I could do this, or perhaps, this would help me overcome this crisis.
It's just that it's too early for me to celebrate.
"Behave yourself!" That sinister voice was deliberately lowered, obviously not wanting to be recognized by me.
I only felt my hair stand on end. That's true. With a knife stabbing you in the back, who would feel comfortable?
I raised both my hands. There was still a feather duster in my right hand that I hadn't put down yet.
I couldn't help but curse myself. Idiot, you're still thinking about how to escape my mother's judgment at this time.
I felt sad for myself.
Looks like I'm really hopeless.
I glanced at Uncle Mediterranean again. He was leisurely swaying beside me, causing my heart to burn with anger.
This damned old ghost deserved a beating. He was actually so calm at the moment of life and death.
"Damn old ghost!" I roared in rage and broke free from the robber's grasp. I picked up the feather duster and knocked him on the head. I risked my life for you back then. I didn't expect you to be so ungrateful. If I had known this would happen, I would have treated it as cleaning my stomach even if you kept acting cute.
" Tough girl…" The bandit cried out in surprise. The cold knife was once again aimed at him. I also raised my feather duster to parry and kicked him in the crotch. Seeing that he was in so much pain that he couldn't even speak, I took off my clothes and covered his head with them."F * ck, you're just a f * cking scumbag. What are you doing sneaking around in the middle of the night? Just by looking at you, I know you're not a decent person! F * ck…"
The bandit's weak voice could be heard from the fists and feet."I am a bandit…"
I was stunned for a moment before I kicked his head. Then, I patted the dust off his clothes and continued to hit him."Damn it, that's even more so. You're a scourge of society. You don't like to do serious things. You specialize in stealing, swindling, and kidnapping. You're simply the public enemy of all mankind. You don't want to do serious things and insist on wandering around in the middle of the night. You're lucky to have met me. Damn it, why aren't you thanking me? What are you shouting for? Those who don't know better might think that I'm bullying you. Shut up!”
Suddenly, Mr. Mediterranean's annoying face appeared in front of me in a magnified form.
"Stop calling and hurry home. Your mother will be worried.”When he spoke, he sounded like a ghost…He had almost forgotten that he was a ghost.
"I found an excuse. I was robbed by bandits. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and escaped from the bandits.”I looked refreshed. I took back the clothes from his head and kicked him. I took out 200 yuan from his wallet and said," Take this as compensation for my mental damage. If you have any objections, say it now. Don't scold me behind my back and make me sneeze so hard."”
After waiting for about a minute, the bandit's low sobs came from below. He sobbed and said,"No…no…"
So, I left.
Today was truly a beautiful day.
I happily hummed a song, but I didn't know why I couldn't stop a taxi even after stopping it a few times. I looked at Uncle Mediterranean in confusion."They can see you, but they don't know that you're a ghost.”
"But you look like a hooligan with your clothes draped over your shoulders.”Uncle Mediterranean sized me up and told me the truth.
"Aiya, how troublesome." I put on my clothes again. This time, I quickly stopped a car.
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