"Yes!" The sanctimonious old man clapped his hands excitedly, almost wanting to pounce over and give me a big hug.
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. Fortunately, he couldn't come out at all. Otherwise, wouldn't I be dead?
"Perhaps it was predestined that you sent the demoness here. In other words, your mirror inadvertently became a spatial teleportation device.”the old man said.
…" What is he talking about? Why can't I understand a single word?
When the old man saw my confused expression, he sighed in disappointment. His originally slightly excited emotions slowly subsided. He said,"I'll tell you again. If you don't understand, you might be killed by the demoness.”
I was shocked and immediately sat up straight. My eyes were locked on the phone screen, afraid that it would suddenly jump up and run away again. After all, this concerned my life and death.
"You must have tampered with the mirror by accident. What did you call your mirror?”
"My phone." I answered.
"Ah, right, the phone. Honestly, did you do something strange on the phone?”
"Eh? Let me think…I dialed my ID number and my phone turned off automatically. Then you appeared.”
"Yes, that's where the problem lies. This is equivalent to a password. You accidentally connected the interface of the spatial teleportation device, so the demoness took the opportunity to teleport here from our Taoist spatial teleportation device. The demoness wanted to seduce you and possess you, but she didn't expect that your face was impervious to knives and spears. A small sound couldn't scare you at all, so she couldn't do anything to you. In addition, I came too, so the injured demoness ran away. Cough cough!”
After saying that the chicken intestines were long, the old man seemed to be panting. He drank some water and asked,"Do you understand?"
I slowly digested his words and let out a long sigh of relief. I said casually,"Isn't that transmigration? Why did you say so much? Actually, you can summarize it with two words, but you have to make it long. Are you trying to confuse me with bad intentions?”
These words almost made the old man who was drinking water choke. He drank the water in a few gulps and raised his head to say angrily,"How would I know that you have such a saying? Really, you still dare to talk about me!"
"Alright, back to the main topic. Although I let it go, it was an unintentional mistake. What else do you want to do?”
Yes, that's what I'm most concerned about. After all, it was because my hands were cheap to dial my ID number. I didn't expect to cause so much trouble for the Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty.
I suddenly thought of a keyword. Tang Dynasty?
Thus, I conveniently brought up this issue.
"Isn't this the Tang Dynasty?" the old man asked.
I tugged at my light yellow hair, expressing my helplessness in comparison.
Since he could find me and see the facilities here, he knew that the so-called Tang Dynasty had perished. I really don't know if he was really stupid or playing dumb.
"This is the 21st century. As for your Tang Dynasty, it has been extinct for more than a thousand years.”
"What is it? Heavens, I didn't expect our Daoist magic to be so powerful.”The old man was extremely surprised. He deliberately poked his head out to look at my world, but I blocked him with one hand. I didn't want him to see my doghouse. It didn't matter if I was embarrassed, but the most important thing was not to embarrass us humans in the 21st century. I didn't want him to think that this was a house for humans in the new era.
"Excuse me, old man, why are you here?”I pretended to cover my mouth and cough to hide my embarrassment and change the topic.
"Although it's unlikely, we want you to go and subdue the demoness.”After such a long time, the old man finally revealed his true purpose.
I fell silent again.
What kind of joke was this? You want me to kill the demoness? Then wouldn't I be committing suicide? He could guess with his toes that this was impossible.
"Hey, what's wrong?" The old man saw that I didn't say anything for a long time, so he asked.
I looked at him bitterly and asked,"If you were me, would you go and die?”
"I won't!" The old man said seriously," How can there be such a stupid person?”
"Then why are you asking me?"
"This is also for world peace. Do you want more innocent people to die because of this?”
He said it in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner. Damn it, he wasn't going to die. Of course, he said it easily.
I pretended not to hear him.
"Sigh, let me tell you the truth!" The old man stared at the pimples on my face for a while." Actually, you have to kill the demoness. Otherwise, you will die too.”
"Why?"
" The demoness is a ghost with a strong resentment. In addition, she was used by the corpse keeper to refine her body into a corpse demon, which made her resentment even more difficult to influence. She just escaped from you, so you're infected with some ghost qi. If you don't get rid of the demoness and get her pill, you'll die within a year!”
Motherf * cker, is it that serious?
I was so scared that I sucked in a cold breath. It seemed that I only had a year left to live. In that case, I would drop out of school and go on a trip to avoid leaving behind a lifetime of regrets.
"Hey, don't tell me you're already thinking about your future?”
"Ah, that's right!" I nodded.
"Don't be so desperate. Didn't I say that you can live if you kill the demoness?”
The old man said it casually.
I couldn't even be bothered with him.
I was unlucky to die the moment I appeared.
"Uh, there's actually a remedy."
"Hmm?" His words were like a ray of light in the darkness, brightening my world.
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