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41 Really f * cking dogs, did f * cking dogs feel good?

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"Pah! " This blood is so f * cking disgusting…" Luo Shao, who crawled out from the monster's corpse with difficulty, pinched his nose in disgust and spat out a mouthful of blood on the monster's corpse.

Pikachu nodded in agreement.

"A pickup truck! (What a stinky smell!)"

He wiped his face with his sleeve and looked at the small city in front of him.

" Seriously…I haven't even entered yet, and I've already encountered a Titan so quickly. Moreover, even a small Titan is so troublesome…I really don't know what will happen if I encounter that Loud Titan after I enter…"

This morning, due to the threat of nuclear radiation, Luo Shao carried Pikachu and ran all the way.

Although he didn't know which direction he was going, Luo Shao was sure that he was driving in the opposite direction from City A and B.

Because he was not so bad at directions that he could turn back.

As he and Pikachu sprinted, he finally arrived at his current location, in front of the ruins of Giant City.

The monster that Luo Shao had fought before was a small Titan.

Because the small Titans were having a hard time, Luo Shao was considering whether he should enter the ruins or not.

There were a total of five Titans in the ruins of Giant City. Even if he had just killed one, there was still a high chance that there were four more Titans.

In addition to all kinds of small monsters…

Luo Shao was very hesitant.

However, before he could think for long, the system's voice suddenly appeared in his ear. It spoke in an emotionless electronic voice,"Congratulations to the host for killing a small Titan! Obtained 1000 Fiendish Energy Points!"

Hearing that, Luo Shao's pupils suddenly constricted.

1000 Evil Energy Points was the reward for an S-class zombie, and this small Titan had the strength of an S-class. Then, the large Titan behind him…Luo Shao didn't dare to imagine it anymore, and he had the intention to retreat.

However, the system decisively cut off Luo Shao's escape route.

"Ding! Releasing a side quest and forcefully accepting it!”

[Sub Mission: Attack the Ruins of Giant City!]

[Success requirements: Kill all Titans and clear or destroy the ruins of the giants!]

[Success Reward: Titan Gloves!] 10000 Fiendish Energy Points!

Punishment for failure:

Looking at the words on the virtual screen, Luo Shao suddenly realized that he really wanted to curse.

Is the system forcing me to die? F * ck! This was…f * cking dog!

"Does it feel good to f * ck dogs?"

“·······”

"Host, you don't have to worry. The system won't give you a death mission, so you can go without worry.”The system explained calmly to Luo Shao's silence and speechlessness.

Hearing this, Luo Shao helplessly scratched his head.

"System! Let Pikachu learn the ultimate move of thunder!"

"Ding! [Thunder Ultimate Skill costs 2000 Fiendish Energy Points. Host's current Fiendish Energy Points are 1233!] You don't have enough fiendish energy points to learn it."

"F * ck! What the f * ck, he didn't have enough Fiendish Qi points?! I'm really…poor…" Upon hearing the words " insufficient evil spirit ", Luo Shao immediately revealed a miserable expression.

However, the system continued asking the same question.

"Host, although I asked you once before, you didn't give me an answer. So now I want to ask again-is it fun to f * ck dogs?”

Hearing this, Luo Shao was instantly speechless. Then, he shouted in dissatisfaction,""F * ck you!"

"The system has no mother."

"F * ck! I'm really blind to talk nonsense with you! Let Pikachu learn the Iron Tail!”

"Ding! Successfully purchased. Pikachu has learned Steel Tail! By the way, I now understand why you f * cked the dog. I really scared your dog eyes. You said it yourself just now.”

"F * ck!" Luo Shao was shocked to find that he was actually speechless. What the system said made sense, and he was actually speechless…Therefore, Luo Shao could only give these two words.

Pikachu seemed to have sensed the memory that appeared out of thin air. He quickly closed his eyes and stood there to digest it. Luo Shao also took the opportunity to wash his body.

You asked him where he got the water? I can only say that the system has an interspatial ring. You can think about how it came about.

After Luo Shao cleaned up the blood on his body and changed into a brand new set of clothes, he looked at Pikachu who had already used up all his skills and smiled."Have you digested it?"

"Pika ~ Pika ~ Qiu! (Yes! Digested!" In response, Pikachu jumped up and down and ran into Luo Shao's arms, nodding fiercely with its cute little face.

Luo Shao gently put it down, then pointed to the headless Titan corpse beside him and said,"Since that's the case, use your steel tail on that Titan!”

"A pickup truck!"

When Pikachu heard this, he ran over without saying anything. Along the way, his yellow tail slightly curled up, and then a white light flashed and wrapped around Pikachu's tail.

Then, Pikachu jumped high into the sky.

After choosing 360 degrees, Pikachu swung its steel-like tail at the Titan's corpse.

"Bang!"

Pikachu's steel tail was extremely powerful, and it instantly smashed Qin Ta's corpse.

Qin Ta's corpse exploded, scattering in all directions.

As the only spectator, Luo Shao naturally couldn't avoid being covered in blood and flesh, so…Luo Shao's previous cleaning was in vain.

"Ah! I just cleaned it up!”

"Pi ~ Pikachu ~(Sorry, sorry)" Pikachu mischievously stuck out his tongue and apologized.

Its body had also turned blood red. It was obvious that the blood of the Titan had also splattered onto Pikachu's fur.

However, there was nothing he could do about it. After all, it was the closest.

"Forget it, Pikachu, clean it up for me. Seriously…I don't know what's wrong with this Titan. Not only is his blood disgusting, but it also stinks. Sigh ~"

After washing up with Pikachu, Luo Shao also found a place to have lunch.

Due to the rush in the morning, they hadn't had breakfast yet, so Luo Shao and Pikachu were starving.

He didn't recklessly run into the ruins of Giant City. Instead, he came to a high place and ate the sandwich in his hand while using the Death Hunter to look ahead.

Sniper rifles were awesome! There was no need to buy binoculars.

"It's really quiet inside…Is it because there are no intruders?”Looking at the empty mini-map, there was not a single red dot on it.

Moreover, the ruins of Giant City were peaceful, which made Luo Shao suspect that there was a trap.

P.S.: Well, well, I've added more, so can I? Give a relative?

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